scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 9hwent past some lovely streetlights yesterday so of course had to quickly take advantage 0210
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I love my biological son so much 0120
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My boss sent me home from the office to work the rest of the day from home because I feel like my flu might be coming back so now I’m just in bed like this 110
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Absolute least favourite type of weather right now because why is it dark and cloudy and then you get outside and it’s like you’re in a fucking rainforest 081
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I still can’t believe they had the absolute CHEEK to close The K Hole when this music video was literally filmed there (which I didn’t realise until now?)m.youtube.comEliza Rose & Interplanetary Criminal - B.O.T.A. (Baddest Of Them All) [Official Video]YouTube video by Eliza Rose 010
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Being paid £200 to go on a classic bus running route around Chesham tomorrow 010
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026where are these scammers finding me may I ask 070
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Some serious cuddles happened last night 080
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Mac is being my very own personal bum heater 040
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Keep getting the evil side eyes at work because I have about three packets of the communal office crisps a day 040
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Haute & Freddy are basically Chappell Roan if she wasn’t annoying 020
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 14/09/2026keep getting told that I need to stop being so miserable at work 010
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My office at work is on a basement floor and because a lot of the plumbing runs through our unit of the building we’ve ended up with a drain fly problem and now there’s just tiny little flies everywhere around my desk 000
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It’s definitely autumn now because my motivation and ability to do any sort of exercise has completely disappeared 070
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Still not over the fact that Tiara Skye asked me to spell diarrhoea whilst I was pissed as a fart at pride and I actually managed to get it right 0111
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Bye Manchester I felt very proud and wet this weekend x 0170
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026didn’t get any dick at Manchester pride. What even is the point any more 0130
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 29/08/2026day 1 of Manchester pride summary: I’m fat and ugly 150
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Got a fucking pericoronitis on my lower left wisdom tooth and it’s irritating and sore right before I’m off to Manchester pride this weekend this is homophobia 060
Reposted by scary mary queen of thots🎃Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry. 7243894611287
Reposted by scary mary queen of thots🎃FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are. 99268156333
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I’m in Somerset for work right now and it feels like this 050
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Niche UK Train pet peeve but I really hate it when they’re like “if you are planning on getting off at [X] station then you will need to move to the front two carriages after the next stop” and it’s then impossible to find out what carriage you’re actually in 5153
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Been sick as a dog this whole weekend and need to venture to Somerset at the crack of dawn tomorrow 030
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Ready for it to be winter now I’m sorry. Get me the frosty mornings with a mocha in hand and woolly hats I need it in my life 0100
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I need everyone to listen to this IMMEDIATELYm.youtube.comAddison Rae, Lady Gaga - Fame Is A Gun x Applause (Adamusic Mashup)YouTube video by Adamusic 000
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Happy humpday here’s two angles x 4360
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Annoying colleague who is back from holiday after two weeks just asked me to call her when I’m free 010
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Could really do with cock pics x 070
Reposted by scary mary queen of thots🎃Caroline Lucas @carolinelucas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Really? Is that it? If this is all that’s come from COBR, it’s pitifully inadequate. As crisis deepens, it beggars belief that there aren’t eg plans to increase resources for the fire service, support for farmers, max workplace temperature, funded community cool spaces & obvs ban on new fossil fuelsindependent.co.ukAndy Burnham warns of summer ban on disposable barbecuesAndy Burnham said he would consider if a restriction on purchasing the products during the summer months could be justified 2162326848
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Doing a wedding gig tonight where I had to play my tuba on an open top bus and we’re now at the venue and I just tripped over a speaker on stage and fell 0120
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I never got any emergency alert 050
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Can’t stop thinking about Kelly Killoren 010
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Got a gig playing at a wedding on Saturday and I’m getting paid £150 it (and hopefully free cake and booze) 170
Reposted by scary mary queen of thots🎃confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I love news reports about the heatwave and they go to some suburban garden centre in the middle of the day to ask people their views. "We just need to enjoy the summer" Say a bunch of retired people in the suburbs who have outside space and who have just driven to the garden centre 🫠 3473
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I swear this heat needs to just fuck OFF now I’m sick to death of it 090
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 09/08/2026feel like I’m one of the only people who kind of likes petal? 150
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Added lots of new stuff to me Vinted please check it out x vinted.co.uk/member/6707533…vinted.co.uk 010
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Actually just completely forgot that Lorde released an album last year 020
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Charli trying to record a song that’s longer than 2 minutes 081
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I passed my driving test a week ago and my license hasn’t arrived in the post yet and I’m getting impatient 130
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I FINALLY GOT MY DRIVING LICENSEopen.spotify.comDriving for Dick (Full Dance Song)Sophie Anderson · Driving for Dick (Full Dance Song) · Song · 2019 0100
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 29/07/2026me talking about the spice girls 070
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Managed to unfortunately catch the first ten minutes of Fletcher’s Family Farm on ITV yesterday and it was some of the most abysmal scripted shite I’ve ever seen in my life 130
scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 27/07/2026this time we had sex in front of his bedroom mirror and it got a little intense and now I’ve come home with this :) 2230