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Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿

@martincostello.com

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Software Developer. Nerd. Cynic. Has lovely, soft, floppy ears. Nerdy on main, 24/7. Rainbow person. I help .NET o11y 🔭 at 📈ana. He/him/his. HONK 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺💻

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Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 17m

But then when you did it’s be like

Moe saying hi to Marge except he called her Midge

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 21m

But you got the midges up there

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 22m

I’ve only had them divebombing me at bedtime the last year or so. Little fuckers.

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Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 37m

Accidentally left the bathroom light on all evening with an open window and turned it into mosquito central 😑

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 9h

Uh oh, the slop machines might have found the thing I work on 🤦‍♂️

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Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 15h

Me? Think?

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Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 01/10/2026

I thought it was because it was German for back pack

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 01/10/2026

A MONTH??

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Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 01/10/2026

more like a ween locked up in there

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 01/10/2026

Toilets that put the toilet paper behind you not on the side:

The Viva Chavez straight to jail meme from Parks and Recreation

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 30/09/2026

Did not expect South West Trains to appear in Stop! That! Train!

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 29/09/2026

I might not have a face card, but I do have a memory card.

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 29/09/2026

oh nice

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 29/09/2026

Drive slowly past number 23 I want her to see my new excavator.

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 28/09/2026

Some pretty 👀 cave drawings though

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Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 28/09/2026

That’s not an awakening, that’s an alarm clock.

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 28/09/2026

I’m too old to remember mine anymore.

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 28/09/2026

*tousle*

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 28/09/2026

Welcome to the world of tomorrow

A screenshot informing me that my dishwasher has installled a security update

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 28/09/2026

Clogs and cobbles, you could hardly hear yourself coughing up blood

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 28/09/2026

It’s giving goose

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 27/09/2026

Is today’s main news article going to turn out to be the most successful example of See It, Say It, Sorted?

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Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 27/09/2026

It’s taken me far too long to realise there was a link in Monzo that let me take the adverts away from YouTube

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 27/09/2026

Can’t wait for the safe queen to leave. They’re just absolutely awful on many levels.

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 27/09/2026

Magic device password

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Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 27/09/2026

🫂

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Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 26/09/2026

You fools, that’s melted raspberry Slush Puppy

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Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 26/09/2026

Craziest one I ever got was a random British road somewhere on a rainy day and I moved about 100m up the road then realised I was opposite where my uncle used to live 🎯

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 26/09/2026

No, Mary is Mrs Crunchy

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 25/09/2026

👹

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Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 25/09/2026

static.klipy.com

I Don't Understand The Question I Won't Respond To It

Alt: I Don't Understand The Question I Won't Respond To It by Lucille Bluth

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 25/09/2026

Maybe it’s easier to remember interesting things.

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 25/09/2026

Or put it on a cushion as a treat

A Fire Stick remote on a sofa cushion like a glass slipper or something. The TV is on in the background.

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 25/09/2026

Alas I’m just fat, there’s no market appointment.

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 25/09/2026

tbf the geese can just fly there

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 24/09/2026

Star Trek: Strange New Wigs

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 23/09/2026

who up tooting they horn

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 23/09/2026

You rang?

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 23/09/2026

TIL there’s a Pokémon called Flabébé

Moira Rose looking concerned

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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 23/09/2026

Potential flatmate changed plans, so pushing this again.

m.spareroom.co.uk

Excellent double room. Clapham and Brixton.

Clapham North : £1,100 pcm (inc bills). Excellent double room available 1st November. Convenient for Clapham and Brixton amenities and transport...

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 22/09/2026

Waterfall would have been more appropriate.

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Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 22/09/2026

“Fry gait”?

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Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 22/09/2026

I’m allegedly allergic to that…

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 22/09/2026

Is it inhuman?

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 22/09/2026

Love it when you only realise the bread’s gone mouldy halfway through eating your sandwich

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 21/09/2026

Whenever I’ve saved anything it’s been a mistake, so maybe it’s just fat fingers

Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 21/09/2026

Tbf there’s a sliding scale of shitness. Austrian’s is worse than BA’s I discovered recently.

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Grafana @grafana.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

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Martin Costello 🏳️‍🌈🇪🇺🪿 @martincostello.com · 20/09/2026

We finished watching the extended ones last night. Tbh I’d default to the regular ones because they need less time investment for a whim 😅

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