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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 19/04/2026
BREAKING: New data shows ZERO oil tankers passed through the Strait of Hormuz today, signaling what appears to be a complete shutdown of the Strait for the first time in history. The Strait normally carries about 20% of the world’s oil supply.
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God @thegodshow.com · 17/04/2026
Thou shalt not commit blasphemy against Samuel L. Jackson’s monologue in Pulp Fiction, motherfucker.
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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
This is my 2^10th issue of the BAN, and also its 8th anniversary! To celebrate, I am deeply discounting paid subscriptions, and doing so in the most nerdalistic way I could think of: a month is $3.20 and a year is $32: each based on 2^5. :) Click through to see more and sign up!
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God @thegodshow.com · 15/04/2026
They fucked around and found out he’s the Antichrist.
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Trump Voters Are Calling Him The Antichrist
Dear Humans,
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Libra on Fire 🔥 ⚖️ @libraonfire.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
. Melania Trump will not sue the author of the book that disclosed her involvement with Epstein? Trump will not sue the victim that claimed he raped her when she was a minor. To do so would mean discovery & Trump nor Melania want that. WHAT ELSE DO PEOPLE NEED?? .
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Well, a ton of them voted for him...
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Soon to be appearing in midterm political ads for Democratic candidates nationwide. Thanks, Darnold. 🙏
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
When this is all over, and it will be over one day, I want Pete Hegseth to go to prison for the rest of his miserable fucking life.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Bye bitch. 👋
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Watch shameless sycophant Pam Bondi, who Trump just fired as AG, heap endless and ridiculous praise on Trump. And he still fired her. Amazing. So, so humiliating. You're welcome from @zeteo.com
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 31/03/2026
SCANDAL ERUPTS: A broker for Defense Sec. Pete Hegseth explored a multimillion-dollar investment in defense stocks just weeks before the U.S.-Israel strike on Iran, according to the Financial Times. 1/
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/03/2026
Lieu: "Undocumented immigrants want nothing to do with the govt! To vote, you have to first register. How many undocumented immigrants are gonna go, 'Yes, I'm gonna give all my information to the govt that's maybe trying to deport me. No way!' This is a problem that doesn't exist."
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God @thegodshow.com · 18/03/2026
Q: How many times did you vote for him? “THREE TIMES! That was my bad. Apparently I’m an idiot.”
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Trump Voters Crash Out Over Gas Prices
Leopard, meet face.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Meta paid an effective fed tax rate of 3.5% on its latest tax bill — its lowest on record. Mark Zuckerberg's net worth just hit $222 billion. And Meta is pumping $65 million into elections this year to boost AI friendly candidates. Now it's reportedly planning to lay off 15,000 workers. Hello?
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
UPDATE: Sunny, a U.S. citizen, is on her way home after being shipped across state lines overnight. How the hell did this happen? Press conference tomorrow at Broadview, where we will hear Sunny’s side of the story. More details soon.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
KAMALA HARRIS: "I predicted a lot about what's happening right now. I'm not into saying 'I told you so' — but we did see it coming."
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 06/03/2026
Ben Stiller is calling out the White House after it used a clip from Tropic Thunder in a video promoting the Iran war. “We never gave you permission and have no interest in being part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie,” Stiller wrote.
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soonergrunt @soonergrunt.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
@jeetheer.bsky.social This aged well. You were wrong then and even more wrong now. This should spark introspection in you, but it won't.
Quoting Jeet Heer: It's the lowest of low bars but Trump is doing more to rein in Israel than Biden ever did. This should spark introspection among Democrats, but it won't.
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God @thegodshow.com · 04/03/2026
WAR CRIMES DON'T HIDE SEX CRIMES! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!
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Guard The Leaf @guardtheleaf.com · 04/03/2026
Canadians Trapped in Dubai Amid Iran Airstrikes Disrupting Flights #elbowsup #boycottusa #FuckTacoTrump #canadastrong #CanadaSky #never51state #canadaunited #political www.youtube.com/watch?v=94CN...
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Canadians Trapped in Dubai Amid Iran Airstrikes Disrupting Flights
YouTube video by Guard The Leaf
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
EARLY VOTING OPENED UP TODAY ACROSS IL-09! Do you have a plan to vote yet? You can vote at any early voting location in the county you’re registered in. Here are the closest ones across IL-09:
Graphic carousel announcing that early voting locations are open across IL-09! Copy reads: 

DID YOU KNOW
EARLY VOTING IS OPEN*

*ACROSS ILLINOIS' NINTH DISTRICT
POLLING PLACE LOCATIONS ON NEXT SLIDE!Graphic carousel announcing that early voting locations are open across IL-09! Copy reads: 

ACROSS ILLINOIS' NINTH DISTRICT
EARLY VOTING LOCATIONS ARE OPEN!

SUBURBAN COOK COUNTY:
• Glenview Village Hall - 2500 E Lake Ave, Glenview, IL 60026
• Village of Niles Municipal Building - 1000 Civic Center Dr, Niles, IL 60714
• American Legion Memorial Civic Center -6140 Dempster St, Morton Grove, IL 60053
• Skokie Courthouse - 5600 Old Orchard Rd, Skokie, IL 60077
• Community Recreation Center - 3000 Glenview Ra, Wilmette, IL 60091
• Oakton College, Skokie Campus - 7701 Lincoln Ave, Skokie, IL 60077
• Robert Crown Community Center - 1801 Main St #2, Evanston, IL 60202
• Rolling Meadows Courthouse - 2121 Euclid Ave, Rolling Meadows, IL 60008
• Arlington Heights Village Hall - 33 S Arlington Heights Rd, Arlington Heights, IL 60005
• Mount Prospect Village Hall - 50 S Emerson St, Mt Prospect, IL 60056
• Des Plaines Public Library - 1501 Ellinwood St, Des Plaines, IL 60016
• Northbrook Village Hall - 1225 Cedar Ln, Northbrook, IL 60062
• Park Ridge City Hall -505 Butler Pl, Park Ridge, IL 60068

MCHENRY COUNTY:
•  Algonquin Library - 2600 Harnish Dr, Algonquin, IL 60102
• Lake in the Hills Town Hall - 600 Harvest Gate Rd, Lake in the Hills, IL 60156
• Crystal Lake Public Library - 126 W Paddock St, Crystal Lake, IL 60014
• Cary Park District Community Center- 255 Briargate Rd, Cary, IL 60013
Graphic carousel announcing that early voting locations are open across IL-09! Copy reads: 


ACROSS ILLINOIS' NINTH DISTRICT
EARLY VOTING LOCATIONS ARE OPEN!

CHICAGO
• Willye B. White Park - 1610 W Howard St, Chicago, IL 60626
• Northtown Library - 6800 N Western Ave, Chicago, IL 60645
• Broadway Armory Park - 5917 N Broadway, Chicago, IL 60660
• Harry S Truman College - 1145 W Wilson Ave, Chicago, IL 60640
• Roden Library-6083 N Northwest Hwy, Chicago, IL 60631
• Budlong Library-5630 N Lincoln Ave, Chicago, IL 60659
• Welles Park- 2333 W Sunnyside Ave, Chicago, IL 60618
• Lincoln Park Library - 1150 W Fulerton Ave, Chicago, IL 60614

LAKE COUNTY
• Lake Barrington Village Hall - 23860 N Old Barrington Rd, Lake Barrington, IL 60010
• Wauconda Township Office - 505 W Bonner Rd, Wauconda, IL 60084
• Vehe Barn - 23680 W Cuba Rd, Deer Park, IL 60010
• Fremont Township Food Pantry - 22385 IL-60, Mundelein, IL 60060
• Diamond Lake Beach - 1016 N Diamond Lake Rd, Mundelein, IL 60060

REMINDER: MARCH 17TH ISN'T THE FIRST DAY TO VOTE, IT'S THE LAST.Graphic carousel announcing that early voting locations, with a map visual, are open across IL-09! Copy reads: 

CHECK OUT THIS INTERACTIVE MAP ON OUR WEBSITE
https://katforillinois.com/ABOUT/OUR-DISTRICT/
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
DOJ's recent 6th Circuit filing misspelled: Voters as “Votors” Emergency as "Emeregency" United States as "United Staes" And, it included a non-party in the caption. These are the people who want access to your sensitive voting records and who my team fights in court every day.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This is the guy Trump first wanted for the job so he could help bury the Epstein files.
Screenshot of an X post by Matt Gaetz stating that any teacher who leads an anti-ICE walkout should be instantly fired and possibly deported. Below it is a reply suggesting the same should apply to any congressman who has sex with 17-year-old girls.
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God @thegodshow.com · 15/02/2026
Reminder that Elon Musk is in the Epstein files and has already been named by one of the survivors. Anyone still using X is helping a pedophile succeed.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
👀 👀
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
🚨 ICE is authorized to covertly infiltrate and interact with social media accounts under a new program called "masked engagement," per documents leaked to me: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
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Exclusive: ICE Masks Up in More Ways Than One
Feds could be in your group chat
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 13/02/2026
🚨In December 2016, Epstein invited Bill Gates to his island and informed him that “new administration people” were visiting. This was sent exactly one month before Trump was inaugurated for his first term.
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov · 11/02/2026
Pam Bondi has been a complete and total failure at her job. The Epstein survivors showed more courage just by being in that room than she did under oath. She refused to answer questions and chose complicity. America deserves better.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Pam Bondi is an evil bitch. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
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Pam Bondi Is Such A Bitch
A Pedophile Protector in Pumps & Pinstripes
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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Of *course* she didn't. She was moved to a cushy minimum security prison as an obvious bribe by Trump to stay quiet. Taking the 5th is safe; naming names could get her killed.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Tulsi called Donald after the raid and put him on speaker phone with the FBI agents conducting the active investigation. You bet it was coordinated.
Screenshot of an X.com post by Really American (@ReallyAmerican1) claiming “BREAKING” news that Karoline Leavitt admitted coordination between Trump, Tulsi Gabbard, and the FBI seizing Fulton County ballots, shortly after Trump said he wants to “nationalize the voting,” and calling it a massive scandal if true. Below is a video thumbnail showing Karoline Leavitt speaking at an outdoor White House press gaggle with microphones in front of her; a lower-third reads “WH PRESS SECY SPEAKS WITH REPORTERS,” with “BREAKING NEWS,” MSNBC-style graphics, and a time stamp.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
🚨 Munitions inventory leaked to me shows Border Patrol is stockpiling over 35,000 weapons in Minneapolis for crowd control. Full inventory here: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/in-ices-wa...
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In ICE’s War, the Public Is Winning
After stockpiling 35,000 weapons in Minneapolis, ICE suddenly withdraws
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God @thegodshow.com · 04/02/2026
These people are fucking morons.
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Trump Supporter Realizes He’s Been Defending Pedos All These Years
Whoops.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 04/02/2026
Wow: This appears to be a draft statement written by Ghislaine Maxwell in which she addresses allegations made against her and Prince Andrew by Virginia Giuffre. Maxwell appears to confirm that the photo is real and admits that Epstein committed crimes—contradicting her sworn testimony.
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
🚨 Documents leaked to me reveal a federal watchlist of American protesters suspected of being Antifa - including its supposed leader. One Department of Homeland Security document says a 29-year-old resident of Portland "is the leader of Antifa": www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-ident...
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Feds Identify “Leader of Antifa”
The list they're creating says so, anyway
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 02/02/2026
This should have been the case long before they killed two Americans. Border patrol agents should never have been sent in masks and camo to wreak havoc and aimlessly run around a state 1,500 miles from the Southern border. apnews.com/article/immi...
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Every Homeland Security officer in Minneapolis is now being issued a body-worn camera, Noem says
The secretary of Homeland Security is requiring that all officers on the ground in Minneapolis wear body cameras.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
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God @thegodshow.com · 03/02/2026
Melania says her 19-year-old son still needs 'full time supervision' but then again, so does her 79-year-old husband.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Walz: I think Kristi Noem probably should go back to South Dakota, not have any dogs, and just kind of ride things out
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God @thegodshow.com · 27/01/2026
“You can’t have guns” says President who has masked gestapo executing citizens with guns.
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Parkrose Permaculture @parkroseperma.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
On Jan. 31 stand united with Oregon unions to demand justice for our communities and an end to ICE violence! Oregon's unions will gather for a rally Sat at 3 - 4:30 p.m. at Elizabeth Caruthers Park (3508 S. Moody Ave., Portland). Wear your ONA gear & green!
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
It's as if she already sold her soul.
Screenshot of an X post by Brett Meiselas (@BMeiselas) saying, “You can tell these people aren’t actually religious because if they were they’d actually be worried about going to hell.” The post quote-tweets “The Megyn Kelly Show,” which displays a quote attributed to @megynkelly about not feeling sorry for Alex Pretti and saying she wasn’t shot because she stayed inside and out of “their operations.” Below is a video thumbnail of Megyn Kelly in a studio with a microphone, red background graphics, a QR code overlay, and SiriusXM branding.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 26/01/2026
Here's the thing, Greg — free speech is still protected by the First Amendment under the Constitution. If you want folks to stop saying you're the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people, maybe stop acting like the secret police who are kidnapping and killing people.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Abolish ICE is not enough. Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough. We need prosecutions and trials. Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
ALEX JEFFREY PRETTI. Gone, but never forgotten... #RIP_Alex 💔
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Guard The Leaf @guardtheleaf.com · 26/01/2026
New Canada US Border Numbers Are In and the Trend Is GETTING WORSE Do you still know people willingly travelling to the United States? #elbowsup #boycottusa #FuckTacoTrump #canadastrong #CanadaSky #never51state #canadaunited #political www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mUF...
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New Canada US Border Numbers Are In and the Trend Is GETTING WORSE
YouTube video by Guard The Leaf
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
To every Republican coward who is watching this and saying nothing, know this — silence is complicity. And when history looks back on this moment, your names will be included on the list of how it was allowed to happen.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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