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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 9h

Who's cooler - the guys who invented vaping or the guys who invented the "all white paint" store? Ty Notallowed

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

These birds are very entertaining. Is it just me, or do a couple of them look somewhat alike? Tad Resembley

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I found this in the "Child's Garden of Disturbing Nursery Rhymes." All the king's curlers And all the king's combs Couldn't put Trumpty Dumbshit Together, unblown. I know there must be a lesson here. I'm still trying to locate it. Perry Combover

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It says that Ed Curtis got this shot in 1905 and he called it, "Taos Water Girls." Way to go Ed, that's a nice one. And how about that pottery? Do you think the jars are empty and they were just the area's supermodels? Grace N. Balance

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I didn't listen of course, because I can't stomach the sound of his voice. Or the sound of his brain. But when he says he's okay with it if "Iran takes out Los Angeles or San Diego," he's just talking about some kind of creepy mass date isn't he? I'm sure he expects Iran will pay. Manny Screwsloose

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hey wait a minute - I have Medicare! If Crime Boss Donnie sends me $90 I'm going to buy a big old birria burrito and a six pack of that Mickey's Big Mouth malt liquor! And then whatever is left I'll just send to Earthjustice and Planned Parenthood. Lou C. Goosé

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Let this be a lesson to you kids - you start out young and good looking with all kinds of optimism but along the way you pick up bad habits, possibly a thing or two from Satan's toolbox, and you also get lax about maintenance and the next thing you know, well, you know. Norm L. Wearantare

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

October 5th? I guess I should prepare myself for all the scary things that are coming at me this month. Reese Lease-DeHounds

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I guess I should quit trying to understand how it's possible that some women find Republican politicians attractive. I must remember that women vary! Lois Carmen Denominatrix

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Was there too much jibba-jabba? Who was doing all that talking? I'm starting to think it was probably me. B. Askinlott

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Damn, we went out to the lake yesterday and there were frickin' ticks everywhere! I read that they're moving north, into higher and higher latitudes, thanks to what they call "climate convenience." Anita Possumfarm

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Someone from the neighboring town of Willits California posted these photos that they said they shot yesterday. Can anyone explain what's happening here? Is there some monkey business going on with our clouds? Or is nature just fantastic? Holden Stratusquo

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Like Grandma Pearl always used to say, "Don't count your money in the bathroom unless you intend to spend it there." Pearl E. Gator

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

According to the article it now smells like fear, dread and regret. But also a little bit like lemon! Les Enchantment

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Did you study civics or social studies when you were in school? Do you know the name and address of the place where the mistakenly repeat presidentoaf, but not his "wifeguard," lives? Was there any discussion as to how in the hell this kind of thing happens? Penn Sylvainen-Vulgar

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

"Catastrophic" has such an unpleasant ring to it. Couldn't we just say super-duper flooding? "Parts of California are now predicted by the CFS to get rainfall of 16 inches above average in January. This will likely bring catastrophic flooding." I say let's wring in the New Year! Noah Arkeology

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Booing benevolent social concepts seems like it should be reserved for cretins. Oh that's right, it is. Shawn Yoself

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm trying that thing where you visualize something and it makes it manifest as real in your life. So far, so good. Myron Fanbase

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Everywhere I go, people are trying to have out-of-body experiences in an attempt to get away from it all. Tillie Portation

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If we told them once, we told them a hundred times - there's no "the" in Iron Butterfly, man! Now The Statler Brothers, that's a whole different deal. T. Doff

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm trying all different sorts of ways to cope. Distraction, diversion and mindless activity seem to help. I may run for public office. Cam Pain-Tolerance

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When I was in junior high school we called it Junior High School and I remember wanting a very buttony shirt and a Nehru jacket. I also wanted desert boots, Beatle boots, a surfer shirt, a paisley shirt and a Madras shirt. Damn, in retrospect, I wanted it all. Neville E. Nuffman

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When I hear a report on the radio that people these days don't have much use for books in hardcopy format, I feel like said people need to free up their imagination. Take this image from the White House website for example. Lee Broman

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you start feeling downhearted because events in the USA are so depressing and awful these days, just remember that things got pretty weird during the Civil War too. We can come back from this! Thad L. Cheerya

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

With the passage of time, one can't help but expect things to get better and better. That's because our society is all about constant improvement! I can't wait to see how and if we're doing in 2036. If I'm not around at that point please send me one of those Ouija Board updates. Albie Curious

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don't know about you but my face definitely feels like it's on too tight! Peter Doubt

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It sounds good, as long as there's not too much compression. Hootie U. Love

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

In 1906 some guys in the Grand Canyon found another guy in the Grand Canyon who had not done so well. Be careful out there. For some reason this makes me feel like I want to live it up and go out for breakfast. F. Uri Prospector

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Have you heard about glycine powder? I tried it and after 2 weeks I feel like it's really improving my sleep! My paramour makes me a little scoop of the powder in water and the next thing I know I'm sleeping longer and deeper, with fewer wake-ups. Consult your doctor of course. Rupert I. Movement

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

JESUS VS. BREEZES Jesus knows I go commando it keeps me cool 'cross burning sand-o he does not judge or warn of friction he's occupied by crucifixion such is his lot such is his station while I take a nuts vacation so as I wander all free-wheelin' he's hit the Son of God glass ceiling.

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When I pick up my gal for a date I'm always flattered and honored if she has taken a little time to pretty herself up. I like to dress sharp too of course. And it doesn't mean we aren't feminists because we both are, hardcore in fact. Gil Dindalily

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When people ask me how I manage to have hope for this crazy old world I tell them I look to the young people for inspiration. Deirdre Future

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sometimes I feel like I just want to hop in the car and take off for some place barren and wild. You know, roll down the windows and let the wind blow back my hair. And I would but I have a dental appointment on Thursday. Hugo Nexweek

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I can see her thought bubble and it says, "I wish I had a watermelon, I wish I had a watermelon." Everybody's wishing for something. Wanda-Mary Cantaloupe

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I've seen pictures of Trump's ugly father but this is the first photo of his grandfather that I've come across. It does make me wonder what Donnie would look like with a mustache. I picture it being thin, droopy and greasy looking, more handlebar than Hitleresque. O. Mipapa

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Have you ever accepted lowball payment for a job only to kick yourself later when you realized you should have gotten a lot more money? Yeah, me either. Stan Dardrates

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I know I'm not supposed to worry and yet I fret. I worry about the health of my aging rock idols and I worry about identity theft weighing upon my aging rock idols. Plus artificial intelligence killing us all in our sleep. Oh Lord, when do we get to rest? Andy Grave

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Is this that deal they call "stolen valor?" I'm fuzzy on it but I think it has something to do with pretending you are a military general or a nutritious vegetable or a decent human being, when everyone knows you're not. Isn't there supposed to be a public spanking for this? Ron Duppa-Swatteam

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I understand now that training big fat ones with a mean streak for the purposes of salamander fighting was wrong. But there's no denying it, Roscoe was the champ. Meacham Maker

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I didn't go anywhere last night so why do I keep remembering how I got home? Mose Lee Shanksmare

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tentatively, I think I may have finally found the right church. Lord knows I've been looking. A. Menable

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I just took a peek out the kitchen window that overlooks the backyard and man, it is really starting to look like Autumn out there! I guess I'd better start raking. DeeDee Ciduousness

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Young Don Van Beef never had to worry about locating his magnifying glass. Engaging milliliters is slicing that roast pretty thin. Leif Fass-Denexit

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Trust your gut, make the call. Lou Zingrip

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Choose your word carefully. Darrell B. Repercussions

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"OK babe, just one more splash of your orange-spice ayahuasca tea and then it's off to the office or wherever the fuck I end up for me!" Lemmie Outohere

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Who wore it better - and was all about constant improvement? Blanca E. Dosdoofas

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"I topped off your washer fluid, aired up the tires and attached a tracking device to the undercarriage. You're good to go." Nolan U. Whereabouts

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Grapes could kill a dog. At least that's what I told Stewie when he was little. And then I read that it's true! It's a dangerous world. Buddy System

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

And there it is, the lemon largest, most beautiful and perfect cucumber of the summer. Too bad I'm sick of eating delicious homegrown cucumbers. Maybe I'll try tossing it to the fur-bearing salmon as they come up the fish ladder. Eaton Anyway

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