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Chunky squirrel with too many Twix b'twixt ma cheeks.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 13/08/2026
now that we know how the new season of Reacher is (excellent), a thread about why you should watch What If A Man Was Large, The Show, in the form of a Q&A
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Reject AI? No, deal.
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Principle from Billy Madison saying “what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul”
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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Think I might get that tattooed on my back
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My computer virus can kill humanity faster than your computer virus
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/10/2026
Add another Democratic candidate who has taken an anti-trans stance this campaign. Virtually everyone missed this one. Adam Hamilton's US senate campaign in Kansas called transgender girls "boys," opposed athletics, and was in favor of a surgery ban. Haven't seen this one reported anywhere yet.
Democratic response is fractured
Although the Republican attacks are unified, Democrats’ responses are not.

Some candidates have publicly distanced themselves from Republicans’ most extreme accusations. Turek in Iowa and Talarico in Texas both said they oppose gender affirming surgeries for minors, without arguing for a broad ban on medical treatment. 

Tyson Brody, a spokesperson for Hamilton’s campaign in Kansas, said Hamilton does not think girls should “compete against boys” in sports and that gender affirming surgeries shouldn’t be performed on children.
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’d take that bet
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Shakes fist: Ohhhh I’m gonna give you what for!
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Zelensky: "When our strikes reached Yandex’s data centers, it suddenly became a little easier to breathe on many social media platforms. A lot of people noticed it. There was less hate, less division, and fewer provocations... It’s pretty clear where those bots were coming from."
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is obvious race-baiting, flailing dictator wannabe bullshit. But they still haven’t learned how tough Rep. Omar is. She’s also incredibly popular in her district: won her last election with approx 75% of the vote despite both conservative Democrats and ALL Republicans trying to take her out.
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why does that plane have nipples?
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Me neither, and I live here
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 11/10/2026
Just a reminder that when Dems turn against trans people for power, it's also a reminder that they'll do other things for power that you might not like too, such as supporting billionaires.
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sounds like the perfect reason to vote for communists
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Soon all restaurant chains will inhabit the same space simultaneously creating the singular midwestern suburban food god and its name will be dennyapplehopchilifriday
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Christ I hope not
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Went to bake a cake and created a void
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’d love to see a Flanagan Dark Tower series that goes through all the books.
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would probably stop taking notes and lift my head up if I were being called a Nazi on television.
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The blue / red split screen while Ossoff calls Collins a Nazi would feel a bit heavy handed in a political thriller, but here it’s *chef’s kiss*
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh yeahhh! You got the touch!
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Smile 3
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think it’s gonna eat the prez
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Flaccid
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The Independent @the-independent.com · 06/10/2026
Paramore’s Hayley Williams unleashes profanity-filled response after DHS tells her to ‘thank’ ICE
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Hayley Williams unleashes profanity-filled response to DHS telling her to ‘thank’ ICE
‘We suggest Ms. Williams to thank them for their service, not belittle their sacrifice,’ the DHS said
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s cute They think they’re gonna win
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We MAY stop fascism or we may not. You’ll just have to wait and see.
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’re all adults here. Go get your Italian beef.
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Woke 1 didn’t go far enough. No public executions or castrations. What are these puddles of piss whining about?
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We sent people to the moon nearly 60 years ago. Why is a rocket that doesn’t work considered “news”?
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump app going to find me in the club* until the break of dawn** *library **until I have to get home to make dinner for my wife
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Trump White House official app is fraught with trackers. The White House app covertly collects excessive user data and shares it with third-party trackers while sidestepping federal security rules. For example, the app includes scripts to monitor a user's location several times per minute.
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White House Drove Users to Official App Fraught With Trackers
The White House app became the App Store’s most downloaded news app after the president barred three news outlets.
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not if I sleep through it like I did the first time
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Brains Genius Meme: Roll Safe Think About It
ALT: Brains Genius Meme: Roll Safe Think About It
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At least it wasn’t a living mouse
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah. When my partner, daughter, and I catch a movie, it’s like a $100 night
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love this movie. You’re in for a treat!
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Hands!”
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jesus
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Soooo good. Shaolin Soccer is also great.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pushing 50 and I’m getting high and playing video games time really is a flat circle
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
On Dolly Parton Day, I'm remember how she... -Gifted millions of free books to kids -Ensured musicians she worked with got union benefits -Helped fund medical research and the COVID vaccine -Donated millions to communities hit by natural disasters -Funded high school band programs She is missed!
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They did include The OA, though. So, I won’t damn them straight to hell.
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DURING PUMPKIN SPICE SEASON!!!
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I used to live there and there’s not much else they can lay claim too.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/09/2026
I’m wound tight as a drum today. Chest hurts. The reality of having no steady pay for a full year, and very few freelance gigs in that time, is killing me. I need a full time well-paying job so bad. Anything else is a band-aid on a bullet hole. I cannot keep doing this.
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Marsel T Paint @marselthepaint.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No doubt
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