Reposted by martypunkerLarkonus @larkonus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026There's a simple rule of thumb when listening to someone in power assign blame. If they place the blame for anything on a single demographic (gender, race, sexual orientation, etc), they're full of shit. There's no single unchooseable demographic of people that are universally criminals. Full stop. 121
martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Had a really busy day, but I've managed to slog through the backlog and get caught up. Surely it's been a full 8 hour day and not just 40 minutes...right? Right? Oh. Oh no. 000
martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Aetherdrift is more insulting to me as a set than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. 000
martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 24/02/2026I hope that during the hockey team's visit with the president, he drops a giant load. Like, a really patriotic one. Just shits his pants in the most patriotic way, just for the hockey team. 000
martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Reading this and thinking about how in the Isaac Asimov iRobot books, it's a bunch of robots TECHNICALLY following instructions/three laws, but are doing so in a way that kills people. 000
martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 23/02/2026The tragedy that is only liking Hot Water Music when they cover Alkaline Trio. 000
martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 22/02/2026"Anyway, we all lost to the Seshiro the Anointed player casting Kindred Summons at the end of the Emry player's turn to put 11 snakes into play before untapping and killing us all." Commander is wild. 110
martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Fuck yeah @skatunenetwork.bsky.social This is amazing youtu.be/bQE9ROEkQSQ?...youtu.beKilling in the Name (Rage Against The Machine) SKA-CORE COVERYouTube video by Ska Tune Network 000
martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 20/02/2026SOLVED FORMATS AREN'T INHERENTLY BAD; BAD FORMATS ARE BAD. SOLVED FORMATS AREN'T INHERENTLY BAD; BAD FORMATS ARE BAD. SOLVED FORMATS AREN'T INHERENTLY BAD; BAD FORMATS ARE BAD. SOLVED FORMATS AREN'T INHERENTLY BAD; BAD FORMATS ARE BAD. SOLVED FORMATS AREN'T INHERENTLY BAD; BAD FORMATS ARE BAD. 130
Reposted by martypunkerRobert Taylor 🔥 @fireshoes.bsky.social · 20/02/2026#TheyReleasedTheDecklists! www.mtgo.com/news/reversi...mtgo.comReversing Decklist Display ChangesAn update from Wizards of the Coast regarding Magic Online decklist changes. 1619339
Reposted by martypunkerbig tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 17/02/2026AI is the “asbestos of the internet” 4561832173
martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Countries that don't embrace snorting cocaine could be 'left behind', says cocaine druglord George Osborne. 010
martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I've now had two people come to my desk today, ask me a question, and then ask me to email them the answer. Please. For the love of god. JUST EMAIL ME. 000
martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I'm gonna go to sleep now and when I wake up, @fireshoes.bsky.social is still going to be posting angry at Wizards. Rightfully so! Keep up the good fight. 030
Reposted by martypunkerNathan Ellingsworth - LOOKING FOR WORK @nathanellingsworth.bsky.social · 16/02/2026The conversation around "is AOC qualified enough to do this" is absolutely maddening when you consider the experience of the current POTUS... newrepublic.com/article/2065...newrepublic.comYou Know What? Maybe the Time Is Right for an AOC Presidential BidShe’s only 36, and there’s a good argument that she should run for Senate and bide her time. But she also could be a formidable White House candidate. 011
martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Graveyard like a library Library like a hand Hand like I'm in the middle of searching my library for something and only picked up part of the deck, it's ok, it's totally in here somewhere Board state full of little dorks Except that one guy who's really big but definitely not a threat 100
Reposted by martypunkertappytoeclaws.bsky.social @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Once a year we should have a festival where anyone who doesn't own a home is allowed to hunt house flippers for sport with weapons of their choosing. 1729653
Reposted by martypunkerSam @rhysticstudies.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Momir Basic reduces Magic to hitting the random button, consequently revealing the game's most essential ingredient. 🎥: youtu.be/UA_lhvMBj6c?... 41724127
martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Final Fantasy, Lord of the Rings, and Avatar the Last Airbender being the best selling Magic the Gathering sets of all time is incredibly unsurprising to me. They're all Magic sets that are good at being Magic sets and an external IP product, attracting fans of both. 000
martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Age verification? [typing from my Nokia] 2 44 33 0 888 33 777 444 333 444 222 2 8 444 666 66 000
martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Me looking at my commander board state and thinking about all of the triggers I have to resolve when I next draw a card 010
martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Look, maybe I'm too casual for the Commander format, but I think Lutri could be fully unbanned after the companion mechanic change. It's six mana to do a thing. Sure, it can go in every UR deck, but not every UR deck WANTS it, and then it's very telegraphed. Maybe I'm crazy. (I like today's changes) 000
martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I tried to watch the Amber Glenn mtg interview thing and the background AI noise was so intolerable, I couldn't finish it. I'm hoping she finds her way onto something like Commander at Home so we can have a much more reasonable introduction to her. 000
martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Anything on the internet that asks for a copy of your government ID or video of your face is a cop and shouldn't be trusted. Discord's new age verification is no exception. Thankfully, it's only for servers/channels marked adult, but that sucks for adult content servers. 010
martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Today's the day they ban Sol Ring in Commander I can feel it 000
Reposted by martypunkerGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 07/02/2026trans women playing women’s sports 221860388
Reposted by martypunkerTolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 07/02/20263 hours left to get in on this! Let's gooooooo! 🔥 514739
martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 06/02/2026One nation controlled by the media Information age of hysteria 020
Reposted by martypunkerTolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 06/02/2026We just raised $500,000 for @translifeline.org. If we can raise just $60k more before 10am tomorrow, we will have broken last year's record. Thank you to everyone showing our love and support for the trans community. When we gather together, we make MAGIC. Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc 15612204
martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I took the MTG ECL survey like I do for every set. There are so many own goals on it, I can't help but get frustrated every time. This is the least of them. 010
Reposted by martypunkerAsh Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 06/02/2026As i said, they just Look Like This but in service to the grand tradition of You Gonna Get These Jokes: All-America First Rejects Good Charlottesville Blink 1488 Armor for Creep Dashboard Confrontational Skeezer 52703119
Reposted by martypunkerTolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 05/02/2026$150,000 (actually it's now $155,000) for @translifeline.org LET'S GO MAGIC: THE GATHERING PLAYERS!!!!!! 10512142
Reposted by martypunkerTolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 05/02/2026Magic: The Gathering players came together and raised over $110,000 for Trans Lifeline in less than 24 hours. We are going until Saturday at 10am Pacific so be sure to Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc Our expanded prize list can be found here: bsky.app/profile/tola... #MagicTheGathering 431191
Reposted by martypunkerTolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 04/02/2026After only 2 hours we have already hit $20,000 for @translifeline.org! Let's gooooo 🔥🔥🔥 235446
Reposted by martypunkerTolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 04/02/2026I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed! I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline! Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST! Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc 1121619930
Reposted by martypunkerJennifer @jenwith1n.bsky.social · 03/02/2026AND EVEN IF IT DID, AUTISM IS FAR PREFERABLE THAN YOUR KID DYING FROM A PREVENTABLE DISEASE!! We need to say that every time this comes up, because far too often people accept that if vaccines did cause autism parents shouldn’t vaccinate their kids. Autism is not a fate worse than death. 24615