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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Pah. I’m shirtless and the window is open.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Mess you up, or prepare you up?

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m a Dr Who fan, that’s a fucking skin-suit right there.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m a proper Batman fan, so my opinion of Zachary could hardly get much lower. Mind you, see also, Burton, Joel, Nolan. That’s right, I’ve never liked a Batman film! They always get it wrong. Batman does not wear two and a half ton of thick rubber on his head you poncy fannies.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I miss em. One Day Removals had a thriving IMDB subforum.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I did some research into this, it’s actually 42 kilometres too long. Worth checking.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Nothing containing the words, Royal - Pro and Max is ever gonna be cheap.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Didn't get much, but we got a wee bit.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Original version vs Special Edition quality.

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Reposted by Mark Stirton

POST | Aberdeen Culture @handle.invalid · 07/08/2026

One Day Removals, Mark Stirton's 2008 black comedy about two Aberdeen removal men whose day goes very wrong, has landed on Amazon Prime Video. Probably the first feature film made entirely in Doric. We spoke to Mark about the deal and how he got it made. ⭕ Only on POST

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One Day Removals Lands on Amazon Prime, Nearly Two Decades On

Aberdeen’s Doric black comedy now reaches an international streaming audience.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Hey, baldy, you’re like 102, move along. Also, he looks like Davros.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I’ve contacted the AbPost main page. M

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Me? I’ll talk to anyone, me.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

THIS is what they’re coving and not my film? Where my fucking gun..?

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Nice to see the legend of 'One Day Removals' spreading far and wide! www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhgk...

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Movie F words - 10 - One Day Removals

YouTube video by MovieFwords

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

2 of those hours will just be midges.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Montana! Bollocks, if that'd been local I'd have him.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Is that Marischal Court? Fucking hell.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

This is getting interesting. If we create a One Day Removals Special Edition with new VFX and better picture quality, Amazon Prime will host the new version. Huge opportunity to present the film with modern digital techniques! Also, sooooo much work.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Good Christ. On the bright-side, food poisoning happens all the time.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Is that a real thing? Cos I'm a fat bastard anyway. I can see it noo, me up the Broadhill, eating stuff and talking shite... Hang on, that's my life!

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The two I met, didn't know what a spaver was.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

They really are useless bastards. Worth noting, when I first made ODR, they wanted to come see it, I asked for local reporters cos of all the doric... they didn't have any! Not one cunt from Aberdeen actually works there.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Is this the same EE that won't cover One Day Removals being bought by Amazon? What kinda pee brained, 1950s, Conservative cunt rash of a twat is editing that shit-rag these days?? Ooh, better tag em, @eveningexpress.bsky.social

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Well, if I see him, he's getting a smack on the tot.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Episode 2? Paramount Plus still doesn't have episode 1 up yet! It is Thursday isn't it?

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I'd be very interested! You'd better buy it, just to make sure.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

www.amazon.co.uk/gp/video/det...

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Spread the word, folks. Particularly the four letter ones, you know the ones. That a good point, I'll check... Yup, it's uncut. Patrick calls God a cunt on Prime! I'll probably get some sort of award now... or get banished from Aberdeen like Connor MacLeod! www.amazon.co.uk/gp/video/det...

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

It's offical. Amazon Prime is now the international distributor for the Scottish comedy, the only Doric film in existence: 'One Day Removals'. www.amazon.co.uk/gp/video/det...

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Watch One Day Removals | Prime Video

Caught in a series of zany but lethal coincidences, Andy and Ronnie recount their misunderstanding to the police... one bloody thing after another!

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I'm delighted. This makes me a real little boy now.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Our USA based agent, after some 18 years, has sprung into action and now 'One Day Removals' is, surprisingly, on Prime!

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I shall make your wish come true, young sir.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Investors have been, investing. Deals are being done...

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Totally. The Scottish rarely struggle for a sense of identity.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Is that where he's in exile? I thought it was Banff.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Epic download speeds here. Epic, I tells ya.

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Sci-fi Doric into Japanese... This might be the only cinematic example of this ever happening. I have a funny feeling it'll only happen again if I make The Planet 2!

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Mark Stirton @markstirton.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I'm giving it serious consideration!

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