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masonasaro.bsky.social

@masonasaro.bsky.social
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nintendo fan, procrastinating fanfic writer, and wannabe game dev he/him, cis, straight, but still an lgbtq+ ally

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Ryan Markel @ryanmarkel.com · 16h
… [deep breath] WE SENT PEOPLE TO THE SURFACE OF THE MOON—AND BACK SAFELY—SIX TIMES OVER 50 YEARS AGO AND NOW *THIS* IS WHAT WE ARE DOING The Future sucks, man
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this was specifically the zelda direct. at least the main one had kirby and metroid
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i did the 9 Games thing. read the notes i left. i ranked them by chronological order of when i first played them. #My9Games my9games.com/en/s/09cdd16...
my 9 games are, ranked in order of when i first played them:
nsmb ds
the spongebob squarepants movie (and bfbb)
sonic adventure 2 battle for gamecube (and mega collection plus)
namco museum ps2 (and midway arcade treasures 1)
pokemon heartgold
plants vs zombies
smash bros brawl (specifically subspace emissary)
retro game challenge 1 & 2 (aka gamecenter cx arino no chousenjou 1 & 2)
and ufo 50
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i did the 9 Games thing. read the notes i left. i ranked them by chronological order of when i first played them. #My9Games my9games.com/en/s/09cdd16...
my 9 games are, ranked in order of when i first played them:
nsmb ds
the spongebob squarepants movie (and bfbb)
sonic adventure 2 battle for gamecube (and mega collection plus)
namco museum ps2 (and midway arcade treasures 1)
pokemon heartgold
plants vs zombies
smash bros brawl (specifically subspace emissary)
retro game challenge 1 & 2 (aka gamecenter cx arino no chousenjou 1 & 2)
and ufo 50
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
watching ytp’s, thought i’d try drawing link meeting his cdi and dic counterparts. read the alt text i worked so hard on it
game link (zelda 1&2 due to the stripe on his hat and cross on his shield) meeting his cdi counterpart, holding a “smrt” sword, and for whom the inner machinations of his mind are an enigma. in the background, super show link is saying his iconic catchphrase as spryte is barely constraining the sheer lust she feels for her link at any given moment… navi is also here, and confused as all hell
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
watching ytp’s, thought i’d try drawing link meeting his cdi and dic counterparts. read the alt text i worked so hard on it
game link (zelda 1&2 due to the stripe on his hat and cross on his shield) meeting his cdi counterpart, holding a “smrt” sword, and for whom the inner machinations of his mind are an enigma. in the background, super show link is saying his iconic catchphrase as spryte is barely constraining the sheer lust she feels for her link at any given moment… navi is also here, and confused as all hell
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
nothing changes ‘cause it’s all the same, the world we get’s the one we give away, it all just happens again way down the line
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👻ewan!!! (comms 📌) @ewanthingdoer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
looney tunes is awesome with the very unfortunate asterisk of sometimes A Hundred Years Ago Racism will at random take centre-stage
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the direct in a nutshell:
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 06/09/2026
MMO's are the "Oh my god, indie dev, don't try and make an Epic rpg, you're going to waste years of your life for nothing!" but for big boy companies
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 30/08/2026
Coyote vs Acme was phenomenal and also incredibly, incredibly topical lol
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 29/08/2026
How it feels reading journalists and politicians randomly throw transphobic dogwhistles into completely unrelated topics
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Spongebob and Flats: The Angry Flounder
ALT: Spongebob and Flats: The Angry Flounder
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Velvet Mummy🫟 @frogviolet.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Um…”autogynophilia”? Female masturbation? It exists. wtf is anyone even saying these days?
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Gremlin Gal @gremlingal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Autogynophilia" is a term coined in a pseudoscientific study commissioned by Congress back in the 80s, to pathologize being trans as nothing more than a sexual fetish. It's a big part of why Conservatives still stereotype transgender people as predators and conflate gender identity and sexuality.
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RetroArch is a psyop, a false flag to convince people that emulators are difficult to use, unintuitive, and maintained by unfriendly people uninterested in making anything better.
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GuileWinQuote @guilewinquote.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
everyday you gotta see a post like "Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage decomp is now at 90%" with a crazy AI generated image attached to it for some fucking reason until you die now I guess
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James @nitrorad.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Seeing people call wannabe MCU crap writing "millenial humor" feels weird because I strongly associate that generation's humor with YouTube poop
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
random pfp character mark lash lore thread: team lash: mark lash: main character, guy in my pfp, starts with fighting game special moves, gets more general video game powers (inventory screen, time stop via pause, autosave but only load after death, etc.) later on.
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
indie devs: i likey boss fights, if your game has any of these types of quirky miniboss squad, please advertise your game here
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
side note: i hate LLMs
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
i was suddenly struck by the creative spirit, so here’s my dramedy version of the mario 64 personalization mythos:
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
valve and nintendo rn:
static.klipy.com
ALT:
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
just sought out tadc spoilers. without ruining anything for anyone else i will say this: youtu.be/HsqmU3v0hVA?...
youtu.be
Can someone pickup that phone?
YouTube video by GrandiaMaster
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
just sought out tadc spoilers. without ruining anything for anyone else i will say this: youtu.be/HsqmU3v0hVA?...
youtu.be
Can someone pickup that phone?
YouTube video by GrandiaMaster
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
so altogether we have gamedev themed rpg mechanics that fit the world, a magic sex change, a skill progression arc for our protag, and a lucky break to explain how they start off so ahead of the curve. all without relying on Gaben’s original sin (gacha/lootboxes) (6/6)
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
so job relevant loot, for a game dev, is basically free unity asset store stuff, with rarer items being stuff like features or even game templates, but the actual process of making a game is just like it is in real life, so you can’t just slap together an asset flip and get 5 stars. (5/6)
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
our protagonist goes to a plastic surgeon have their character customized after graduatingas a deb(read: magic sex change) saints row style, and blunders into a stash of rare candy style level up items, which gives them enough stat points to be a one woman dev team (4/6)
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
so the game dev job is based around all the creative skills (art, music, writing, design, etc.) as well as tech skills like coding and quality assurance, so most people would prefer to specialize in subclasses like sprite artist or level designer. (3/6)
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
now, with your job, everything you do gains job-relevant stats and resources passively, and doing things related to your job increases it more. also job relevant tasks are rewarded like they were battles or quests, complete with job relevant loot. (2/?)
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
and now, me pulling a better litrpg system out my ass: you have set stats for everything you could ever do irl, and can increase them by doing them more often, but your college major gives you a character class based around the job you want. (1/6)
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
sounds like shit. like, even if we’re going litrpg with it,who in their right minds wants their power fantasy to rely on a GACHA? i could come up with a better system pulling something out of my ass!
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Asterion Del Toro @asteriondeltoro.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The kicker? This isn't even a good description of the plot.
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
This is just real life
A genderbend yuri novel titled "after turning into a beautiful girl, players keep calling me a dogshit game designer"
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
has anyone done this yet? because this is totally something GO!robin would to in order to spite ‘03!robin (yes i do refer to alternate continuity versions of characters like they’re undertale AUs, it’s the best thing to come out of that trend)
teen titans go robin as black noir, saying “i did thingsl
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
video essay: all platformers either base their level structure on mario (unrelated themes arranged in order of threat) or sonic (smooth transition between 2 extremes, i.e start in a natural paradise like green hill zone and end in an evil factory like scrap brain zone)
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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 13/05/2026
EarthBound/Mother 2 is actually a pretty scathing critique of America at the local level. Most of the governmental figures are easily controllable, bribable dipshits. Of course the Stoic Club bit is there too. Mother 3 is just the even more woke option
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ANGUIBUS @anguibus.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
ok so i might have just made the biggest oopsie of my social media career and said a very weird and very specific fantasy of mine as a response to “what would you do if you had a shitload of money”… and then made a joke that the muskrat would do the same thing if he had the technology for it
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 27/04/2026
Thinking about that (great) IWBTG documentary thing and how many people basically said to Sweguin "You know, Kayin is just... like... always on the internet and you could have just like... asked...?? some questions??? They didn't disappear or anything"
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 18/04/2026
systemdrift.neocities.org/blog/i-know-... Here's what the interview was for and I was expecting to only be one person out of a few but this has some really great Moonlight Duelist talk in it like a mini essay about it while basically talking about how games are still treated as an artform for kids.
systemdrift.neocities.org
systemDrift | I KNOW IT WHEN I SEE IT
Backloggd and The Internet Game Database are ushering us forward into a kinder, gentler era of censorship.
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Run, It's Ghidra! @ghidrainlove.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
@kayin.moe back on twitter i remember you once told me divekick actually made the gap between people who regularly play fighting games and the casuals far more apparent and dire. is it somehow the game that manages to not have any unga bunga characters
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
made something for my oc. it’s an item he finds late into his story that ends up being the most powerful of his gear. it might seem like a certain barely functional gimmick riddled game controller, but it has some… “adjustments”
an image of mark lash’s inventory screen (mark is the original character in my pfp who the main post is supposed to be from) 
the item description reads: 
“super power glove:
multipurpose gauntlet, grants
wielder telekinesis, electric 
blasts, and game pak based 
power mimicry.”
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
pray on the TACO principle to pull through.
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
-muskrat pitching nuralink
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
just leaving this here
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masonasaro.bsky.social @masonasaro.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
“just so ya know, just because i didn’t talk much today doesn’t mean i’m not showing up until next year, see you soon!”
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