Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 27/09/2026lol giant sloths are the reason avocados have those huge seeds, they'd swallow them whole and poop them out all over the place, win-win 030
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 16/09/2026some seriously classic pulp sci-fi in that series, lurid covers and all 150
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 16/09/2026they wisely elected P.T. Barnum mayor at one point, as well 000
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 29/08/2026ah, the smell of pre-catalytic converter exhaust 000
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 27/08/2026you bet! One gallon is now 2 quarts, by the way 001
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 25/08/2026for me, the ideas that "IQ" can be represented by a testable single number, and that heritability can be separated from educational opportunity/childhood environment and so on, make it very questionable, not to mention the racist eugenicists pushing it 1361
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 23/08/2026You fuckers made me do it. The Racist Academicals Patter Song. 12879299
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Here in Baltimore there is an outreach program called OrchKids that gives lessons in city schools, affiliated with the Baltimore Symphony, and so for years the face of it was Marin Alsop. Some teachers in it told me that several students were surprised to learn that men could be conductors too. 031
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 15/08/2026lol the British candy chapter made me laugh so hard my partner asked me if I was OK 160
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 14/08/2026lol I thought you were going to say "Georgia O'Keefe would have had a great time painting that" 130
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 10/08/2026lol I'm scared to wonder what our list of unique words says about us (mine were "drogue, chine, fantod, and muscadine") 110
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Fans in Detroit chanting -- "FREE the SQUIRrel (clap clap clapclap clap)" 1123
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 28/07/2026lol ok about 20 groundskeepers finally scooped it up with a towel 020
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 28/07/2026black squirrel just chilling on the field at the Orioles/Tigers game. It's been there at least 10 minutes and they gave up trying to shoo it off out a door 2101
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Actually in the 80s I used UNIX mainframes, during my typesetting math paper phase (to support my harpsichord and composition lesson bills lol). Got paid a lot to use TeX right when it came out (even before LaTeX, it was that long ago). 020
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 19/07/2026So it happened -- I installed a Windows partition on my Intel iMac. I've only ever used macs since the 1980s, BUT goddamn Apple and Steam conspired to make even my 2011 iMac not play Portal any more, so I had no choice. At least it wasn't a huge chore. Best game ever made. The cake is a lie. 130
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Kingdom of the Two Sicilies vs. Hanseatic League in the quarterfinal lol 030
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 04/07/2026What this country needs is a Truth and Retribution Commission. 010
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 20/06/2026omg I'm a fictional character on the Sopranos too, lol maybe the weighting is 100% does your name end in a vowel 110
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 08/06/2026was stuck behind an ice cream truck the other day which first played the Godfather theme and then O Christmas Tree, which was something. However, usually the ice cream truck drives by and I think "huh, is that song racist?" so this was better, maybe. 000
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 15/05/2026The Original Six Genders: Bruins, Black Hawks, Red Wings, Canadiens, Rangers, and Maple Leafs. 000
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Actually, I posted this years ago proving there are actually 12 genders: ball-so-hard-conservatory.tumblr.com/post/1899649...ball-so-hard-conservatory.tumblr.comBALL-SO-HARD-CONSERVATORY[pan-, poly-, bi-, non-, a-, quasi-] [tonal, sexual] pick a prefix, or several, or none 020
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 15/05/2026the six genders? Dorian, Phrygian, Lydian, Mixolydian, Aeolian, Ionian. Don't talk to me about Locrian you perverts. 1164
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 06/05/2026a classic from the 1740s: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlM_...youtube.comScylla et Glaucus, Op. 11, Act 1: Premier menuet pour la musetteYouTube video by John Eliot Gardiner - Topic 000
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 11/04/2026lol when they were renovating the Apollo control room they moved some filing cabinets and realized the carpet was actually light brown rather than dark brown 000
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 11/04/2026the modern-era NASA control room -- so many more women and not even one ashtray 260
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 09/04/2026who'd have thought that this silly post I made a year ago would actually become relevant? 140
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Symphonia Sacre is one absolute masterpiece after the next, just incredible music. 010
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 28/03/2026"In the distance, a brigade of inflatable frogs is doing warmups" a mere year ago this (beautiful, poignant) sentence would have not have been possible 0668
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 15/03/2026search your camera roll for hell --this quote from the book "Evening in the Palace of Reason" by James R. Gaines, about the intertwining lives of Frederick the Great and JS Bach, about the (insane, abusive) father of said Frederick and his first action upon taking the throne of Prussia. 001
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 08/03/2026oof, the quote where he says taking money from the endowment now is how you prevent taking money from the endowment later does not inspire confidence 150
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 25/02/2026"wizard detectives bake a cake" omg I want that book so bad, if there isn't one I'm going to have to write it aren't I? 000
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 23/02/2026well one of them joked about killing millions of people ("So long mom, I'm off to drop the bomb") and the other one actually killed millions of people 010
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Jean-Marie Leclair (late baroque composer/violinist) wrote some amazing music, here's a flute concerto (check out the chords in the slow mvt some fine dissonance). Also when he was an old man he got murdered and it was never solved. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUKy...youtube.comJean-Marie Leclair: Flute Concerto in C major, Op. 7 No. 3 – Bremer BarockorchesterYouTube video by Bremer Barockorchester 020
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Roses are for sisters, Violets are for brothers, 020
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Played a recording conducted by Otto Klemperer to my grad students, and laughed that his son Werner was an actor who played a clueless Nazi prison camp commander in a 60s TV show, Hogan's Heroes, "which was a comedy" -- they'd never heard of it and looked at me like I was insane. 030
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 11/02/2026It's always a good day in Counterpoint class to talk about 7-6 suspensions. Here is Vivaldi's annotation of a descending bass line -- you're supposed to know it takes 7-6s, but he writes them in and adds "per li coglioni", colloquial for "for the blockheads" but with a fun literal translation 031
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 09/02/2026and you can learn how to say HARD HARD HARD WHOA in Norwegian 130
Mark Janello @markjanello.bsky.social · 09/02/2026HARD HARD HARD WHOA ----- HARD HARD what a great sport 230