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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦

@martithrall.bsky.social
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Neurodivergent. Canadian. Dad. Simpsons, Filmmaking, Politics, Writing, and Photography. Keep Calm and Buy Canadian 🇨🇦

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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think what #Americans fail to understand is that Donald #Trump has not only destroyed the integrity of the Office of the President of the United States for himself and his regime, but he has destroyed the Office of the POTUS for generations. #Politics #USA #CdnPoli #UsPoli #Canada 🇨🇦
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@theonion.com In response to Christa Pike's botched execution, Tennessee Governor Bill Lee has promised reform to his state's capital punishment laws, under which all inmates facing execution will be forced to protest ICE. Lee could then be heard remarking, "D'em bitches gonna die!" #USA #Politics
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An Open Letter to Americans: #martyfontaine #America #Politics #CdnPoli #Canada 🇨🇦
An Open Letter to Americans: I am writing to ask you to pick up one of the guns that are just lying around in your country like a video game and start fighting back. Because, dear Americans, I will tell you this: If my brothers and sisters and I have to cross your border to put down the dogs YOU ELECTED IN THE FIRST PLACE? We will treat every single one of you as though you're wearing a red hat.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"After we beat the Americans in the war, we'll go to the polls." {24Sept2026} Wow. @davidwcochrane.bsky.social, that sounds eerily prophetic. Be careful; words tend to haunt. 👾 #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #PowerAndPolitics #Prophecy
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The United States of America was the big bully on the playground. It'd push its weight around, tell EVERYONE how great, powerful, and rich it is! Anyone who got out of line, POW! Until it picked on the Iranian kid, and it struck back... 🪡1/3 #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #Iran 🇮🇷 #Canada 🇨🇦 #USA
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The United States is using little girls playing volleyball as target practice to test their new weapon — basically a missile shotgun. I want you all to see the barbarism that our "friend" is perpetrating on CHILDREN. 🪡1/3 #martyfontaine #UsPoli #USA #CdnPoli #Canada 🇨🇦
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Such a small, ridiculous threat from a small, fat, ridiculous man. #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #UsPoli #Canada 🇨🇦 #EU 🇪🇺
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#EUCAN is HOT! #USA is NOT! #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #UsPoli #Canada 🇨🇦 #EU 🇪🇺
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's going to be a difficult winter for the Yanks. With energy prices set to spike soon (oh, they're not even close to peaking), we'll see a lot more "sleeping in the bed they've made for themselves." My energy comes from moving water. I'll be ok. #martyfontaine #USA #UsPoli #CdnPoli #Canada 🇨🇦
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Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu · 16/09/2026
Dear @mark-carney.bsky.social, we want to bring the relationship with Canada to the highest level possible. I would like to work with you on opening the door for Canada to being the first associate member of the EU. And create a common prosperity and economic security space.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#America can fuck right off.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The only way the United States of America can redeem itself is if EVERY SINGLE PERSON involved in the fascist regime is arrested, tried, and ultimately faces consequences for their actions. But this is the #USA we're talking about. IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN. #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #Politics #FUCKUSA
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#Autumn 🤎 I swear the last time I looked up I saw green leaves and a bright future. 9/11/26 New Westminster, BC #martyfontaine #photography #CanArt #Canada 🇨🇦
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@b-blasphemous.bsky.social Thanks for adding me to the starter pack you sent out! I appreciate you!
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
How #American, right? They developed a cruise missile shotgun that can penetrate buildings and concrete. And TESTED it on a minor girls' volleyball team. Then blamed Iran. If you are an American, you probably don't even know about it, and for that, FUCK YOU! #martyfontaine #WarCriminals #CdnPoli
A concrete building and a roadway covered in pock holes created by some evil motherfuckers.$5 USD taxpayer dollars (a pellet about the diameter of a nickel resting in the palm of a man's hand)
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@cbcnews.ca you need to choose a side. Either you are Canadian and support Canada, or you don't. This pandering to the traitor, Danielle Smith is sick. There are NOT two sides to every story. There is one. The Canadian One. Unfuck yourselves. #martyfontaine #CBC #ThisIsWar! #CdnPoli #Canada 🇨🇦
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LeslieC🍁 @lcptbo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en... Sign this petition to reinstate the Digital Services Tax that was repealed to aid in negotiations with the US. Time to reinstate it now, esp after this Google Maps garbage! #onpoli #cdnpoli
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Petition e-7664 - Petitions
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Let me get this straight. Trump plans to lower gas prices by stealing oil from a weaker country? Wow. #Americans. You feeling great yet? #martyfontaine #USpoli #CdnPoli #Venezuela #FuckUSA
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Trump isn't the only one who can sign useless orders. Seppos, get fucked. #martyfontaine #FuckTrump #Canada 🇨🇦 #CdnPoli
Two headlines, first, "Trump signs order to rename Lake Ontario as 'Lake America,' second, "Fontaine signs order for Trump to go 'fuck himself.'
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
America: thinking Canadians are cowards like they are Canadians: #martyfontaine #war #CdnPoli #USA #Canada 🇨🇦
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is what a real leader says.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
As much as the Trump administration is guilty of war crimes, so are the troops who follow illegal orders. Every single member of the US military involved in Iran, in any way, is a war criminal and ought to be prosecuted. US Military is now a terrorist org #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #WarCrimes #FUCKUSA
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Not Danielle #Smith tho. That bitch'll sell out Canada for 2 cents a barrel. #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #Canada 🇨🇦
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am 47. I found out that I'm ADHD when I was 43. (Understand that it is not a grammatical error. I am the embodiment of ADHD malalignment run amok). And I can't paint. Please. Help. #martyfontaine #CanadianArtist? #Canada
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It's not a #Trump problem. It's an #America problem. Trump should be gone today. The man is insane, and he's being KEPT in power by the Americans. This is World War against Empire. Once Trump is gone, it's not over. Not for Canada or her Allies. #martyfontaine #WAR #FuckUSA #CdnPoli #Canada 🇨🇦
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Oh Canada! #BoycottHarder! #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #TradeWar #Canada 🇨🇦
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The American experiment fails, 250 years to the day, at the hands of Humpty Dumpty. The American Dream is a nightmare. #martyfontaine #DJT #USA #Trump #AmericanDream
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Remember the Boston Tea Party? If Yank milk starts coming across the border, I think we should have a Vancouver Milk Party. #martyfontaine #VancouverMilkParty #BoycottUSA #Dairy #TradeWar #CdnPoli #Canada 🇨🇦
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I firmly believe that the United States of America, in the sense that too much damage has been caused to ever be repaired, has not only crossed the line of no return but has also salted the earth upon which that line rests. #RIPUSA It took #Trump 575 days #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #America #politics
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Jeff Rudd 🇮🇪 🇨🇦 🇵🇸 @jeffrudd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
REMEMBER: They all knew.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What?! #DanielleSmith lied? Really? Like, surprise 🎉 Surprise 🎊 FUCKING, LIKE, - SURPRISE! 🎉 🎊 🎉 #martyfontaine #AbPoli #CdnPoli #Surprise 🎉 🎊 🎉
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is stupid.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@cbcnews.ca Can you please stop showing Danielle Smith's ugly face every 20 minutes on the Power & Politics spot? When she's tried and convicted for treason, you're going to look stupid. That and, well, just yuck. #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #NaziLivesDontMatter #YesIamCallingDanielleSmithANazi
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I think BC, with its new emergency powers, needs to call the Army regarding emergency room closures in our interior. Watching my province burn, having operational ERs is a matter of national security, and field doctors were made for this. @davidebybc.bsky.social #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #Canada 🇨🇦
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Again. @mark-carney.bsky.social NO. We can take a hit. We'll get back up. But we need you in our corner. Signed, Nasty (PART-OWNERS - STILL) Canadians #martyfontaine #MarkCarney #CdnPoli #Canada 🇨🇦 #FuckUsa
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social NO. Signed, Nasty Canadians #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #Canada 🇨🇦 #booze #boycott U.S. booze might end up back o... www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
If provinces lift U.S. booze bans, will Canadians be buying, or have we lost the taste? | CBC News
Canada is prepared to lift bans on sales of alcohol from the United States in exchange for U.S. tariff relief, sources told CBC this week. But a recent poll showed nearly 70 per cent of Canadians said...
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Upon watching @cbcnews.ca early this morning, and learning of the explosive growth of the Bald Range fire near Summerland BC, I sat in my garden with my morning coffee: #martyfontaine #wildfire #ClimateEmergency #Canada 🇨🇦 #CdnPoli
Now I sit as winds pick up, clearing my already clean air, to dry the dew hanging from flower petals, fanning, the flames of my brothers and sisters' demise. And I weep.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
A full-blown, open World War 3 is being hampered only by the incompetence of those trying to escalate it. Stupidity is going to win this for us. Just before stupidity destroys us all. #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #ClimateEmergency
The wildfire which forced the emergency evacuation of Summerland, BC.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sign of The Times #martyfontaine #Trump #FascistFunnies #SignOfTheTimes #CdnPoli #politics
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I wonder. Do you think EUCAN (European Union + Canada, pronounced 'you can', something I'm workshopping) should get involved and slap down the #Houthi thing? Or let nature run its course? #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #NATO #EUCAN www.msn.com/en-us/news/w...
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
American culture, politics, exceptionalism, belief structure, and just the way you clowns talk is a disgrace. An American walks into any room on the planet and we immediately know you're American; you think everything is yours and everyone wants to hear you. We dont. #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #USA
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
To all my Canuck brothers and sisters: gandersocial.ca/oh-yeah-we-j... #martyfontaine #Gander #CanadianSocialMedia #CdnPoli #Canada 🇨🇦
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Oh yeah. We just published our first Benefit Report.
Grab the Gander Social Benefit Report 2025-2026
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@charlieangus104.bsky.social you always say to keep kicking at the darkness, and light will crack through. I do not have enough room to kick anymore, Charlie. I am scratching at the darkness, and my fingernails are bleeding. The cruelty. CDC Waves the White Flag open.substack.com/pub/charliea...
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CDC Waves the White Flag
50-plus years of medical science to protect our kids from childhood diseases has been trashed.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The Gordie Howe Bridge: A Prediction. The bridge will open today; it may even be smooth for a time. Then, ICE will set up shop, and US border control and ICE will make crossing it hell, and long, and people things will be worse than ever. You? #martyfonaine #CdnPoli #GordieHowe #Canada 🇨🇦 #USA
a) Open as planned 🤞

b) Not Open for any reason whatsoever 🤬

c) It’ll open, but the Yanks will do something stupid (think fighter jet flyby, or some other stupid shit) 🤡

d) Other - make your predictions! 🧐
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
@jennyyeremiy.bsky.social I was watching you on @meidascanada.ca (love what you are doing), and as a bourbon lover myself, I'd be remiss not to tell you about BRBN from Okanagan Spirits Craft Distillery in BC. Far superior to Maker's Mark or Bulleit. Not affiliated, just a lover of good whisky ;)
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@cbcradiocanada.bsky.social @globalnews.ca Every time I hear the Kars for Kids advertisement, I change the channel and spend the rest of the day watching your competitors. Advertising trash is costing you eyes. Do better. #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #Canada 🇨🇦 #AntiZionist #AntiFascist
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It's pretty rich that #Canada 🇨🇦 and its allies are being punished for allegedly being too lenient on forced child labour abuses by a man who rapes children. Fuck. #martyfontaine #Trump #CdnPoli #usa www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
‘Forced labour’ rationale for Trump tariffs met with bewilderment
Measures effectively replace blanket 10% tariffs Trump imposed in February that were struck down by US supreme court
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My tomatoes are basking in the sun! It feels vulgar posting this while most of the world chokes. Or burns. Or starves. Or explosively shits (if you're 'murican). Tomatoes make me sad. Americans with explosive diarrhea make me happy. I'm complicated. #martyfontaine #tomatoes #CdnPoli #gardens
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Remember the time Donald #Trump learned that Volodymyr #Zelenskyy was suspending Ukraine's national elections because his country was too busy defending itself from an outside aggressor determined to wipe it off the map? Donald Trump remembers. #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #politics
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sometimes you see something that inspires. A sliver of a timeline that was peeking through to this age of criminality and poison politics. I yearn for a time... #martyfontaine #CndPoli #Canada 🇨🇦 #USA #GordieHoweBridge www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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'An iconic moment': Workers in symbolic Gordie Howe bridge photo reminisce as bridge opens | CBC News
On June 14, 2024, the structural steel of the two sides of the Gordie Howe International Bridge was connected. A photo was taken showing two iron workers — one American, one Canadian — shaking hands. ...
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