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Mark Wale

@markwale.bsky.social
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Screenwriting, ballad-singing, parentating - beaganín Ghaeilge is dócha. If there's no good story to be told, make one up.

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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ai, getting inanimate machines to commit crimes and claiming it’s got nothing to do with you. Rod Hull was pulling that shit back in the eighties.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Does she extend an olive branch to the Palestinians?
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Once again proving every accusation is an admission.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sound logic, in both cases.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Being a musicbiz illiterate non Hot Press reader, for a long time I thought Jimmy Eat World was what The Jimmy Cake became when the collective grew bigger, and cake just wasn’t enough to feed you all.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t mean to imply they’re good to me. They rarely fxckn are. I don’t even smoke.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The gods are good
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The eevil of the weevil.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unless of course you are Usain Bolt or ShaCarri Richardson, who are just dignity made manifest at any speed. Sadly we are neither.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why did the pat’s supporter cross the road? To avoid having to talk to the bohs supporter.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sure we pretty well have it already, as well as fifty percent of Glasgow and a significant percentage of Manchester and Birmingham.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Indeed! I have been that age for sixteen years and never intend to be anything else.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tis from fierce powerful stuff you were forged! Deep condolences and Codladh samh Mammy Kamikaze.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Unsurprisingly that is basically the lion, the witch & the wardrobe of skeets.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jesse would have a few things to say about the hygiene standards in that lab.
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Nate Federman @natefederman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you’re a TV writer (or doing any collaborative creative job) you will encounter problems in other people’s work. So this week’s #Scriptsky #Screenwriting thread is about THE THREE WAYS OF DEALING WITH SOMEONE ELSE’S ISSUE. Two options will lead to more problems and one will keep you employed.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bruh a discount is a discount
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
End it by making them live on the streets, clearly.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You are a warrior of the earth. The battle is relentless.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Such is the nature of dunking my friend. And all the while krafts will go on krafting as if all this was exactly as that same nature intended.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The holy trinity of adulthood
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That is utterly adorable. I feel so old and cynical. I look forward to making the acquaintance of the woman who has made this dormant beauty blossom in my cousin!
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She’s a keeper… the cider I mean. Don’t know about Jo… 😜
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The billionaire owner of the stadium clearly felt it made some kind of difference, or he wouldn’t have had him sacked from the tour. All we the powerless have is our voice, and to hear what we feel echoed so hugely gives us the strength to continue pushing for ways to make the horror stop.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I asked my teddy bear and he said no, they’re all real sentient beings who can fall in love and mourn for their dead.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I fear this joke was so obscurely old-school not even the savants of Bluesky got it (my esteemed cousin @snowrespecter.bsky.social excepted of course!)
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Aha you aren’t factoring in the awesome power of the upcoming new Dalymount!
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well to be fair, I have now 👍🏽💚
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’ve never heard of either of you.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hmmm. Our Ninja is going strong with almost daily use after, I want to say seven years. Regular cleaning and using silicon trays has helped keep the insides looking okay, and this despite two teens in the house.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dentek make one that sell in packs of 2 for €50 (that’s euros, I’m in Ireland) on Amazon. Been using the same one for years, saved my teeth!
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I didn’t know squirrels used hairbrushes!
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happily I saw the light at the age of fourteen - it was the light of an oncoming fast train to Watford. I would be very sad to lose that status.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ooooh I once was one of those dickheads. Primal fear!
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
His intent was never to serve the people who elected him, unlike his immediate predecessor, who took the exact opposite decision when he was ousted and subsequently thrown out of the party.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Perhaps you just can’t handle the truth.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
As they say in Latin America, Enhorabuena!
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ah yes, but not only that brother, not only that…
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
😂🤣 midfielder actually, but thank you for the lovely sentiment 😜
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s deffo to do with the paint, underlying plaster and wall material not being compatible, so moisture gets trapped. If the walls are brick or stone, breathable lime is the plaster that allows it breathe, and clay paint or lime wash are the types of paint that respect the lime’s breathability.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
In Harleywood I believe the top doges call them ‘motion pictures’ probably because many of them have cinema screens installed in their lavatories to help the final-stage of the digestive process.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I know with you it’s all about the prestige, not just the money.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Did you fail the Butlins audition?
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
True, but deeply depressing.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So, you’re saying the question is should we reach in and pull it out knowing there’s no soap in the dispenser to wash our hands afterwards, or just repeatedly try to flush it whilst cursing at its refusal to disappear?
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Blaze Foley’s ‘Clay Pigeons’. A Bus Eireann one could be interesting.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Definitely giving John Ford movie vibes.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Spike Island - the exception that proves the rule.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Don Quixote said exactly the same and look what happened to him.
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Mark Wale @markwale.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
As my old Nan used to say, fitted carpets, you can’t beat ‘em!
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