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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

….. was told “bet you’ve got unc hole” and I’m not sure how to feel about that comment. 😒💀

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Watched the first three episodes of AHS. Needless to say, I don’t have a fucking clue WHAT is going on.

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Schumer investing in Texas - never thought I’d actually see the day to be honest. 😭

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Not me explaining edging in the GC thinking others would also be about it and EVERYONE says they are 5 mins or less guy 💀💀💀💀 like WHAT?

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Goodnight lil gay people in my phone 😴💤

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I haven’t seen it make it to this app yet, but let me just get ahead of this. Mary Petola using the word “faggot” & whatever else she said literally means NOTHING when I just *LOOK AROUND* at everything else on fire by every metric. My ONLY care is that Senate seat. So as a faggot, I. Don’t. Care.

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Cardi B's 'C'mon' Court Gesture

ALT: Cardi B's 'C'mon' Court Gesture

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Who has the meme of that Latino bottom with his lips pouted out while just taking it? 😂 I need it to make a point in the GC but can’t find it anywhere.

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The way I wasn’t expecting that Marist poll to drop till after I was asleep, MY GOD BLEXUS ARE WE ACTUALLY GONNA HAPPEN? I have been very hesitant to give in to my hope but inch by inch, poll by poll, things seem…. Hopeful. Talarico at 50% to 44% Gina at 49% to 46%

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Poll, after poll, after poll, gain after gain, after gain, either this is going to be an absolute bloodbath in November or polling is just simply not something to even be taken seriously going forward. As always, fight like we are 10 points down.

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Not my husband fighting to change an electrical outlet that has been painted over for decades by past owners and all I hear is “Seriously Diva, LET IT GO!” As he’s yanking on it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Not me checking socials for the first time in hours to see all the shit with Iran….

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s 2pm, I should probably have something more than an iced coffee 🫩

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

“How as employees do you think we are performing for our shareholders” I literally couldn’t give a single flying FUCK.

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Okay, political thread incoming. 😌🤭 good morning Texas.

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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Have y’all seen these AI deepfakes they’re making of me? They don’t have any real attacks, so they’re firing up their data centers and making up fake ones. I don’t need to use deepfakes. The truth about Ken Paxton is bad enough.

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I have never personally seen $4 gas before, well, the gas stations by my house updated. $3.88-$4.08 Don’t ask me to go ANYWHERE unless it’s the gym. I’m sitting my ass in my house.

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Bernie Sanders and Steve Bannon teaming up for a joint event…. I don’t ever want to hear SHIT about Liz Cheney ever again. For fucks sake. Go ahead, jump through the hoops and move the goal Post for this one.

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Been painting since 3pm it’s now almost 3am and I just stopped. Goodnight world. 🥵🥱💤😴

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Caught up on some clips of Vance from this Trumpapalooza. This is the heir apparent? 😂😂😂 2026 can’t end soon enough. I can’t wait to see him get ate UP.

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Kamala Harris Sushichaeng Reaction

ALT: Kamala Harris Sushichaeng Reaction

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Jesus Christ is there no way for PA to recall or get rid of Fetterman? (Yes I realize I could look it up but I don’t really know the intricacies of Pennsylvania law).

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

You can see that the influx of money into Texas in Pro Paxton ads and spending really has them hardcore spooked. Pouring millions into the media market because their candidate can’t raise money is true to form. Always big money. Never YOU.

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

At least there’s B’Day to lift my spirits today 😌 Thee Greatest.

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Today was probably the worst day of an incredibly shitty year. I love you forever my little man. 🥺😣

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Just some good energy for Bubs would be greatly appreciated right now. 🥺✨

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

When you don’t have any successes to run on, you have to fear monger. Republicans are not campaigning on anything they’ve done to make YOUR life better. They are running on culture war, fear mongering issues and branding everything “Socialism”.

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I’m trying to give Veep a shot. Everyone tells me I’ll love it…. The first two episodes…. Cringe 😬 it seems like The Office for Politics and I hate The Office 🥴

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Not my 34 year old cousin now being a grandma 💀

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Greg Abbott has placed a pause on AI Flock Cameras, this comes after he has been getting absolutely hammered by Gina Hinojosa over him taking millions for Flock cameras as she is tightening the race for Texas Governor.

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I love you Houston 🤣🖕🏻🤘🏼

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Pretty sure I got a planned Abott/Talarico voter to switch to Gina Hinajosa today. He asked who she was cause he saw my yard sign, we started talking and the moment I mentioned her position on Flock Cameras compared to Abbott’s his entire demeanor shifted.

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

AOC rejoined the DSA for the first time in 7 years, if that doesn’t tell you she isn’t running for President in 2028 I don’t know what does. I absolutely believe she will be running for Schumer’s seat.

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Unsolicited advise for anyone thinking about buying a house. DO NOT USE BUY NOW PAY LATERS. They are the bane of my fucking existence and are a nightmare. They don’t report to credit but they are considered a debt. Documenting them is a nightmare. And the number of people using them to finance

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Beyoncé I love you DOWN but $150 for a deluxe vinyl of songs I have in my phone already including unreleased tracks is CRAZY in this economy.

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

And yet somewhere they have Mitch McConnell propped up in a room somewhere with every bit of life support connected likely known to man.

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Free Palestine folk going after Dolly Parton? Oh yall can get absolutely fucked. I don’t care anymore. You fucks have the audacity to downplay decades of advocacy and philanthropy. She did more than any of you ever have with your snarky posts and litmus tests. This is shit just fucking performative.

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it’s g ♍️ @yourprettyboy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

EVERYONE BUT *HIM*

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

WHY IS IT NEVER THAT ORANGE FUCK IN THE WHITE HOUSE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I AM NOT OKAY. 😭😭😭😭 DOLLY. 😭😭😭

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

People always in comments under polls being like “ThEy DiDnT aSk Me!!” Meanwhile I stay getting polled. 😂 just had another sent out on the Texas Senate and Governors race.

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The same people crashing out on this app & others over Jeffries meeting with Kushner to try to find common ground (even if I don’t necessarily like it) didn’t have shit to say when it was that Mayor from NYC in the Oval. The double standards & justifications people make are wild.

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This week my GOD. $4k pet surgery. On top of $2k I’ve already spent this month on a broken leg. Another $1500 for weekly splints the next 8 week. AND $3k cause my kitchen ceiling decided to crack and sag out of NOWHERE. How the fuck and what the fuck. 😩 The OF might have to be started back up.

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

This year has simultaneously been the year I’ve made the most money in my life but also the most expensive year of my life so I haven’t gotten to enjoy any of it.

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Derek ✨ @iamderekh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Yeah. I think it’s past time to acknowledge that pollsters are so far off course that it may just be a ploy to influence betting markets. It always ends up being about money and this has been so far off that it’s very suspicious.

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