Reposted by JasonThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s… 313174733314
Jason @massiveuniball.bsky.social · 17/07/2026If you happen to be pro bike lane, you can submit as many times as you want :) Location=EVERYWHERE,Concern=NONE, get wild in the text box. Attach a meme or a pic of Dreeshen. Your personal info not req'd. Go wild. #abpoli #ableg alberte.ca/report-concerns-about-bike-lanesalberta.caGovernment of AlbertaFind Alberta government services and information. 042
Jason @massiveuniball.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Just another reminder #abpoli #ableg peeps. You can early renew your Alberta drivers license any time. It's a minor stand (I just did mine today), but it's a little FU to the UCP and this moronic one ID card privacy mess they're about to create. Do it by the end of June please. 🇨🇦 21510
Reposted by JasonCharlie Angus @charlieangus104.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Any Albertan who had their personal information stolen through the Elections Alberta/separatist data theft should contact the federal privacy commissioner and demand an investigation. You cannot put your faith in any Alberta provincial body at this time. www.priv.gc.ca/en/contact-t...priv.gc.caContact the OPC - Office of the Privacy Commissioner of Canada 22498244
Reposted by JasonDale Smith @journodale.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Who held a "referendum" on equalization that got the province nowhere because it would involve constitutional negotiations, and did nothing other than stoke grievances that these separatists then latched onto? Who could have done something so completely irresponsible? It's a complete mystery! 612237
Jason @massiveuniball.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Please be careful posting this kind of stuff. I've been sending the release to my family/friends...we can all access it. You may have just caught it at a bad time. We need to sound the alarm about what's happening in #ableg but please, corroborate and make sure it's real. Don't be like them. 041
Jason @massiveuniball.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Anyone gonna take a look at folks in the US administration that have (allegedly) been doing the same thing? www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comUS soldier charged after winning $400,000 betting on removal of Venezuela's Nicolas MaduroGannon Ken Van Dyke allegedly made trades on Polymarket on the basis of classified information, the justice department says. 000
Reposted by JasonDave Cournoyer 🇨🇦 @daveberta.bsky.social · 17/04/2026The electoral boundaries commission website has been taken down but the commission’s interim report, final report, and public submissions are available on the Elections Alberta website: www.elections.ab.ca/resources/re...elections.ab.caElectoral Boundaries Commissions - Elections AlbertaThe Electoral Boundaries Commission Act requires that a commission be appointed during the first session of the legislature, following the second general election after the commission’s last appointme... 34732
Jason @massiveuniball.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I like whisky as much as the next guy. I like it even better when it's branded Canadian Whisky. And comes with a plate of reasonable gov't representation. Hold the corruption and racism please. Perhaps add some integrity if you have it. UCP losers. #ableg #abpoli 033
Reposted by Jasoncm 🍁 @cmcalgary.bsky.social · 29/03/2026If you respond "yes" to that mass text message from the UCP, they send you a link to their website survey asking some more in-depth questions, such as if you support using public money to build private schools etc. "no", or any other response, no link. unitedconservativecaucus.ca/surveys/educ... 62310
Jason @massiveuniball.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Alberta is at a turning point, and staying informed shouldn't feel like a full-time job. Forward Weekly is your antidote to the political chaos. Every Sunday, Forward Weekly will deliver the roundup you actually need, plus original progressive commentary. forwardweekly.ca/forwardweekly.caIntroducing Forward Weekly: Debuting March 29, 2026Forward Weekly is your antidote to the political chaos. Every Sunday, Forward Weekly delivers the essential roundup you actually need: original progressive commentary, what just happened, what's comin... 000
Reposted by JasonMatthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 19/03/2026It’s almost like it wasn’t designed to make money but to launder it 15669152
Jason @massiveuniball.bsky.social · 14/03/2026After being in MTL for the week I'm getting caught up on #ableg #abpoli question periods. It's almost like someone should set up a website where people can upload their utility/insurance bill increases so Nathan Neudorf can STFU about what the UCP has done for affordability. Which is SFA BTW. 020
Reposted by JasonAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Canada reduced intel sharing with US, Mexico reduced intel sharing with US, UK reduced intel sharing with US, EU reduced intel sharing with US, the Baltics & Nordics reduced intel sharing with the US. Intelligence and trust makes the world run, lose it & you collapse. 341005274
Reposted by JasonAmbassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 21/02/2026When will MAHA voters realize that they've been played? Despite RJK Jr's rhetoric, America is getting sicker under Trump. Trump rejected limits on artificial chemical dyes, other additives, or toxic pesticides. Power plants can now emit unlimited amounts of mercury, radium, and other toxins. 611940
Reposted by JasonRakhi Pancholi @pancholirakhi.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Enough is enough, Premier. Albertans see right through these distractions. Cut the bullshit. Call the election. youtube.com/shorts/RnRaw...youtube.comFebruary 20, 2026YouTube video by Alberta's New Democrat Caucus 1720689
Reposted by JasonAnonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Albertan separatists are even funnier when you realize they are complaining that Canada is too difficult to live in. Canada is too difficult. Canada. If you can’t make it in Canada, I’ve got bad news for you, the US isn’t for you either. 701355258
Reposted by JasonLauren Dobson-Hughes @ldobsonhughes.bsky.social · 21/01/2026If I were a PM who believed we were at a global rupture moment, upending decades of international order, and requiring totally new relations with the world, I probably wouldn’t cut my foreign affairs staffing and budget by 15% 11393134
Reposted by JasonLisa @lisab0923.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Maybe try Canadian Tire next. youtube.com/watch?v=bZZa...youtube.comOh, separatists. You always disappoint. #alberta #seperation #youcantmakethisup #canada YouTube video by Lisab0923 26622
Jason @massiveuniball.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Never say never... But this seems like a good time to share this piece from a year ago. @therickwilson.bsky.social macleans.ca/society/cana...macleans.caWhy America Can’t Conquer Canada - Macleans.caDonald Trump’s nonsensical threats are an attempt to distract from his own country’s self-destruction 000
Reposted by JasonJonny Wakefield @jonnywakefield.bsky.social · 05/01/2026News: Sturgeon Lake Cree Nation is suing the Alberta gov over steps taken to enable a separatist referendum, saying it did so despite knowing it would violate treaty. Suit also contains a summary of statements from separatists re: seeking Trump admin support edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n...edmontonjournal.comSturgeon Lake Cree Nation sues over independence referendum, claims government 'conspired' with separatistsA First Nation in northwest Alberta is suing the provincial government ahead of an anticipated separation referendum. 46736
Jason @massiveuniball.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Hello. I'm solo motorcycle crash almost sliding off a cliff in the valley between Tuxtepec and Oaxaca de Jaurez. 010
Reposted by JasonGhouly Hoye 👻🇨🇦 @hollyhoye.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Danielle Smith (best read in a whiny, entitled voice): “The feds have always unfairly hampered oil production in Alberta” The oil sands: 1110147
Reposted by JasonJay Gamble @drjaydrno.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Nate Nefarious Neudorf’s recall gets even wilder. recallfan44.substack.com/p/867-53oh-myrecallfan44.substack.com867-53... Oh myGenny I've got your number, Ryan I've got yours too; The Lethbridge-East Recall just got more interesting. 23414
Jason @massiveuniball.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Apollo and Annie getting ready for the holiday break! #dogs #australianshepherd @weratedogs.com 020
Reposted by JasonJared Wesley @jaredwesley.ca · 13/12/2025The UCP has made 2025 one of the darkest years for Alberta’s democracy. Albertans can turn on the lights in 2026. By simply being Albertan. Let me explain. 🧵 open.substack.com/pub/drjaredw...open.substack.comWhat Can We Do?A Holiday Plan for Restoring Alberta’s Democracy 317393
Reposted by JasonRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year. UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year. Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M. This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged. 615230138153
Reposted by JasonGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 14/10/2025That's twenty-seven flat-out murders. That's twenty-seven lives taken without even a semblance of a legal justification under domestic or international law. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/u... 815112995005
Reposted by JasonHon. Thomas A. Lukaszuk @lukaszukab.bsky.social · 13/10/2025We are so close to our goal. Please, look up your closest petition signing location on this website and take a minute to add your name to the list of proud Canadians. Our #ForeverCanadian volunteers are at 68 locations across Alberta. Find them here: www.forever-canadian.ca/sign-the-pet...forever-canadian.caForever Canadian Official Campaign WebsiteForever Canadian campaign is a grassroots coalition of Canadians aimed at reinforcing Canadian unity. It is a proactive vehicle to secure Alberta's continued place in Canada. 2202141
Reposted by Jason🇨🇦🇺🇦 Mike Jaques (jayks) @jaques.dev · 10/10/2025Amplifying for visibility. If you need to find out where to sign in person (requirement), there is an easy to use visual map of locations. Come on #Alberta, reject Danielle Smith's divisive tactics and tell her Alberta is part of #Canada , period! #ableg #abpoli #cdnpol www.forever-canadian.ca 0119
Jason @massiveuniball.bsky.social · 24/09/2025He seems to be confusing "told to get more involved" with told to f$ck off ##abpoli #ableg Municipal affairs minister tol... www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...cbc.caMunicipal affairs minister told to get more involved in local governments | CBC NewsAlberta’s municipal affairs minister has been directed to work with municipalities on speeding up permitting, limiting property taxes and getting their bylaws to comply with provincial policies. 021
Reposted by JasonAtticus Finch (of Georgia) @atticus59914029.bsky.social · 18/09/2025The OG Antifa 24556170
Jason @massiveuniball.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Friendly reminder to side step the latest UCP douchery. You can renew your Alberta driver's license up to one year before it expires. Must be done in person. Feel free to do so. #abpoli #ableg @thebreakdownab.bsky.social 0105
Reposted by JasonJB Pritzker @jbpritzker.bsky.social · 03/09/2025And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas 1201236124456
Jason @massiveuniball.bsky.social · 01/09/2025I really like this live/dead flower pic from my deck and will continue to post until I get 1 like. 030
Reposted by JasonDavid Marx @digthatdata.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Crazy idea: what if we make electricity cost more for non-residential use. 541427262
Jason @massiveuniball.bsky.social · 27/08/2025I know everyone knows but it's still important to point out. We're getting overrun by bullshit AI produced ads in Canada. Demand better. This crap preys on the most uninformed. The source of this one? India. Pay attention. 000
Jason @massiveuniball.bsky.social · 23/08/2025This policy is so wild and not based in reality it's literally going to kill people. But hey, all in the name of cutting waste right? Gotta find the money to build a new arena in Calgary I suppose. #abpoli #ableg 232
Reposted by JasonDeirdre Mitchell-MacLean @womenofabpoli.ca · 17/08/2025“There may not be an ”I” in “team Canada” but there’s a double dose in ‘Danielle Smith’.” This week in AB: August 17, 2025. #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli open.substack.com/pub/womenofa...open.substack.comThis week in AB: August 17, 2025Back in the saddle, again. 0169
Jason @massiveuniball.bsky.social · 16/08/2025@bencollins.bsky.social Just want to say I received my first paper copy of The Onion here in Edmonton, AB 🇨🇦! Even though it breaks our US business boycott & after exchange it cost me $300CAD (not), I can't think of a better way to spend an hour on a Saturday morning. Keep fighting the good fight! 020
Jason @massiveuniball.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Please tell me someone else here watched the #albertanextpanel from Edmonton Aug 14... An absolute shitshow. Some folks were fired up and very rude. However Brucey and Marlaina showed how thin skinned they are. Someone needs to do a supercut of the top (worst) moments #abpoli #ableg 154
Jason @massiveuniball.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Never seen a guy try so hard to not shit his pants ever. He should be smiling. They put Pirro beside him to make him seem normal sized. @thebulwark.com 000
Jason @massiveuniball.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally? 010