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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Didn't get much, but we got a wee bit.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Original version vs Special Edition quality.

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POST | Aberdeen Culture @postabdn.com · 07/08/2026

One Day Removals, Mark Stirton's 2008 black comedy about two Aberdeen removal men whose day goes very wrong, has landed on Amazon Prime Video. Probably the first feature film made entirely in Doric. We spoke to Mark about the deal and how he got it made. ⭕ Only on POST

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One Day Removals Lands on Amazon Prime, Nearly Two Decades On

Aberdeen’s Doric black comedy now reaches an international streaming audience.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Nice to see the legend of 'One Day Removals' spreading far and wide! www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhgk...

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Movie F words - 10 - One Day Removals

YouTube video by MovieFwords

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

This is getting interesting. If we create a One Day Removals Special Edition with new VFX and better picture quality, Amazon Prime will host the new version. Huge opportunity to present the film with modern digital techniques! Also, sooooo much work.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

www.amazon.co.uk/gp/video/det...

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Spread the word, folks. Particularly the four letter ones, you know the ones. That a good point, I'll check... Yup, it's uncut. Patrick calls God a cunt on Prime! I'll probably get some sort of award now... or get banished from Aberdeen like Connor MacLeod! www.amazon.co.uk/gp/video/det...

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

It's offical. Amazon Prime is now the international distributor for the Scottish comedy, the only Doric film in existence: 'One Day Removals'. www.amazon.co.uk/gp/video/det...

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Watch One Day Removals | Prime Video

Caught in a series of zany but lethal coincidences, Andy and Ronnie recount their misunderstanding to the police... one bloody thing after another!

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Our USA based agent, after some 18 years, has sprung into action and now 'One Day Removals' is, surprisingly, on Prime!

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Investors have been, investing. Deals are being done...

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Sci-fi Doric into Japanese... This might be the only cinematic example of this ever happening. I have a funny feeling it'll only happen again if I make The Planet 2!

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I'm giving it serious consideration!

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

One of my favourite projects to work on. #shortfilm #animation #cgi #bryce3d www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ96...

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

You know what, it's nice she's trying to find it, albeit haplessly. Right here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8Nb...

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I was in a silly mood, so I filled in the blanks we're clearly never gonna get filled in! Only I did it Red Dwarf style, which could certainly save the next showrunner a few quid if he wants to take note.

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The Short Vault @shortfilmvault.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Featuring an animated #shortfilm from writer and director, Mark Stirton: bit.ly/40kFjUW Plot: A little red spaceship gets into trouble in deep space… Mark has also written and directed "The Planet", "One Day Removals", and "Dark Highlands". Check out his work: bit.ly/4gGqpOp #FilmSky #shortfilms

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Wrong Time, Wrong Space

Short animation made in Aberdeen with a little red spaceship getting into trouble.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I'm not getting a lot of traction with anything at the moment, and at the same time I get daily requests for this. What do you think, folks?

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

It's not all profanity and blood around here. I also do the occasional animation. youtu.be/0sQX3nGh3_Q?...

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

It's Gothenberg day, I'm gon'sta post me some John Hewitt!

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Chris Shadowens @chrisshadowens.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I tell ya, @markstirton.bsky.social is a wizard of words.

Author and filmmaker Mark Stirton, in his novel "One Day Removals" explains the various contextual uses for the word "cunt".

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

The film Whatculture claimed was the greatest horror film set on an alien planet (presumably in the filmed for less than 3 grand catagory) my first film, The Planet! Which was filmed, for less than 3 grand! whatculture.com/film/10-best... Also available for free: www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_3m...

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10 Best Horror Movies Set On Different Planets

Who doesn't want to see vampires in space, lunar tentacle monsters, or evil robot humanoids?

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Some nice behind the scenes photos courtesy of on set photographer Mark Wyness.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

This has been niggling at me. 600.000 Glaswegians and 500.000 people living in the NE of Scotland, how did ONE under funded guy become the ONLY game in town? Where is Creative Scotland? Where is BBC Scotland? Where are the journalists to notice this astonishing lack of representation?

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Well, if you're in the mood for doric cinema, according to ChatGPT 'One Day Removals' has pretty much been the only example for the last 20 years! Dig in, probably won't happen again: www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8Nb...

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I was wondering why the temperature had suddenly dipped. One look oot the window solved that mystery!

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Gotta a few things coming up. Just leaving ‘One Day Removals’ links around the place, so that it’s easy to find. youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...

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One Day Removals (2008)

YouTube video by Mark Stirton

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Some outtake fun from 'One Day Removals'.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

What’s up? One of the extras from One Day Removals is a King in Nigeria now, that’s what’s up! That’s him on the left, King Femi of Doric! Like this film wasn’t odd enough!

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

From one extreme to another! While ‘One Day Removals’ is very much an adult comedy, ‘Wrong Time, Wrong Space’ can be watched by anyone. Also it’s my most award winningy film thus far. ODR didn’t win bugger all! youtu.be/0sQX3nGh3_Q?...

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Just doing my usual posting of where to find ‘One Day Removals’. These cult films don’t happen by themselves you know. So for anyone who hasn’t watched yet, give it a go! youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Woodend hospital today. Man alive it was cold! Brrr.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

It’s a comedy, folks! No, really. youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

I know it’s not my line, but it fits very well when one is ill. ‘I feel like a pig shat in my head.” And I really do.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

World gone to shit? Need a laugh? ‘One Day Removals’ might be for you! Warning: emphatically not suitable for work! You WILL offend your colleagues. Also, actually working class Scottish, not posh actors pretending like normal, so strap the fuck in for that! youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

That was a fun walk, but at least the roads are walkable, which is more than the pavements are!

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Well, I got milk. Was it worth it? No milk, no tea. No tea, no life.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

The annoying thing is, I’ve got to go to the shops! Skis? Check. Poles? Check. Pack of huskies… Check.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

That’s right, I collect and paint Dr Who figurines, wanna make something of it, mush?! I’ll take on any three funts here! (girls only - but not Aberdonian girls, obviously). Also, it makes my bedroom look cool, and so does my K9 pillowcase.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

I was hoping this would catch on like, Netflix and beer or a movie n popcorn.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Some people need a laugh over Xmas, I’ve got you covered! youtu.be/v8NbHYtlaS8?...

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Uh-oh, they’re onto me youtu.be/FzMtqn3eQhw?...

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

My home office only it’s a 3D VR recreation. Clever stuff.

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