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Marvin Rando

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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 3h
Bring it!!!
Trump pee pee tape
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
This afternoon in Marble Hill, a New Yorker was shot by an ICE agent in a residential neighborhood. Early reports indicate agents surrounded him and a 5-year-old child in his car before firing multiple rounds. We believe the child was physically unharmed.

This is an unconscionable and incredibly serious situation. I have called the President; when we speak I will demand that he ends all ICE enforcement actions in our city. I will not stand by while ICE agents terrorize our communities.

Our thoughts are with the injured New Yorker and his family tonight. We are praying for his recovery.

Get ICE out of our neighborhoods. Get ICE out of our hospitals. Get ICE off our streets. Get ICE away from our children.

Abolish ICE.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Artificial Intelligence.
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Fatima: He Is Still Alive
ALT: Fatima: He Is Still Alive
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Looks like Elon's hair is trying to escape
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Grim Reaper: 'Is He Dead Yet?' - Trump Election
Alt: Grim Reaper: 'Is He Dead Yet?' - Trump Election
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Dale Doback Says Yup! (Step Brothers)
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Chevron @lachevron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Too bad about your kid Want to go see the most fabulous ballroom of all time?
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lakers built a real TEAM in four months? smh They look real good rn.
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Jerry Mouse: Lakers Fan Eating Popcorn
Alt: Jerry Mouse: Lakers Fan Eating Popcorn
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Cheryl Rofer @cherylrofer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saying... Plague is a disease that is endemic in Asia, the western United States, and other places. We know how to treat it with antibiotics. It is not extraordinarily transmissible. There are 1000 to 2000 cases a year across the world, maybe 10 in the US.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yeah that’s the good stuff
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But ice cream shops can’t give a free cone to someone with an “I voted” sticker
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Ugly Nasty Commie Bitch (Official Video)
YouTube video by Carsie Blanton
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Natalie Wynn @contrapoints.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I think car door handles should still work when the car is on fire
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He dead yet?
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An athlete with integrity in 2026? Amazing!
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Look at a map of "food deserts" in this country and they will overlap with "education deserts" smh
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How can anyone be surprised by this? This was always the goal.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Owning the libs.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Kimmel to Mamdani: "I live in Los Angeles and that is not the reception our mayor would get"
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
IDCAF (I don’t care about football)
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When democrats take back the Govt. there needs to be a reverse DOGE plan to get back all the money they stole from us.
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PhillipUSA @phillipusa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Republicans are repulsive.
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Fateful Findings Neil Breen
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whooaa boy!
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have PreTSD whenever I see this on a post now: 🔵 🔴
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Clapping in the middle of a performance after a solo is dumb
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Rainbowcat Lcat Meme Painting Color
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This some heavy shit right here m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yobf...
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Mythos ► Hero's Death [HQ Audio] 1972
YouTube video by Suha Önder
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sports Illustrated rn
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Jonah Hill's Awards Show Reaction
ALT: Jonah Hill's Awards Show Reaction
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me upon seeing the Tenzing trailer
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Key And Peele Valet Scream and Dance
Alt: Key And Peele Valet Scream and Dance excited to see Tenzing movie!!!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
Netanyahu after the UNGA emptied out ahead of his speech: "If there any other moral cowards who have not left the hall, please do so now."
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Big Nuts
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuck
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Politics has always been a safe haven for criminals smh
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Polite Cat Raises Paw to Speak
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Is Leroy Brown Dead? David Mann in Assisted Living
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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
G’mar Chatima Tova, Arizona. Gabby and I are wishing everyone observing a meaningful Yom Kippur.
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#IDontCareAboutFootball
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 19/09/2026
To the 81st Session of the United Nations General Assembly: Welcome to the world’s city.
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cirque du Squirleil
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Marvin Rando @marvinrando.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
For Portland being such a nice smallish city, the buses are ridiculously loud and make crazy noises that startle me every time. They are also ginormous with only a few people on them at any time.
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
republicans eating veggie burgers might be history's most significant recession indicator
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