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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I wonder if he was an og pc player or one of the new console players

Helldivers meme mentioning the now-legendary eagle 500kg bomb

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Blue razz flavored shroom for those bold enough to take a bite

Weird looking blue mushroom surrounded by plants. (Don’t eat random mushrooms)

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

This is the most Californian shit ever. The moment my sister landed in LA she got an earthquake alert

Message feed showing screenshot of an earthquake alert followed by a text saying “welp I landed”. As a midwesterner, this is reinforcing Californian stereotypes I’ve heard lol

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Gonna be honest, “McRib shower gel” was not a combination of words I expected to read in my lifetime

Reddit post of someone talking about their experience using McRib shower gel and not having a good time. Posted on r/mildlyinfuriating

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Trying to download GIS datasets and came across a mythical error message

Screenshot of the USGS website showing an Error 403: Lost Bison (Forbidden Error) message across the screen. :( I was just trying to download hydrography data

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

If you look at a firefly close up, it looks like they’re wearing little hats

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Convinced that this tunnel leads to either something really cool or to horrors beyond mortal comprehension

Storm drain off the river with the inscription overhead the entrance reading, “FEED THE CURIOUS”

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Visited Point Pleasant WV and found mothman to be absolutely caked up

Mothman statue, backside. Cryptid with cake

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Yeah so…adding this to my list of Weird Shit I’ve found in the woods

Beaten, forgotten small torso of a statue

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Look at the snoot on this guy

Microscope image I took of a partridge planthopper, species Scolops sulcipes

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Organizing the university’s IPM collection and found a good example of what Dermestid beetle damage can look like. These dudes can destroy an insect collection & that’s why they’re my mf opps

Two boxes containing yellownecked caterpillar specimens that have been badly chewed up by dermestid beetle larvae

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Embarrassed to let anyone see my phone because this is what my camera roll looks like

Camera roll conpletely full of pictures of insects I took through a microscope

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Discourse in the entomology groupchat

(Groupchat message feed):

*Gunnar has left the group

Kyle: “Mods, expose his crops to the locusts”

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

I wish I could illustrate with words just how perplexed I was when I looked at one of these Danger Tic Tacs under a microscope for the first time, not knowing what they were supposed to look like

Mexican bean beetle larva. It’s rotund, bright yellow, and covered in branched spines. Looks like a dangerous tic tac. Significant agricultural pest

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

What I feel like leaving peanuts outside for the birds when it’s 15 F with snow on the ground

Danny devito playing his character from Always Sunny in Philadelphia, offering an egg to someone off screen with the following subtitle overlayed: “can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?”

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Ripiphoridae beetle your rizz is too intense. Your antennae too bi-flabellate, your thorax too bulbous. They’ll kill you

Lateral view of Ripiphorid beetle. Same specimen as first image

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

This is like Ratatouille but worse

Image of a tongue-replacement isopod within its host, a South African Blacktail fish.

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

The “but you don’t act mentally ill” crowd gets real quiet when I whip out the receipts:

Spotify Wrapped message I got a few years ago, displaying that I listened to 106,870 minutes of music over the course of one year

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Locust borer all dressed up in tiger stripes, with longggg antennae that are typical of beetles from the taxonomic family Cerambycidae

Image of a pinned locust borer beetle through a microscope

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Sneebs @mastercheef.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Microscope photos I took of a teeny froghopper from the taxonomic family Cercopidae. Considered true bugs (Hemipterans), these guys are pretty much found anywhere around the world that has dense vegetation, like woodlands and grasslands