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Catdog Humanperson

@markmad.bsky.social
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Catdog Humanperson @markmad.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I'm coming up with a TV that mounts vertically so you just watch timtoks on it
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I just picked up a copy of Optimus Prime's memoirs. It's an auto biography
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Catdog Humanperson @markmad.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
leaving the house without my phone or wallet just to feel something (I'm going to the pool and will be back in 25 minutes)
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Catdog Humanperson @markmad.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
some of you haven't watched, listened to, and read every piece of media in the Alan Partridge cinematic universe and it shows
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 24/11/2024
Spotify: We noticed you've recently had a breakup. Would you like to hear a playlist algorithmically calculated to destroy you? Me: Yeah man fuck me up
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Catdog Humanperson @markmad.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Perfectly balanced, as all things in the Dyson Airblade should be
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feb🍓wasabicon @febnebula.com · 24/11/2024
found another list in the wild while deep diving♡ bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Catdog Humanperson @markmad.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Because of a field medicine book I read in a milsurp store in 1998, every single time I put a belt on, I know I am ready to fashion a tourniquet should somebody require one. It hasn't happened yet, but when it does, I'll be there.
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thank u, hexed @lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
So we beat on, boys against the milkshake, borne back ceaselessly into the yard
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Catdog Humanperson @markmad.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
*trying to think of the strongest inaugural post on bluesky* hello world
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