iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I need a mod for Resident Evil that turns leon into a giant bug. We could call it Resident Weevil

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

Sweating so much in this heat that a dude told me I looked like a gatorade commercial

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

The long awaited PGR x DMC collab finally drops, two days before I go camping. I’m gonna be thinking about that damn game while in the woods lmao

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Blue razz flavored shroom for those bold enough to take a bite

Weird looking blue mushroom surrounded by plants. (Don’t eat random mushrooms)

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Listening to music loud enough to shake the rats out of the walls

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

I get that automated systems are meant to make things easier but if I’m calling a facility, it’s because the automated online process wasn’t able to adequately help me and now I’m seeking a real person to talk to. Automated calls are so useless imo. Let me talk to a human *please*

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

It’s crazy that we decided to go with the term dilfs when filfs is so much funnier

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

Love me a good greasy chip. Give me that snackage with oil juices. If it doesn’t double as a fire starter, I don’t want it

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

In this town, everybody knows somebody with a cat named Beef or Brick

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Playing a gacha game made by Kuro and seeing content leaks from the Chinese server that haven’t made it to the global servers yet is getting me so excited mannn (pgr x dmc collab, come to me beautiful)

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Idk how some of yall keep the same screensaver for months. Mine changes with my mood

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Why do the people who constantly complain about having kids choose to keep having more

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Maybe I’m just not understanding the algorithm, but I do find it funny that I can spend 3 weeks listening to nu metal and Spotify’s autoplay is still like, “here, we recommend the same 5 Frank Ocean songs you listened to on repeat in high school”

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Watched a movie that released in 1977 and the hotel room this character rented was ONLY 9 DOLLARS per night

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

Music trends come and go, but dubstep will always be cool and no one will ever convince me otherwise

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Being able to rap in multiple languages without missing a beat is such a flex

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

I CAN FINALLY EXIT OUT OF ALL MY TABS I WAS USING TO STUDY LETS GOOOOO

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Happy earth day everybody Shoutout earth, she’s my favorite milf

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Why does every chemist I’ve ever met produce enough anxious energy to make the Lowes lightbulb section glow

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Planning on doing a devil may cry Dante cosplay in a few months and trying to figure out how the heck I’m supposed to make Devil Sword Dante. First time building a cosplay from absolute scratch, and that sword’s textures look daunting

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Almost bought uranium glassware yesterday but instead I chose to spend my cash on a small taxidermy alligator head, which surprisingly cost the same as a single plate

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Took a “short” nap yesterday late afternoon that ended up turning into an 11 hour sleep. Chat I may be cooked in terms of getting work done but I am feeling exceptionally rested

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

This is the most Californian shit ever. The moment my sister landed in LA she got an earthquake alert

Message feed showing screenshot of an earthquake alert followed by a text saying “welp I landed”. As a midwesterner, this is reinforcing Californian stereotypes I’ve heard lol

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

There’s actually something very conforting about the fact that fanfiction.net hasn’t changed the design of their website in the past 16 years that I’ve been using it. Time moves so fast and nothing lasts forever, except the silly little fanfic website

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Gonna be honest, “McRib shower gel” was not a combination of words I expected to read in my lifetime

Reddit post of someone talking about their experience using McRib shower gel and not having a good time. Posted on r/mildlyinfuriating

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

If anxiety had a smell I feel like it would resemble those extremely potent, cheap perfumes that’re so sickly sweet that you can’t ignore them

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

So many people are upset at the Devil May Cry show because it’s not an accurate adaptation of the games. I think I’m lucky that I watched it while just starting to play the games, because with near-zero lore knowledge, I was able to actually enjoy the show

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Yesterday I asked my friend to come with me to today’s protest & she was fully ready to call off of work and drive 7 hrs to DC last minute before I specified that I meant the protest at our state capitol like 20 mins away 😭 what a beautiful, spontaneous human being

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Gas stations just feel like such mythical places. Imagine traveling cross country on steed. Gas stations are like the place where you’d stop to let your horse rest and graze. Then there’s the gas station clerk, with their infinite wisdom of the lands you traverse. They’ve seen it all

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Really hot & muggy in the workplace today, so I’m using the Fight Fire With Fire method and eating hot cheetos to cool myself down. Surprisingly it’s working

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

The “why does ingesting this thing make me feel really weird” to “oh wait I’m allergic, aren’t I?” pipeline

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Car Seat Headrest dropping music for the first time in 7 years? In this economy??

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Been spending my whole current skyrim playthrough upgrading my house and fistfighting the locals I encounter in pubs to live the life I’ll never experience irl

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Gonna do a lot of driving this weekend but it’ll all be worth it to see PUP perform live. I crave Canadian punk rock

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Trying to download GIS datasets and came across a mythical error message

Screenshot of the USGS website showing an Error 403: Lost Bison (Forbidden Error) message across the screen. :( I was just trying to download hydrography data

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Going to the doctor is so humbling. “Your blood pressure is high” “Do you do drugs” “We need a urine sample” “You’re very dehydrated, urine shouldn’t be cloudy” Like bro I swear I’m trying to be good

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

The fact that we were strapping cameras on birds in the early 20th century for aerial photography before planes became common is so cute. Humans can be so silly and inquisitive

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

The amount of times you see people very nearly almost unintentionally k*ll themselves while working at a bar needs to be studied

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

I don’t think yall understand the extent to which the dog of wisdom (2015) youtube video shaped my high school sense of humor

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Cheese, butter, ice cream, and other milk products are so very tasty, but when I see someone just straight up shooting a glass of cow milk I become viscerally ill. Plain milk is so gross

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Love anime that features musicians. I finished Your Lie in April recently and it’s mwah *chef’s kiss*. The band and orchestra kid within me is grinning so big rn

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

If you look at a firefly close up, it looks like they’re wearing little hats

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

There are days where I’m productive in my hobbies but not my work and I feel guilty for “not getting anything done”. I recognize that this is conditioning from a culture that teaches success is derived from jobs and not enjoyment, but I still can’t stop feeling guilty

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Spent 7 hours studying for this exam yesterday, now I’m blasting Doechii to calm my nerves and telling myself “it’s not nerves, it’s excitement” on repeat like a record scratched to hell and back

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Famous composers writing brooding pieces are like Erik Satie: It should be introspective and fluid, with as few notes as possible to leave time inbetween for thought Sergei Rachmaninoff: No thoughts, GIVE EM NOTES

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

When you chop fresh garlic you make a new semi-permanent friend called Smelly Garlic Fingers

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