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Mark Kelly

@markjkelly.bsky.social
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Husband and Dad, No DMs and No Chat here or on any other platform. No Porn or OF. Here for sports, some politics and pop culture. I engage by posts only. No posts no follow back.🇨🇦

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How much fucking money do you need, man?
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🇨🇦 NanaGale @nanagale.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The view from Hester Creek Winery, Oliver BC🇨🇦. Enjoying a bottle of Pinot Gris and the Harvest Festival.
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You're welcome
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Baseball by BSmile @bsmile.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy 67th Birthday Tim "Rock" Raines! ~ The #Baseball Hall of Famer was born in Sanford, Florida on this day in 1959! #MLB #Expos #HOF #Legend
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Once he is gone can we go back to talking about agreements and treaties. The image of the deal maker has been punctured and is shrinking faster than his credibility.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/09/2026
I absolutely LOVE this. Christian Bale spent roughly 17 years fighting to make this happen. This week, his foster-care village opened in Palmdale, California: 12 homes built specifically to help keep siblings together when they enter foster care.
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God @thegodshow.com · 09/09/2026
Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce that ‘SOUTH PARK’ will be renamed to ‘SOUTH AMERICA’. “Inspired by the bravery & patriotism of Apple & Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount — a Skydance Capitulation.”
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Blue Jays fans chanting "LAKE ONTARIO!" in the stands while the Mariners are pitching? You absolutely love to see it
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Chico Escuela @blaqdocdown.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Once again the wrong cast member from Home Alone 2.
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Before Europeans arrived, these were some of the names for The Great Lakes: Superior: gichi-gami (great sea) Erie: erielhonan (long tail) Michigan: michigami (long body of water) Ontario: Ontarí'io\kanadario (great lake\beautiful water) Huron: karegnondi (fresh water sea)
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"There was no autism diagnosed before 1930."

Pluto wasn't discovered until 1930, pluto causes autism

[A picture of the planet Pluto against a black space background with white text overlaid above and below it]
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Monica Morrill @mmorrillart.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Coastal Grace 60x40 acrylic on canvas Available at Koyman Galleries in Ottawa, Ontario
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
As the father of a son born with a congenital heart defect, I was keeping it together watching the CBC broadcast of The Tragically Hip’s last concert. Then they played Fiddler’s Green. I lost it thinking how lucky I am that my son is a healthy 24 year old. 🇨🇦🙏
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I always read before going to sleep. It takes away the stress of the day. Plus it can be an opportunity to learn something. Put the phone on a charger in another room and pick up a book.
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Al Toth @atoth99.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
For family and friends in other locations hearing about the fires in the Okanagan, we are fine. The fire in Summerland is north of Oliver. Whatever your personal belief system keep good thoughts for those evacuated as well as the brave people who are fighting the fire on the ground and in the air.
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When I was younger The Royal Canadian Air Farce radio show had a skit called Sports Between The Beer Commercials. Today it would be Sports Between the Betting Ads.
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I like this, I like this a lot. #BookSky
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In the words of George Costanza: “It is not a lie if you believe it.”
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It probably won’t happen but it would be hilarious if Graham’s sister caucused with Democrats when she is appointed to fill his Senate position.
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I acknowledge that I lack the strength, skills and athleticism to participate in UFC. However for me UFC is to sports what Entertainment Tonight is to serious journalism and Dana White is a huckster and hustler. In another era he would have run a record label that cheated musicians on royalties.
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=WjQT... it takes a while to get to the punchline, but it sums up how the world , specifically North America, is currently. Well at least for me.
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Voted One Of The Funniest Jokes In The World - by Emo Phillips Crazy Coder
YouTube video by Gigabystes Ciko
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
PASTOR LORAN LIVINGSTON (@CentralChurchNC): “There has never been a Christian nation, and never will be. You don’t live in one now. A Christian nation wouldn’t have killed and displaced 20 million Native Americans, or thought owning slaves was pleasing to God.”
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Joanna @humandchuck.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I think the Jays could win this series, but they probably need to burn those hats, first.
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Skilly @sisterresistor.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
As a sports fan there are two things I don’t care about. In baseball: a batter’s walk up music. In hockey: the art work on a goalie mask. This is probably another sign I am getting old. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
A Happy Canada 🇨🇦 Day to all. We have much to be thankful for and appreciate about our country. Celebrate safely and proudly. To the non Canadians on Bluesky you would all fit in here from what I see.
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Chrystal O’Keefe @chrystalok.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I don’t care about either of the teams that made it to the Cup, but I’m glad Carter Hart didn’t win.
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
What time is it? 4 past Carter Hart. I know there isn’t a game tonight. Just putting it out there. The trauma that EM experienced and the cover up still bothers me.
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
How badly do you have to screw up to make FIFA look like the good guys in a situation?
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=SDuH... I have it on good authority Stephen Miller has reached out to this guy to perform at the Freedom 250 concert
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Tomorrow belongs to me - Cabaret
YouTube video by nibelungenstar
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
10 years ago on this date Trump secured the GOP nomination. On another forum I sarcastically posted: “ Remember where you were when the decline of Western civilization started.” I now think most countries will be fine but I worry about the USA.
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Marcy Gall @marcygall.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“We can disagree and still be friends.” Yeah, about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. Not racism and homophobia.
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I think I found my people.
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Sitting on our deck, with fire pit lit, a glass of whiskey to sip and classic tunes blasting. I am in my happy place.
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Does anyone remember the Star Trek original series episode Patterns of Force? I have been thinking about this episode a lot lately. Look it up.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/04/2026
The winning metaphor is that the White House Correspondents Association hired a magician instead of a comedian. Sleight of hand over speaking truth to power.
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
From the man who went bankrupt operating a casino!
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/DXZGBhv... My mother was born in Salford, my dad was from nearby Swinton. These are the values my brothers and I grew up with here in North America. Some call it Woke, but it is solid north of England values.
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Salford Council on Instagram: "A familiar face wishing Salford a happy 100th 🎉 Thanks to award winning actor Christopher Eccleston for marking this milestone with us. #Salford100 #SalfordCentenary"
6,639 likes, 157 comments - salford_council on April 21, 2026: "A familiar face wishing Salford a happy 100th 🎉 Thanks to award winning actor Christopher Eccleston for marking this milestone with us....
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The view from our balcony at our hotel in Nelson BC. 🇨🇦
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
One of my favourite Dr. Who quotes. We should all be kind.
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
A personal theory here but I think that things in North America took a turn for the worse when males started wearing ball caps and truckers hats in restaurants. Manners and decorum have been eroding ever since.
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Mark Kelly @markjkelly.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
This is why I found the storyline of ICE officers bringing in a detainee for medical attention on The Pitt , to be a stretch. You think Holman would be celebrating that instead of whining.
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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.
Pope Leo on an airplane, standing in the aisle, holding a baseball bat.
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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Sooooooo true!🤷‍♀️
A humorous commentary on April 1st suggesting it's the only day people critically assess online information.
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