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Marshall Beach 19th Street

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Oh, so I'm the asshole. American living in Northern Vietnam.

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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My wife hates when I say "I don't answer hypotheticals" but I also don't make policy, I just do what I'm told.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine Sean Connery saying it..
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let's just say this film had a formative effect on my teenage years.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This could backfire on him,.I dunno.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is very funny for a lot of reasons but I hope the Democrats note the fact that I single Senator can hold up legislation.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/gwen...
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Besides making the art itself, one of the funnest things about being an artist must be choosing cool little names for your art.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We got this shit going on and the Dems are doing stunts.
Headlines from the New Republoc and AP News. The 1st reads: Hegseth Announces Elon Musk and New Gingrich Will Help.Lead Military
The 2nd reads: Hegseth Confirms that the US military will cut 20% of its generals and admirals
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tbf, a lot of commie-curious don't know this.
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of many favs. Tough to pick one. open.spotify.com/track/3J39rf...
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Foolin'
Def Leppard · Foolin' · Song · 1983
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is my morning alarm ring tone.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Prepare to become the Joker.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ever since the Dutch treatise craze the market for treatises has been thru the floor.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mr. Mayor please make sure we keep KAT on the Knicks at a reasonable salary we can't do that 2nd apron stuff. Thanks for your help.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🤞🏻 maybe the GOP will steal this strategy.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
2001 is about Gorilla, computer and giant space baby.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So the U.K and Australia, too? What's that attributed to?
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Capitalism really is efficient!
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think it's funny that the first legit real world use case for the technology produced by the corporations that are currently very quickly destroying our economy is to fight with a group of corporations that have been slowly destroying our lives for decades.
Screenshot of a partial Gemini search result that shows Meta Muse's capabilities. "Real-World Interaction: Muse can actively make phone calls on your behalf (such as calling insurance companies and waiting on hold for you) and negotiate online." Source shown is the NY Times.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You've been Oatesed.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Or, if you're a career criminal, "professional development."
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Me time"?
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The A.I. Doomers used to be anti A.I. folks. Now they're just pro-A.I. anti-accelerationists, making us old time anti-A.I. pessimists look like pro-A.I. boosters because we're still skeptical of claims of A.I. capabilities.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We can dream.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Had knee surgery & was off my feet for about 9 weeks and my friend gave me his old PS 2. I hadn't played video games since my old Atari days & boy oh boy did Resident Evil 4 take over my life for a while there. Still baffled by how the games relate to the movies bit excited for the Zach Cregger.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do Androids Consent to Just the Tip?
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's funny because I'm imagining Obama pulling Fox's White House credentials, and the subsequent right wing reaction, and it's leading me towards the consequence being Trump never getting elected.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"a country whose [self-created and often disingenuous mythos] is steeped in resistance to tyrrany"
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All that's left of Mitch McConell is basically bits of clay held together with wire.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A face for radio and a voice for the NY Times opinion section.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
50 Singles Swipe IRL.
Charlie Kirk is seated in the foreground at his classic "prove me wrong" table while people line up in front of the pearly gates to debate him. Among them are some of the worst people in history (Hitler is 2nd in line, Osama Bin Laden is 7th) and some I don't recognize. The slogan "never stop debating" has been altered inexpertly to read " never stop dating".
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My prediction is that Kirk wins the first 2, loses to Marx, Lenin and Mao, and ends up agreeing with Khomeini.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Inside you.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Talk about AI psychosis. My AI wife thinks I'm cheating on her just because I asked Alexa to play some romantic music.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Big difference between working with the politicians exploiting MAHA voters and the voters themselves. Finding common ground with the people is not the same as finding common ground with those manipulating the people.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's worse. He's a "political scientist" whatever that means.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Political scientist in bio.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you're in line to vote STAY IN LINE.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
No no not PDF Sam!
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Throw the beans on the floor behind the concession stand.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When a broken clock is right you don't pat it on the back. It's still broken. Time to throw it in the trash.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Nearly 10 years into the Trump era of U.S. politics and elected Democrats are still pulling this let's work together bullshit.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you sprinkle the leftover kernels on the cinema floor, dozens of corn trees will blossom in the spring!
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's Louis C.K. all the way down.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I accidentally made it a double feature with Straw Dogs recently and they are almost exactly polar opposites in every aspect.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Read it as misspelled "possessed together" and I thought to myself, isn't being possessed by demons usually more of a solo activity?
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The unbelievable part is that he's not a Republican.
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Marshall Beach 19th Street @marshallb19st.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
At least we got an apology but what did the filmmakers get? (Oh, that's right. They got your money. OK.)
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