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MarkThePage

@markthepage.bsky.social
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Small YouTuber who vlogs about Nintendo and obnoxiously long Yu-Gi-Oh combos. youtube.com/markthepage patreon.com/markthepage

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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A simple bag of Sainsbury's double chocolate cookies was so much better than American grocery stores' cookies that I will never fathom how the self-proclaimed "greatest country on earth" could settle like this. Please invade us and bring snacks.
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
✋ban the problematic link monster that never should've been printed 👌each list update going forward will hit just 1 of the dozen floodgates it enables, refusing to hit the actual problem until it's been powercrept anyway
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thinking about buying a box of Magnificent Monsters for fun? Live vicariously and open mine instead! I wasn't expecting to pull a chase card, but getting more than $3 of value from a $35 product would've been nice.
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I forgot to mention I was going to a Yugioh regional in Springfield MA today. Third place! What was I running? ... You'll get a different answer from everyone who saw me. It's been fun getting to chat with some fans of the channel! Now to get working on one of my wildest deck videos yet...
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Treasure what you have today, because you never know which Nintendo franchise you'll no longer be able to safely google tomorrow.
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Master Duel prints millions in profit but Konami can't afford a translator or a proofreader...
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Did you miss the "Dark Spellian" incident? A filter was set to correct "Magic" in old cards to "Spell", and it rewrote some Dark Magician stuff. The AI translations are also obvious from how much meaningless, nonsense fluff is in item descriptions and story segments (which aren't even canon).
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Unfortunately nothing new--Master Duel is also machine translated. But in an improvement from Master Duel, apparently now the output will be reviewed by actual people.
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
CRYSTAL BEASTS IN A NINTENDO DIRECT. We've made it, folks. 🏳️‍🌈
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Channel update: I realized I'm long overdue to stop recording in front of blank walls, so I've paused to turn that room into a proper film set. Because I'm a theater kid with no chill, it will include colored spotlights. It'll take another couple of weeks to all come together.
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Donald Trump thanks you for reposting this, to ensure that more people will see it.
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I voted down the ballot for every candidate who promised to ban Droll & Lock Bird.
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Don't worry, though--there's a new solution! It's a new staple card printed at max rarity, and a playset will only cost you $200!
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Newly forbidden: Not wanting to be served an automatic loss because the other player was skilled enough to draw Maxx "C" Floodgates that effectively skip turn 1 can fix the issue of player 1's advantage, but they do not address Yugioh's main issue of unfun, noninteractive gameplay.
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Googly Eyes on Yu-Gi-Oh Cards @googly-oh.neocities.org · 30/08/2026
Neo the Magic Swordsman with googly eyes
the yugioh card neo the magic swordsman with googly eyes edited on it
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have apparently been tinkering with something good. 🤔
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sorry I didn't post a video this week. I did something else.
World Championship 2026 OTS prize envelope, emblazoned Monster Reborn from the Limited Pack, and Ash Blossom from Ultimate Tournament Pack 1
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
What is her name?
Pokemon TCG Pocket: Aipom card from Ruler of the Skies
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
5 minutes into yugioh & chill and he starts giving you this look
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
New video! An unhinged duel with the devious @outofcharacters.bsky.social using only vanilla monsters... except the flavor text is the effect. This went above and beyond previous installments in the series--and not just because Mega Thunderball got launched onto a Z-axis. youtu.be/vvWGIYqZ2R4
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We're literally playing 3D Yu-Gi-Oh - Vanilla Duels, ft. OutOfCharacters
YouTube video by MarkThePage
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god, this is INSANE. It's so cathartic to hear I'm not the only one bothered by Nintendo (America only?) now calling everything "the ____ game". The Mario Kart 8 GAME??? I thought you were talking about Mario Kart 8 the breakfast cereal! Mario Kart 8 the flamethrower...
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Posting again because the world NEEDS to see this short film about Pokemon Gold & Silver NPCs.
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
(Early access just went up on the Patreon that I have not been sufficiently advertising!)
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
New video this week! Can you guess which YugiTuber we managed to snag for our next Vanilla Duel? In the meantime, catch up on competitive playground Yugioh with the rest of the series: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The popups, sidebars, auto-playing videos, 2+GB pages... The whole experience is covered in spam, especially bad when trying to read long passages.
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We have brought something tragically unforgettable into this world today.
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
LIFE HAS MANY DOORS, ED BOY
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Branded, Tri-Brigade, Springans, Dogmatika, Therion, and Lunalight all synergized--and a single Crystal Beast summons every engine to the field. Yep, it's another new record for my biggest Yugioh guide video. Come for the combo slop, stay to see how many cards I'll throw. youtu.be/dgg8uFiQqbg
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The next evolution of Yu-Gi-Oh's most absurd combo deck: Sapphire Surprise 2026 guide
YouTube video by MarkThePage
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
There is no day, no night. Only the Ever Twilight. No asleep, awake, no up or down, or right or wrong. Time became a starry-eyed illusion when the Ever Twilight rose--or set--whenever "when" was or will be.
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Summarize it, rather than reposting their messages for them.
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I think the more we give our platform to fascists (via posts like this), the sooner Bluesky will no longer be a place where fascists feel unwelcome. Remember what happened when we thought it was a good idea to give Trump a platform for laughs.
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hegseth thanks you for reposting this address for him, ensuring that it reaches the largest audience possible.
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I really do have too few friends here, who are getting too spoiled 🙃
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
To think, five months ago I was bragging about having made little biscuits based on Yugioh's anime card design. Now I'm here with cake #4. Anything is possible when you make art for friends! (They really like when the art is edible too.)
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Eating the card explains the card. (This latest cake turned out much better than I expected! I cant stop looking at it--more pics in the comments!) #yugioh #cake #fudge
Fudge cake with dark chocolate buttercream frosting, and caramel, to resemble a Yugioh card.
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'm a simple man. When I see an account reposting someone else's words or image by copy/pasting as their own, rather than just sharing the original post, I block that account. Same goes for constantly repeating the same post as a new one. Just use the retweet button, please.
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Cake☆Yummy No special occasion--I just wanted to use what I learned from the previous batch. I ran out of powdered sugar for the buttercream frosting, but the bit of grit from substituting some granulated sugar actually feels kind of nice. Uhhhh anyway, new Yugioh video this week.
Cake bases: cocoa powder and vanilla bean paste. Topping: chocolate buttercream frosting, and whipped strawberry mascarpone cream cheese
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Dust off your Gold/Silver cartridges for this awesome Pokemon short film made by my friend John! You won't believe how many handmade Pokemon he's crammed in here. Picnicker Liz, Hiker Anthony, and Youngster Joey are my favorite NPC blorbos. youtu.be/_b1Xvm3Albk?...
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Picnicker Liz and the Fall of Johto
YouTube video by Average John
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Special Summoned this.
Crystal Beast Ruby Carbuncle plush from YouTooz (orders were taken back in November; currently sold out)
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Living her best life.
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The majority of Republicans on the Supreme Court have ruled that when the Constitution clearly states, "All persons born in the United States are citizens of the United States," actually it means they're NOT citizens. Republicans supporting "constitutional textualism" are liars & always have been.
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Opponent used Theorealize to check the top card of my deck, read it for the first time, perplexed, then put it on the bottom. Wondering if that was the optimal play, she then accidentally asked, "Was he a good bottom?" So anyway, I can confirm that GMX Chairman Kimridge is an excellent bottom. 🏳️‍🌈
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
... I didn't pull a single rare card, but at least I got the one random Branded card in the set. And the mat! I'd only won one mat before this... and let's just say it had pendulum zones.
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I had a great time at the Chaos Origins prerelease! I was so lightheaded from five rounds of rapid-fire explaining what my cards do, while also having great conversations with fellow Yugioh players. I never regret ditching my local OTS full of nasty cheaters, to drive farther out to the fun place.
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Dang, and yours is ALSO hosted by a handsome man confabbing about his heart!
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This, Dragon of Pride and Soul, and Magicians of Bonds and Unity are "25"-themed gimmick cards based on DM & BEWD to celebrate the game's 25th anniversary.
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Rainbow Life goes so hard in the Speed Duel deck that turns White Veil into Snatch Steal. Flipping its burn clause makes a net gain of 6000 LP AND you get equal rights for living as your true self.
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Valorie 🐈‍⬛️✨️ @meadowdays.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Picture of three mugs with font, respectively: "She her, they them, cool hat" lining up over a screenshot of team rocket and Ash from Pokémon
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I just bought Chicory last night because of the remix album, so that sales gap has closed a little! :)
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MarkThePage @markthepage.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Happy Pride month to my fellow aces! You are awesome no matter what you (don't) do with your Perfektes Asses. 🏳️‍🌈🖤🩶🤍💜
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