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@martypunker.bsky.social
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Cat dad of three. Maybe I'll post about things I like, like card games and video games. (he/him)

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Larkonus @larkonus.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
There's a simple rule of thumb when listening to someone in power assign blame. If they place the blame for anything on a single demographic (gender, race, sexual orientation, etc), they're full of shit. There's no single unchooseable demographic of people that are universally criminals. Full stop.
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Had a really busy day, but I've managed to slog through the backlog and get caught up. Surely it's been a full 8 hour day and not just 40 minutes...right? Right? Oh. Oh no.
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Aetherdrift is more insulting to me as a set than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Father, why have you forsaken me
Cat face full of regret and confusion
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The best ninja ever printed.
Ornithopter
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Artifact Creature — Thopter

Flying

“You want to know what we are fighting for? Look at the wonder in that child’s eyes.”
—Pia Nalaar

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Illustrated by Mathias Kollros
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I hope that during the hockey team's visit with the president, he drops a giant load. Like, a really patriotic one. Just shits his pants in the most patriotic way, just for the hockey team.
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Happy Twin Peaks day/time
Dale Cooper in Twin Peaks driving and saying, "Diane, 11:30am, February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks."
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
2620 can't come soon enough.
Futurama scene, the Professor speaking to Fry "Astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all." Futurama scene with Fry saying "Oh. What's it called now?" Futurama scene with the Professor saying "Urectum."
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Reading this and thinking about how in the Isaac Asimov iRobot books, it's a bunch of robots TECHNICALLY following instructions/three laws, but are doing so in a way that kills people.
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The tragedy that is only liking Hot Water Music when they cover Alkaline Trio.
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
"Anyway, we all lost to the Seshiro the Anointed player casting Kindred Summons at the end of the Emry player's turn to put 11 snakes into play before untapping and killing us all." Commander is wild.
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Fuck yeah @skatunenetwork.bsky.social This is amazing youtu.be/bQE9ROEkQSQ?...
youtu.be
Killing in the Name (Rage Against The Machine) SKA-CORE COVER
YouTube video by Ska Tune Network
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
gg bg3
Baldur's Gate 3 banner
Play time 896.7 hours
Achievements 54/54
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
SOLVED FORMATS AREN'T INHERENTLY BAD; BAD FORMATS ARE BAD. SOLVED FORMATS AREN'T INHERENTLY BAD; BAD FORMATS ARE BAD. SOLVED FORMATS AREN'T INHERENTLY BAD; BAD FORMATS ARE BAD. SOLVED FORMATS AREN'T INHERENTLY BAD; BAD FORMATS ARE BAD. SOLVED FORMATS AREN'T INHERENTLY BAD; BAD FORMATS ARE BAD.
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Yeah, you could say I'm a card gamer
DOS game of TriPeaks where I have 666 player games total and have "won" $3424
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Robert Taylor 🔥 @fireshoes.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
#TheyReleasedTheDecklists! www.mtgo.com/news/reversi...
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Reversing Decklist Display Changes
An update from Wizards of the Coast regarding Magic Online decklist changes.
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MaxMakesMagic @maxmakesmagic.com · 20/02/2026
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I hate Reach.
Mona Lisa, Science Geek
{2}{G}
Legendary Creature — Lizard Mutant

Reach

{T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Mona Lisa’s power.

“I felt kind of excited about being mutated, you know? I was getting to have this once in a lifetime experience! Maybe I could even base my thesis on it …”

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Illustrated by Oriana Menendez
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Browser search result for "spine" showing no results
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
AI is the “asbestos of the internet”
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Countries that don't embrace snorting cocaine could be 'left behind', says cocaine druglord George Osborne.
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I've now had two people come to my desk today, ask me a question, and then ask me to email them the answer. Please. For the love of god. JUST EMAIL ME.
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I'm gonna go to sleep now and when I wake up, @fireshoes.bsky.social is still going to be posting angry at Wizards. Rightfully so! Keep up the good fight.
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Nathan Ellingsworth - LOOKING FOR WORK @nathanellingsworth.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The conversation around "is AOC qualified enough to do this" is absolutely maddening when you consider the experience of the current POTUS... newrepublic.com/article/2065...
newrepublic.com
You Know What? Maybe the Time Is Right for an AOC Presidential Bid
She’s only 36, and there’s a good argument that she should run for Senate and bide her time. But she also could be a formidable White House candidate.
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Graveyard like a library Library like a hand Hand like I'm in the middle of searching my library for something and only picked up part of the deck, it's ok, it's totally in here somewhere Board state full of little dorks Except that one guy who's really big but definitely not a threat
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tappytoeclaws.bsky.social @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Once a year we should have a festival where anyone who doesn't own a home is allowed to hunt house flippers for sport with weapons of their choosing.
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aliii✨✨ @gigixmelo.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Context:
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Sam @rhysticstudies.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Momir Basic reduces Magic to hitting the random button, consequently revealing the game's most essential ingredient. 🎥: youtu.be/UA_lhvMBj6c?...
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Tom Petty, Stephen Stills, and Don Felder.
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Final Fantasy, Lord of the Rings, and Avatar the Last Airbender being the best selling Magic the Gathering sets of all time is incredibly unsurprising to me. They're all Magic sets that are good at being Magic sets and an external IP product, attracting fans of both.
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Age verification? [typing from my Nokia] 2 44 33 0 888 33 777 444 333 444 222 2 8 444 666 66
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Me looking at my commander board state and thinking about all of the triggers I have to resolve when I next draw a card
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Look, maybe I'm too casual for the Commander format, but I think Lutri could be fully unbanned after the companion mechanic change. It's six mana to do a thing. Sure, it can go in every UR deck, but not every UR deck WANTS it, and then it's very telegraphed. Maybe I'm crazy. (I like today's changes)
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I tried to watch the Amber Glenn mtg interview thing and the background AI noise was so intolerable, I couldn't finish it. I'm hoping she finds her way onto something like Commander at Home so we can have a much more reasonable introduction to her.
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Anything on the internet that asks for a copy of your government ID or video of your face is a cop and shouldn't be trusted. Discord's new age verification is no exception. Thankfully, it's only for servers/channels marked adult, but that sucks for adult content servers.
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Today's the day they ban Sol Ring in Commander I can feel it
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
trans women playing women’s sports
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 07/02/2026
3 hours left to get in on this! Let's gooooooo! 🔥
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
One nation controlled by the media Information age of hysteria
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 06/02/2026
We just raised $500,000 for @translifeline.org. If we can raise just $60k more before 10am tomorrow, we will have broken last year's record. Thank you to everyone showing our love and support for the trans community. When we gather together, we make MAGIC. Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I took the MTG ECL survey like I do for every set. There are so many own goals on it, I can't help but get frustrated every time. This is the least of them.
Survey question: Which survey link did you click to take this survey?

Own Answer: For fucks sake, bluesky. You have a bluesky account. Put it on the fucking list, you nitwits.
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
As i said, they just Look Like This but in service to the grand tradition of You Gonna Get These Jokes: All-America First Rejects Good Charlottesville Blink 1488 Armor for Creep Dashboard Confrontational Skeezer
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 05/02/2026
$150,000 (actually it's now $155,000) for @translifeline.org LET'S GO MAGIC: THE GATHERING PLAYERS!!!!!!
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 05/02/2026
Magic: The Gathering players came together and raised over $110,000 for Trans Lifeline in less than 24 hours. We are going until Saturday at 10am Pacific so be sure to Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc Our expanded prize list can be found here: bsky.app/profile/tola... #MagicTheGathering
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 04/02/2026
After only 2 hours we have already hit $20,000 for @translifeline.org! Let's gooooo 🔥🔥🔥
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martypunker @martypunker.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
DJ Shart!
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 04/02/2026
I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed! I'm giving TEN PEOPLE each one box of Collector Boosters from Lorwyn as a thank you for donating to Trans Lifeline! Just donate in multiples of $4.00 to @translifeline.org until Feb 7 at 10am PST! Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc
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Jennifer @jenwith1n.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
AND EVEN IF IT DID, AUTISM IS FAR PREFERABLE THAN YOUR KID DYING FROM A PREVENTABLE DISEASE!! We need to say that every time this comes up, because far too often people accept that if vaccines did cause autism parents shouldn’t vaccinate their kids. Autism is not a fate worse than death.
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