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Maggie Shirley

@marvelousmaggie.bsky.social
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dave: “There’s tons of shit that’s worth having that comes easy!” Gareth: “Like what? I guess a blizzard from Dairy Queen.”
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just finished SUNRISE ON THE REAPING and seriously fuuuck President Snow.
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New hire said my cubicle was “very homey” and “has a lot of personality.”
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Woman's Hair Flip
ALT: Woman's Hair Flip
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dylan, walking in from the balcony: “I’m helping a dragonfly that’s caught in a spiderweb.” *proceeds to the kitchen and grabs a pair of chopsticks*
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Taryn: “I wouldn’t trust a man, much less one named Claude.”
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Dylan: “I love peanut butter—it’s half of my personality now. The other half is mustache.”
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I just watched the first episode of One Day, and it was so fucking perfect that I already want to cry and it’s not even sad yet. They just hit the mark exactly. I’m emotional!
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
LOVE IS REAL AND WHAT GREAT A DAY TO PROVE IT. LETS TROT
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Dylan: “I don’t think I would have noticed that. I know you would because you have weird Highlights-Magazine-spot-the-difference eyes.”
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Are you ever just, like, AWAKE for no reason?
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Melany: “IT’S CHILD-LOCKED AND I’M AN ADULT!”
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
HELL YEAH PSYLOCKE BABYYY
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I care so much about soccer watching this Argentina/Cape Verde game at Tony C’s!!! We love an underdog!!!
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Louise just woke me up to take her outside at 5 AM, but the good news is the moon looks SUPER COOL right now.
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Truly love that this man is always in a suit.
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It’s homophobic to send me emails in June.
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I think we, as a society, need to stop perpetuating the myths that duvet covers are difficult to put on and fitted sheets are impossible to fold. It’s just not the truth!
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I love thunderstorms! I love rain! I hope the sun never comes out!!!
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This cover is straight out of the ‘90s and it’s so 👏 good 👏!!!
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
How is it that people are still laying out to tan in this the year of our Lord 2026???
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Philadelphia Phillies @notphillies.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Hi everybody! Elmo was wondering if he could ask the Phillies some questions?
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Greg Davies and Alex Horne have sort of a psychosexual Frasier and Niles thing going on which is what makes Taskmaster work
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Noah Kahan’s new album came out just in time for everyone in my family to stop talking to each other.
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Dylan: “Should I call you ChatGPT since you’ve never had an original thought in your fucking life?”
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Sitting at Tiny Bar listening to a group of middle-aged men passionately discuss the Star Trek movies. I love it here.
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Me: “Who do you think is sillier, me or you?” Dylan: *sighs* “Me. At my core. Like I think there’s silly and there’s medically silly. Like I think there’s a biological reason for my silliness.”
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
“Somehow the same people doing the same thing in the same way has become vastly less effective. This is also known at the Democratic Party Phenomenon.” LOL JOHN
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Crashing out because I just paid ***$18*** for an Old Fashioned at 24Diner. 🫠
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
OOPS just bought a v expensive dress that was less expensive because it was on sale and I had a code but was still expensive LOL
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
“She is a monster without being a myth.” Watching The Importance of Being Earnest on the @nationaltheatre.org.uk YouTube, and it’s a goddamn delight.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
eating microplastics on purpose bc i dont want my body to decompose when i die
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Accidentally read some comments under the NYT Instagram post about an interview with Lindy West, and people were being totally cool and normal about her story. 🫠 Truly will never understand why people take the time to comment fucking vile things when they could just not!
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Still mad about the bullshit redistricting in Texas, but I am glad that I got to vote for @repcasar.bsky.social for the first time.
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
This record was formative for 13-Year-Old Maggie.
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I LOVE THE OLYMPICS!!!
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Melany, out of context: “I could write a book: 1,001 Ways to Kill Your Pet By Accident.”
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Bailey: “I never appreciated drinking too much when I was young, but I really appreciate it in my forties.”
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Sunshine, out of context: “I mean, it’s terrible if you were there… but otherwise it’s just a nice new school!”
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I!!! LOVE!!! CRAFTS!!!
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
“I mean, if Chris Pratt can be Mario, then maybe anybody can be anything?” Big Mouth is so good.
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
A coworker just told me I have “the prettiest skin” and I’m like omg??? I will ride this high all week!!!
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I’m sorry, would we call Wuthering Heights *cozy*?
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Bad news, I read a book and it made me cry. We have to get these things off our streets
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The last three episodes of Sex and the City are so fucking good. Like, top five best endings to a series.
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Dylan is cute because he gave me $20 before I left for BookPeople and said “getcha ‘self something nice.” 😂
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
UGH I LOVE BOOKPEOPLE AND I LOVE COMING TO THEIR CUSTOMER APPRECIATION SALE ON JANUARY 1ST AND I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Britny: “You could argue—and I will—“
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Maggie Shirley @marvelousmaggie.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Tim, out of context: “Making bunnies feel prettier? Why is that a bad thing?”
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