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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 9h
went past some lovely streetlights yesterday so of course had to quickly take advantage
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love my biological son so much
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My boss sent me home from the office to work the rest of the day from home because I feel like my flu might be coming back so now I’m just in bed like this
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Absolute least favourite type of weather right now because why is it dark and cloudy and then you get outside and it’s like you’re in a fucking rainforest
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I still can’t believe they had the absolute CHEEK to close The K Hole when this music video was literally filmed there (which I didn’t realise until now?)
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Eliza Rose & Interplanetary Criminal - B.O.T.A. (Baddest Of Them All) [Official Video]
YouTube video by Eliza Rose
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Being paid £200 to go on a classic bus running route around Chesham tomorrow
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
where are these scammers finding me may I ask
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some serious cuddles happened last night
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Monday
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mac is being my very own personal bum heater
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Keep getting the evil side eyes at work because I have about three packets of the communal office crisps a day
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Haute & Freddy are basically Chappell Roan if she wasn’t annoying
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
keep getting told that I need to stop being so miserable at work
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My office at work is on a basement floor and because a lot of the plumbing runs through our unit of the building we’ve ended up with a drain fly problem and now there’s just tiny little flies everywhere around my desk
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s definitely autumn now because my motivation and ability to do any sort of exercise has completely disappeared
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Still not over the fact that Tiara Skye asked me to spell diarrhoea whilst I was pissed as a fart at pride and I actually managed to get it right
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Bye Manchester I felt very proud and wet this weekend x
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
didn’t get any dick at Manchester pride. What even is the point any more
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
day 1 of Manchester pride summary: I’m fat and ugly
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Got a fucking pericoronitis on my lower left wisdom tooth and it’s irritating and sore right before I’m off to Manchester pride this weekend this is homophobia
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I’m in Somerset for work right now and it feels like this
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Niche UK Train pet peeve but I really hate it when they’re like “if you are planning on getting off at [X] station then you will need to move to the front two carriages after the next stop” and it’s then impossible to find out what carriage you’re actually in
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Been sick as a dog this whole weekend and need to venture to Somerset at the crack of dawn tomorrow
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ready for it to be winter now I’m sorry. Get me the frosty mornings with a mocha in hand and woolly hats I need it in my life
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I need everyone to listen to this IMMEDIATELY
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Addison Rae, Lady Gaga - Fame Is A Gun x Applause (Adamusic Mashup)
YouTube video by Adamusic
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Happy humpday here’s two angles x
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Annoying colleague who is back from holiday after two weeks just asked me to call her when I’m free
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Could really do with cock pics x
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Caroline Lucas @carolinelucas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Really? Is that it? If this is all that’s come from COBR, it’s pitifully inadequate. As crisis deepens, it beggars belief that there aren’t eg plans to increase resources for the fire service, support for farmers, max workplace temperature, funded community cool spaces & obvs ban on new fossil fuels
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Andy Burnham warns of summer ban on disposable barbecues
Andy Burnham said he would consider if a restriction on purchasing the products during the summer months could be justified
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Doing a wedding gig tonight where I had to play my tuba on an open top bus and we’re now at the venue and I just tripped over a speaker on stage and fell
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I never got any emergency alert
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Can’t stop thinking about Kelly Killoren
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
total eclipse of the shart
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Got a gig playing at a wedding on Saturday and I’m getting paid £150 it (and hopefully free cake and booze)
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Solar Jervclipse looms
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confirmed cigarette @philford.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I love news reports about the heatwave and they go to some suburban garden centre in the middle of the day to ask people their views. "We just need to enjoy the summer" Say a bunch of retired people in the suburbs who have outside space and who have just driven to the garden centre 🫠
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I swear this heat needs to just fuck OFF now I’m sick to death of it
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
feel like I’m one of the only people who kind of likes petal?
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Added lots of new stuff to me Vinted please check it out x vinted.co.uk/member/6707533…
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Actually just completely forgot that Lorde released an album last year
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Charli trying to record a song that’s longer than 2 minutes
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I passed my driving test a week ago and my license hasn’t arrived in the post yet and I’m getting impatient
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
the way I thought I ate
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I FINALLY GOT MY DRIVING LICENSE
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Driving for Dick (Full Dance Song)
Sophie Anderson · Driving for Dick (Full Dance Song) · Song · 2019
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Pls ignore the mess x
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
me talking about the spice girls
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Managed to unfortunately catch the first ten minutes of Fletcher’s Family Farm on ITV yesterday and it was some of the most abysmal scripted shite I’ve ever seen in my life
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scary mary queen of thots🎃 @maryqueenofthots.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
this time we had sex in front of his bedroom mirror and it got a little intense and now I’ve come home with this :)
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