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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦

@martithrall.bsky.social
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Neurodivergent. Canadian. Dad. Simpsons, Filmmaking, Politics, Writing, and Photography. Keep Calm and Buy Canadian 🇨🇦

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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FUCKING TWICE!
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No. You paid 6.11 for gas because YOU ELECTED a pedo with dementia who shits himself started a war.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The tables should have been flipped a year ago you fucking pussies
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FACKING KHANT AMERIKANS STILL TALKING ABOUT ALARM BELLS! FAK OFF KHANTS!
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think what #Americans fail to understand is that Donald #Trump has not only destroyed the integrity of the Office of the President of the United States for himself and his regime, but he has destroyed the Office of the POTUS for generations. #Politics #USA #CdnPoli #UsPoli #Canada 🇨🇦
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The rest of the world feels the exact same way about Americans. The world fucking hates you. All of you. In Germany 1944, the world didn't care whether you voted for Hitler. They were ALL nazis. Just like in the USA 2026, you're ALL MAGAts.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@theonion.com In response to Christa Pike's botched execution, Tennessee Governor Bill Lee has promised reform to his state's capital punishment laws, under which all inmates facing execution will be forced to protest ICE. Lee could then be heard remarking, "D'em bitches gonna die!" #USA #Politics
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You're fucking done cunt
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You're taking too hight off a dose, son. Or not enough.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A major question that deserves a simple answer: the United States is full of evil cunts who will sell of their own mothers, or tech to the "enemy" for a buck.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seasons Apple in Burnaby, BC for me!
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Agreed. No notes.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well, where's the America Unite - Release the E-Files marches? The non-partisan WE THE FUCKING PEOPLE 10-million-person march on Washington? Where's the deposing of the despot? Get off your asses, please. Signed, Sons of Canada
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The US electoral system is broken. Your country is broken. The "American Dream" is a goddam nightmare and no election will change that. Your soul is rotten, decayed by United States Exceptionalism and the rot is too deep to carve out.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha!
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We used to be a proper civilization.
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Rrr
ALT: Rrr
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An Open Letter to Americans: #martyfontaine #America #Politics #CdnPoli #Canada 🇨🇦
An Open Letter to Americans: I am writing to ask you to pick up one of the guns that are just lying around in your country like a video game and start fighting back. Because, dear Americans, I will tell you this: If my brothers and sisters and I have to cross your border to put down the dogs YOU ELECTED IN THE FIRST PLACE? We will treat every single one of you as though you're wearing a red hat.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"After we beat the Americans in the war, we'll go to the polls." {24Sept2026} Wow. @davidwcochrane.bsky.social, that sounds eerily prophetic. Be careful; words tend to haunt. 👾 #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #PowerAndPolitics #Prophecy
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This ought to be good 🙄
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What a glasshole
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Not to mention paying for all the guillotine oil, now that your nation's reserves are dry.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We've stopped buying all US foods, not only as a means of political boycott, but as a means of self-protection.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Does anybody actually care what this guy thinks?
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Surprise! Trump lied! I mean, like SURPRISE! No, no. No, listen, like 🎉 FUCKING SURPRISE! 🎉
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Technical problems? That sounds like something someone who was hacked would say 😏
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Findlay forgot to slo the gans
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The bully's power came from its illusion of strength. That illusion is broken. Now, we see the bully's red-faced threats as comical. Canada 🇨🇦 is not afraid. Iran 🇮🇷 is not afraid. EU 🇪🇺 is not afraid. The United States of America is a fucking joke. 🪡/FIN #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #Iran 🇮🇷 #Canada 🇨🇦
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The bully felt its bleeding nose and lost all control. It yelled at all its friends for not helping, even though they told it this was what would happen. The bully swung at the air until he was too tired to swing anymore, hugged his knees, and started to cry.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The United States of America was the big bully on the playground. It'd push its weight around, tell EVERYONE how great, powerful, and rich it is! Anyone who got out of line, POW! Until it picked on the Iranian kid, and it struck back... 🪡1/3 #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #Iran 🇮🇷 #Canada 🇨🇦 #USA
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And there is no one better deserving?
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
When will the #US start paying for its crimes? The world needs to stand up to the United States and #Israel NOW. Whatever your politics are, you cannot condone the murder of innocents and call yourself a moral person. #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #Canada 🇨🇦 #Iran 🇮🇷 #FreePalestine � 🪡3/3
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Imagine thousands of those pellets, designed to tear through walls in search of flesh, finding it in the form of little girls playing. These girls were targeted (as per a UN report on War Crimes committed by the United States), and it's sick. 🪡2/3 #martyfontaine #UsPoli #USA #CdnPoli #Canada 🇨🇦
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The United States is using little girls playing volleyball as target practice to test their new weapon — basically a missile shotgun. I want you all to see the barbarism that our "friend" is perpetrating on CHILDREN. 🪡1/3 #martyfontaine #UsPoli #USA #CdnPoli #Canada 🇨🇦
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah. In 1943, nobody gave a fuck whether Germans voted for Hitler or not. They were all fucking NAZIs
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Such a small, ridiculous threat from a small, fat, ridiculous man. #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #UsPoli #Canada 🇨🇦 #EU 🇪🇺
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
#EUCAN is HOT! #USA is NOT! #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #UsPoli #Canada 🇨🇦 #EU 🇪🇺
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's a good day to be Canadian! 🇨🇦😎💪
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What gets me is that they still talk as if these upcoming midterms will save them! OUF! It's gonna get messy.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I feel you. I lived in London for a few years in the '10s (and I have family there), and I consider the city my second home. Brexit really fuct us all.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh, we won't. Not this generation. You have to understand that you Yanks are the only people on Earth with American Exceptionalism Syndrome — we've always known that the US is FAR from great. You treat your own people like shit. Fuck you.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's a good day to be Canadian 🇨🇦😎💪
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Duh
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Harper. Poilievre. Gross. I hate them both so much. They're examples of what's wrong with this country, and Canadians need to stop putting people like them in power.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's going to be a difficult winter for the Yanks. With energy prices set to spike soon (oh, they're not even close to peaking), we'll see a lot more "sleeping in the bed they've made for themselves." My energy comes from moving water. I'll be ok. #martyfontaine #USA #UsPoli #CdnPoli #Canada 🇨🇦
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He's not dead, but he's certainly not alive either. Americans are fucking stupid.
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Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu · 16/09/2026
Dear @mark-carney.bsky.social, we want to bring the relationship with Canada to the highest level possible. I would like to work with you on opening the door for Canada to being the first associate member of the EU. And create a common prosperity and economic security space.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#America can fuck right off.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Americans are fucking stupid.
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Marty Fontaine 🇨🇦 @martithrall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The only way the United States of America can redeem itself is if EVERY SINGLE PERSON involved in the fascist regime is arrested, tried, and ultimately faces consequences for their actions. But this is the #USA we're talking about. IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN. #martyfontaine #CdnPoli #Politics #FUCKUSA
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