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Sneebs

@mastercheef.bsky.social
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25 🪲she/her 🪲 Entomologist with a lot of hobbies Feel free to follow if you wanna be mutuals!

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I need a mod for Resident Evil that turns leon into a giant bug. We could call it Resident Weevil
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I wonder if he was an og pc player or one of the new console players
Helldivers meme mentioning the now-legendary eagle 500kg bomb
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Sweating so much in this heat that a dude told me I looked like a gatorade commercial
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
This is my reasoning irl as well when no one laughs at my jokes
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Hope the paper writing went smoothly
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
The long awaited PGR x DMC collab finally drops, two days before I go camping. I’m gonna be thinking about that damn game while in the woods lmao
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
This speech bubble took forever to draw with my finger lol
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Blue razz flavored shroom for those bold enough to take a bite
Weird looking blue mushroom surrounded by plants. (Don’t eat random mushrooms)
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Listening to music loud enough to shake the rats out of the walls
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
A bunch of Sheetz started popping up in my city a couple of years ago and I used to hate how they competed with my beloved UDFs until I realized just how goated Sheetz food is
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Love’s used to be the only gas station I would stop at until the Sheetz hype overcame me
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I heard the games are getting way more expensive too
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Looks like a big stick insect! They generally can’t do any harm to humans
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I get that automated systems are meant to make things easier but if I’m calling a facility, it’s because the automated online process wasn’t able to adequately help me and now I’m seeking a real person to talk to. Automated calls are so useless imo. Let me talk to a human *please*
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
It’s crazy that we decided to go with the term dilfs when filfs is so much funnier
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
She’s talking over his answer because he’s making a point she’s scared of hearing
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Meme of stick figure in torment with text: “Falling in love with a character with next to no screen time”. (I must now create my own content)
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
“Baked cheetos 50% less fat” You’ve removed the whimsy
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Love me a good greasy chip. Give me that snackage with oil juices. If it doesn’t double as a fire starter, I don’t want it
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
In this town, everybody knows somebody with a cat named Beef or Brick
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Not even the oracles foretold this
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Playing a gacha game made by Kuro and seeing content leaks from the Chinese server that haven’t made it to the global servers yet is getting me so excited mannn (pgr x dmc collab, come to me beautiful)
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I love playing a game on easy the first time thru so I can actually enjoy the story. There’s nothing wrong with difficulty options
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
The self control, HOW
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
That mite also be the reason, not gonna lie
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
They call me brick because I stay bricked up
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
One of my favorite hobbies is reporting and blocking people lol
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Idk how some of yall keep the same screensaver for months. Mine changes with my mood
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Ohh, if I knew how to do that, every npc would be replaced by hot anime characters and goth women
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Building mods sounds difficult. I think if I tried to do that, my computer would explode
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Skyrim 🤝 Minecraft They’re the mod then annually abandon crew
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Why do the people who constantly complain about having kids choose to keep having more
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
And the parish boys too, yeah
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Maybe I’m just not understanding the algorithm, but I do find it funny that I can spend 3 weeks listening to nu metal and Spotify’s autoplay is still like, “here, we recommend the same 5 Frank Ocean songs you listened to on repeat in high school”
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I have friends in germany and one of them frequently jokes about getting to celebrate holidays before I do. On New Years it’s really weird, because she gets to live in a different year from me for a few hours
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
That sucks but at least you’re not completely out. Sorry you have to deal with this. The pharmacy’s reasoning seems like complete bs
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
That’s fucked. Is your doctor able to get you with a new pharmacy that doesn’t suck???
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Is that aperol spritz? I imagine the taste of aperol pairs really nicely with pickles Lays
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Watched a movie that released in 1977 and the hotel room this character rented was ONLY 9 DOLLARS per night
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Music trends come and go, but dubstep will always be cool and no one will ever convince me otherwise
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
It gets on my nerves so much. Most of my typos come from autocorrect and autofill
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Being able to rap in multiple languages without missing a beat is such a flex
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I CAN FINALLY EXIT OUT OF ALL MY TABS I WAS USING TO STUDY LETS GOOOOO
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The pattern on its wings are really cool - looks like it’s mimicking an owl’s face
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Happy earth day everybody Shoutout earth, she’s my favorite milf
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Why does every chemist I’ve ever met produce enough anxious energy to make the Lowes lightbulb section glow
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Honestly I think it would taste okay without the mustard. Ketchup might even work, since it’s sweeter - but the vinegary taste of mustard would ruin this
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Planning on doing a devil may cry Dante cosplay in a few months and trying to figure out how the heck I’m supposed to make Devil Sword Dante. First time building a cosplay from absolute scratch, and that sword’s textures look daunting
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
My childhood friend and I, who were both raised catholic then ended up atheists, love to yell ‘catholic guilt’ any time one of us says sorry about anything
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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Almost bought uranium glassware yesterday but instead I chose to spend my cash on a small taxidermy alligator head, which surprisingly cost the same as a single plate
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