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Mary Jo Cameltoe

@maryjocameltoe.bsky.social
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind?
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I worked at Cafe Orlin over 15 years ago and I still dream about the food! We got to order off the menu at least once a shift and I never got sick of it.
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is Julio Torres ghostwriting?
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Legs get more painful as you age I wish I had finished them earlier in my life. That being said I hate showing my legs so it's also a bummer to have cool pieces there so as a pants guy maybe skip lol
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Came to find this skeet as soon as I saw the news.
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fee brother's bitters in soda are a pretty decent dupe with no alcohol. Fee brother's mixed with angostura bitters if you can take a splash of alcohol is closer. There's a bit too much cinnamon in fee brother's.
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
As an art director this is literally my dream ask.
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My therapist told me for a year to try and I was like "but I hate cocaine so I don't want to" and when I finally did I was like holy shit! There was a great article in The Cut about how as women age our hormones shift and were less able to control the executive dysfunction. Excited for you!
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
That's the way love goes
Headline that says "Matthew McConaughey confessed he quit weed after listening to one Janet Jackson song 24 times in a row"
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I see someone that I think is an effective communicator for the DSA and while she has made some concessions I feel like she's the strongest candidate I am currently aware of, but I'm also very skeptical of anyone at this point. Who should I be getting to know?
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
This is the correct headline.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
bsky.app/profile/carl...
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is going to lead to so much more Parable of the Sower ass shit.
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Greg Iwinski @garyjackson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
TV writers were right in 2023 and are being proven more right every day — there was a stable television model that made everyone lots of money and put out good shows. Then execs with no understanding of the industry confused the production model and the distribution model, and they blew it all up.
wsj.com
Exclusive | Netflix Is Exploring Live TV and Bundles as It Struggles to Keep Viewers Hooked
The streamer is rethinking some of its core strategies to compete with rivals.
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I shouldn't have said "they fully understood" but they understood that you don't want to help the bully...
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
taylor and travis should donate money to all the bars and restaurants in the MSG area who were forced to close down during a super busy tourist/world cup weekend because of their stupid wedding
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My mom used to say similar things to me when we were struggling, and while I can't be sure we will be ok, I can be sure there are people in our lives we have pure love with that would help in any way they can.
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I told my kids today that even though Elon Musk and people like him have a lot of money, if they ever lose their money no one likes them, their parents or children, so they will be fucked. If we lose our money there are people who love us dearly who would make sure we are ok. They fully understood.
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Maeby Funke's Joking 'Marry Me' Proposal
ALT: Maeby Funke's Joking 'Marry Me' Proposal
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
My ADHD brain cannot handle not trying to match someone's accent so I end up overcompensating and sounding insane.
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
C+C Music factory is now one guy who was not in the original group, who sued to get the rights to use the name so I'm guessing that grifter will be there.
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Sleepytime?
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
No one can take Richard Jefferson seriously though
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Respect. I think the crispy bacon was the actual magical part.
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It definitely sounds nasty but, oh my God something magical happens when the two combine! there was an all night place when I bartended in bk and their version was bacon wrapped dog with cream cheese scallions and everything bagel seasoning. Haven't had one in 20 years but I still crave them.
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
You were also hanging out with my husband @johnthibodeaux.bsky.social 🤪
A selfie from my husband with weird Al with text saying he told weird Al that he looks like his wife. He might have been creeped out?
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Had David Scott, who was 80 and clearly could not do the job anymore, not died in office and Frederica Wilson, who consistently missed votes and is 83, came to vote yesterday, the War Powers Act resolution on Iran would have passed.
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Justice D.A.N.C.E
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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 08/05/2026
Photo by @nicolehester.bsky.social for The Tennesseean www.tennessean.com/picture-gall...
Caption via The Tennessean: 

Rep. Justin Pearson D- Memphis attempts to attend a Senate Committee meeting and is denied entry by the Sergeant at Arms on the second day of special session concerning redistricting at Cordell Hull State Office Building in Nashville on Wednesday, May 6, 2026.
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I was going to say how she had me at her Billy Joel reference (don't judge me, I saw him on tour with elton john when i was 8), then I saw she actually went on stage with him at MSG lol.
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Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Watching a really old episode of ER. Unconscious sick kid comes in. DR 1: looks like measles. DR 2: have you ever seen measles? DR 1: no. Who sees measles? The mother says she gave her son no vaccines. Dramatic music. Shocked look on the DRs faces. Man. Old episode…
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I also never read it, as a women I heard the title and said it sure does! Say no more.
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Its amazing how everytime one of these kinds of books is written by a man... I tried to read the second book by the guy who wrote a book on TM and yikes!
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Ahead of a protest against an illegal land sale event at Park East Synagogue, NYPD has shut down the entire block in what may be constitutionally illegal. At the subway, they’ve closed an exit that would allow access near the event space. NYPD essentially facilitating an illegal event.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 26/08/2025
I am going to try to be nice to everyone I come across as long as I feel they are 100% in support of trans people. Also, I am going to start treating anyone only 99% or less in support of trans people as 0% in support of trans people and bully them. Fuck you pick a side right the fuck now.
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Checking page to see if local lol
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
what an embarrassing piece. she wasn't even rude to this little crybaby idiot
But Shiraz said that as soon as she unveiled who she was, Duwaji's "tone changed" and she
"couldn't allow herself to engage with me.
" had told her I'm Miss Israel, and then she didn't want to engage with me anymore.
Shocker," Shiraz said.
"She was polite but clearly changed her tone."I told her what I think about the stuff she has said online, and that I believe that it's important to engage in dialogue in which you don't dehumanize the other side.
"And she politely brushed me off and then refused to engage anymore."
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Mental health as resistance
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The one I have is from Urban Decay, which I love, but I think all brands make a version of them now.
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Recently made the switch to "tubing mascara" and it changed my life! It doesn't flake off and washes with water!
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I actually didn't make it to his death, I was sadly a julianna margulies head until recently, but I was so happy to find out how it happened! I had been terrified of him since his xfiles episode Leonard bates that gave me nightmares for years as a child.
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Veni Kunche @veni.dev · 04/05/2026
If schools have money for AI, I'd rather they use that to pay teachers more
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
There was the older brother on blossom too! There was a very special episode where they had to deal with a racist waiter assuming their ice cream selections based on their race.
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
As someone who was subscribed to wylefans@aol.com in 7th grade, an email service that just sent blurry screencaps of Noah Wyle I could barely make it though the first episode.
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The best I heard of someone using was 'if you don't know me by now"
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Investigation into Ellen Greenberg case may probe Gov. Shapiro's work as Attorney General share.google/6nEylW6nU5eD...
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Investigation into Ellen Greenberg case may probe Gov. Shapiro's work as Attorney General
15 years after the death of Ellen Greenberg, the U.S. Attorney's Office is reportedly opening an investigation into the agencies connected to her case.
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Unrelated I had never heard his name said outloud so I was so confused when a podcast called him "David". I had definitely been reading D four vee d ee.
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Mary Jo Cameltoe @maryjocameltoe.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Everytime I hear a new detail i can't believe this man's evil is not blasted across every news platform...but I mean I shouldn't be surprised anymore.
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