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Martini Henrie

@martinihenrie.bsky.social
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Player of Games, mostly Necromunda these days. Frustrated painter of tabletop level miniatures, why does it take so long, and why are some of colour choices so poor 🤣

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Dear Diary, There were six by-elections in England and Scotland this week and Reform lost all of them. Two of them were seats we previously held. The problem with running councils is that people can see how useless we are."
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Turbo Dork @turbodork.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sometime our paint names are obscure references, but Knight Night is just what it sounds like. A dark medium blue metallic paint that resembles the nighttime sky. Best over a blue basecoat. Available individually on our site & as part of the Overdrive Metallics Box Set 1 on 10/27/26.
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nigel Farage has deleted this post But not before it's been shared widely showing him to be either a serial liar or delusional and either way, unfit for public office
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Last pack for the wall, honest
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Last pack for the wall, honest
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Laura lickspittle is now worried about the debt now that spaffer Tories aren't making it bigger
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Dan Thomas has been doing a brilliant job,” Nige continued. “I’m sorry for his personal difficulties.” Yeah, Dan. Great bloke. Brilliant Reform leader….just unfortunate he’s been arrested on suspicion of assault and coercive control.” Crace - Reform’s nemesis. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Another day, another Reform Wales leader. Grumpy Nige seems to miss the old one | John Crace
At a low-key event, Helen Jenner replaces Dan Thomas, who was arrested on suspicion of assault and gets warm words from Farage
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Athena Virago @deltoidguppy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only have they taken off an additional 24 days this term that they were supposed to work, that they were elected by people expecting them to work, but to leave a day early to avoid voting in this! Simply an appalling and breathtaking act of institutional cowardice.
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Laura KuensDeformFluffer, BBC, helping Niggling Fartrage with his erectile dysfunction while expertly avoiding any meaningful queries about Deforms legal and financial problems
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Morning everyone. It’s inexplicably Friday once again, somehow. Anyway.. This week the theme is everyone’s favourite colour…yellow. So let’s see yellow things. As usual I’ll repost the lot and if you like something, share it! #Nerdlings #FindFolkFriday
A yellow kitbashed grot tank made from a dreadnought shell. The side of the tank with ‘dis masheen kills fashists’ written on it
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It doesn’t get any cuter than this, folks. 😍
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 29/08/2026
Gamers have an interesting way of expressing their feelings.
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Tom Joad @tomjoad-og-antifa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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ianthemouthofmadness.fenrisgames @fenrisgames.com · 22/07/2025
"FFS mate you'll have someone's eye out if you're not careful."
Models of Ray - a cyclops (left) and Odysseus - a Greek warrior with spear and shield, both from Fenris Games.
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Watching the BBC Breakfast show. Unsurprisingly their airing a massively negative story on Burnham, with vacuous commentators blathering on about how there are no policies and he has no image All this along with Bad Enoch hypocriticallymoaning that there needs to be a GE with a change of PM. Bollox
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Necromunda TTCombat Chroma goes vertical. Great game, my dice screwed me as best they could again for a loss 😬
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Succinctly put, as ever youtu.be/5TeLKNgpty0?...
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Farage Vs The Establishment
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Today's the day, 10 years ago, when the idiots outnumbered the informed and Brexshit was born. Beware all ye who think logic and information can override populism and ignorance
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Some more work done on the Lancer, still just blocking in colours at this point, latest 2 pics and then some from the initial airbrushing
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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Nigel Farage really is a one trick pony. His divisive and inflammatory comments about immigration is all he has. Is it any wonder he won’t want you to know that net migration has fallen by 82% since its peak under the conservatives. LETS MAKE SURE THE PUBLIC KNOW THE REAL FACTS
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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The FACTS one trick pony Nigel Farage does not want you to know
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Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Wes Streeting is already facing growing calls to stand down as PM
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Brenda Frasier gives an absolute masterclass in Rental Family. An amazing production
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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Check out this awesome converted army! #nerdlings
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Simultaneously we're being egged on to go to war to help Pedolf Shitler, while the BEEB are moaning about the cost of living now that we're reaping the Trump war dividend. Mango Mussolini should have been put in jail and not back in power
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
@bbclaurak.bsky.social Watching Penny bang on, you'd think that the Tories spent all the money on defence and weren't responsible for the state of the Navy now.
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Just watched Kuenssberg suck up to Jenrick as he walked through the same tired Deform talking points as if he'd had nothing to do with the Tory government that was booted out
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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Pam Nash @pamnashes.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Some of us are old enough to remember this from Badenoch…
Screenshot of a Guardian page with the headline: Kemi Badenoch says Partygate scandal was 'overblown'
And sub headline: New Tory leader calls Boris Johnson a 'great prime minister' who fell into a 'trap' over Covid rules
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Watching the Tory get another light conversation on Kuenssberg a another salutary reminder of the bias to the right. Tiresome how easy questions are avoided because they might expose weakness
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The calm before a necromunda multiplayer game
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Spyrers, lethal tourists to the Underhive. Do I have too many, nope, not at all. They're so much fun, the ultimate glass cannon gang
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Ahh, the heady wails of the wealthy at the very thought of a £2mil mansion tax. "You can't tax wealth, we need wealth" was my favourite
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Deform being Deform? youtube.com/shorts/Osvc-...
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Kent Council's Reform UK Split Is Hilarious! #shorts
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Art. @badsausage.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
If you’ve ever loved #bloodbowl, you’ll know who Pete Knifton is, from his artwork. Sadly, Pete passed away last night. He was a funny, clever and immensely talented guy who always had time to chat. He’ll be very much missed. roebeast.blogspot.com/2016/10/pete...
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Blocking out the colours for my 30k Raven Guard
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The Malazan Book of the Fallen is my favourite book series, and one that I work through regularly to pick up on more of the subplots that are easily missed on first read-throughs. I wonder if it'll ever be turned into a screen series? With top-notch production values, of course 🧐
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H I Sutton @covertshores.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The obvious way to deter further Russian strikes/‘incursions’ on Poland, Romania or other NATO or EU countries is not to increase forces in those countries. It’s to tie it to increased military aid to Ukraine. ?
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Geneva 🇨🇦 @geneva1111.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Fortitude has abandoned me, and these, still WiP, have helped me feel somewhat better.
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Fartrage on Kuenssberg getting a free ride again. Lots of softball questions and letting him get away with I don't know. In a direct and abject style applied to the Labour minister.
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Ahhhahahahahaaa, but mah whine faze was for nuffin! www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...
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Legacies of the Age of Darkness: What you need to know - Warhammer Community
Free digital support beyond the Libers.
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
An older interview, but the reality of it is still pertinent youtu.be/pbOiXmMnyw4?...
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Satire in the Age of Murdoch and Trump | The Problem With Jon Stewart Podcast
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Nice 9km bimble around Tidesdale
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Ulp, just had a massive dose of deja vous go through me like an unwanted apparition giving me a hug. I now feel really odd.
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
So, the big question is, for my third Cloudbuster, the hot one, do I go with blue for plasma or mysterious purple? The knackered ones have an unhealthy green glow. It's a bit too bright and the LEDs are in a bunch at the top, but the thought is there. Which colour suits best?
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Every grim underhive needs vending machines, right?
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H I Sutton @covertshores.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
***BREAKING*** New U.S. Navy Aircraft Carrier To Be Named USS Musk www.navalnews.com/naval-news/2...
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New U.S. Navy Aircraft Carrier To Be Named USS Musk - Naval News
The U.S. Navy is set to launch it next aircraft carrier, CVN 80, later this year. In a change from the planned USS Enterprise name, the vessel will now be named after the Senior Advisor to the Preside...
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Introductory game to the wonders of Necromunda. Squats vs Van Saar for maximum falling opportunity.
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Martini Henrie @martinihenrie.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Some WiP, because who bothers to take pictures of finished minis? Oh, that's just a me thing?
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