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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 4h

I don't know about you but my face definitely feels like it's on too tight! Peter Doubt

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 4h

It sounds good, as long as there's not too much compression. Hootie U. Love

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 4h

In 1906 some guys in the Grand Canyon found another guy in the Grand Canyon who had not done so well. Be careful out there. For some reason this makes me feel like I want to live it up and go out for breakfast. F. Uri Prospector

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 4h

Have you heard about glycine powder? I tried it and after 2 weeks I feel like it's really improving my sleep! My paramour makes me a little scoop of the powder in water and the next thing I know I'm sleeping longer and deeper, with fewer wake-ups. Consult your doctor of course. Rupert I. Movement

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 21h

JESUS VS. BREEZES Jesus knows I go commando it keeps me cool 'cross burning sand-o he does not judge or warn of friction he's occupied by crucifixion such is his lot such is his station while I take a nuts vacation so as I wander all free-wheelin' he's hit the Son of God glass ceiling.

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When I pick up my gal for a date I'm always flattered and honored if she has taken a little time to pretty herself up. I like to dress sharp too of course. And it doesn't mean we aren't feminists because we both are, hardcore in fact. Gil Dindalily

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When people ask me how I manage to have hope for this crazy old world I tell them I look to the young people for inspiration. Deirdre Future

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sometimes I feel like I just want to hop in the car and take off for some place barren and wild. You know, roll down the windows and let the wind blow back my hair. And I would but I have a dental appointment on Thursday. Hugo Nexweek

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I can see her thought bubble and it says, "I wish I had a watermelon, I wish I had a watermelon." Everybody's wishing for something. Wanda-Mary Cantaloupe

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I've seen pictures of Trump's ugly father but this is the first photo of his grandfather that I've come across. It does make me wonder what Donnie would look like with a mustache. I picture it being thin, droopy and greasy looking, more handlebar than Hitleresque. O. Mipapa

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Have you ever accepted lowball payment for a job only to kick yourself later when you realized you should have gotten a lot more money? Yeah, me either. Stan Dardrates

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I know I'm not supposed to worry and yet I fret. I worry about the health of my aging rock idols and I worry about identity theft weighing upon my aging rock idols. Plus artificial intelligence killing us all in our sleep. Oh Lord, when do we get to rest? Andy Grave

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Is this that deal they call "stolen valor?" I'm fuzzy on it but I think it has something to do with pretending you are a military general or a nutritious vegetable or a decent human being, when everyone knows you're not. Isn't there supposed to be a public spanking for this? Ron Duppa-Swatteam

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I understand now that training big fat ones with a mean streak for the purposes of salamander fighting was wrong. But there's no denying it, Roscoe was the champ. Meacham Maker

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I didn't go anywhere last night so why do I keep remembering how I got home? Mose Lee Shanksmare

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tentatively, I think I may have finally found the right church. Lord knows I've been looking. A. Menable

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I just took a peek out the kitchen window that overlooks the backyard and man, it is really starting to look like Autumn out there! I guess I'd better start raking. DeeDee Ciduousness

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Young Don Van Beef never had to worry about locating his magnifying glass. Engaging milliliters is slicing that roast pretty thin. Leif Fass-Denexit

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Trust your gut, make the call. Lou Zingrip

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Choose your word carefully. Darrell B. Repercussions

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"OK babe, just one more splash of your orange-spice ayahuasca tea and then it's off to the office or wherever the fuck I end up for me!" Lemmie Outohere

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Who wore it better - and was all about constant improvement? Blanca E. Dosdoofas

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"I topped off your washer fluid, aired up the tires and attached a tracking device to the undercarriage. You're good to go." Nolan U. Whereabouts

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Grapes could kill a dog. At least that's what I told Stewie when he was little. And then I read that it's true! It's a dangerous world. Buddy System

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

And there it is, the lemon largest, most beautiful and perfect cucumber of the summer. Too bad I'm sick of eating delicious homegrown cucumbers. Maybe I'll try tossing it to the fur-bearing salmon as they come up the fish ladder. Eaton Anyway

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Do we no longer value education in this country? We must prevent the collapse of our institutions! Val Yuse-Vanishin

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Who do you trust? And no, there is not a third option. Oh quit whining, OK, imagine a picture of FDR in the mix. Jess A. Hypothetical

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Canada kicks ass - you've got to love their commentary. The European Union knows what they are doin'. Hail to the adults of the northern hemisphere, nationwise. We see you Bhutan, only carbon-negative country in the world. Mabel Leafragging

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"I did, arrogantly, twice. But now even I understand that I'm a stupid, stupid person. So tell me doctor - is there something I can do to make amends?" A. Lily Toolate

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Social and governmental norms are being blown apart so fast I fear we're going to forget who we are. We must not lose our identity! Howie Roll

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

On one hand, I'm sad because summer is coming to an end but on the other hand, I'm excited because it's almost Halloween! Phil Petulant

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The most effective way to tell someone you love them is through a surrogate. It doesn't have to be a celebrity but it sure as hell doesn't hurt. Manny Splendored

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

There's a real art to being believable when you say you're sorry. Dot Smibad

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We crash land on a small and barren planet. In order to survive long enough for help to arrive, which one of us do we eat? And remember, all power is down so it's going to have to be raw. E. Knee-Meanie

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I miss 1960s rock and roll - straight from the heart, no nonsense and no gimmicks. We were changing the world, man. Skip Uniformity

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Our local libraries are so great you can actually check out a tool kit designed to make it easy to weatherize your home to improve energy efficiency! What a nice, uh, socializey service - who could be opposed to something like that? Noah Moore-Stalin

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I checked with Ansel and he's adamantly opposed to giving parts of the park away to real estate developers. He did seem intrigued with the photographic possibilities of oil rigs in Tuolumne Meadows but he has a few misgivings about that as well. Bess Leaverasis

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"Ah, that's right, you see - I'm in search of a turtle dove with a spoontaneous way about her." Egbert Sousè

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Do you find wide open spaces enticing? Austin Eureka

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm not good at spotting which guys are the ones women find irresistible. Lothar E. Ohboy

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

When I was a kid watching TV with my parents and those ads for the American Dairy Council would come on I recall being both fascinated and highly uncomfortable. I also remember pretending to be interested in good sources of dietary calcium. Alford Pasteurization

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

She also got one of those low back, "crown of the crack," tattoos. It's an image of the scowling face of the worst president in US history. So, if you have a tramp stamp that's also a trump stamp, what's the best way to refer to it? Inga Inkydoo

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's never good when you can't keep the Airway open. Gaspar Wheeze

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm not confident I could seal the deal with Bert watching. Juanita Chippy

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Donde esta mis pantalones? Jimmy Sumslacks

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The ice is melting and ocean levels are rising. So I am practicing getting used to it. I wouldn't want my planet to feel unfamiliar. Constance Treading

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Sometimes I indulge myself in a little daydream where all I have to do is yell, "Oh for crissakes, shut the fuck up!" and it works immediately. And forever. Happy Lee Everafter

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I just found out that my Pole Grant has been approved so now it will be easily affordable! Kara Rearpath

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Mark Trail @marktrail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"If you want to take down the bad guys you have to know a lot of stuff about a lot of stuff. Sometimes even stuff that you wouldn't personally choose to do all that often. Maybe it's one of those 'weekends and holidays only' type of things. Still, you need to know about it." Kash Barrelhead

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