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markipoos2026

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Level 3 Early Years Educator | #NUFC - for better or worse ⚫️⚪️ | Once worked for a Museum and a Library. | F⬛️ck the nonce T⬛️ump and all his cronies | "What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence."

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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 17h
He's said all this before in run-ups to elections. Same playbook. Same bullshit.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-ac…
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Painful now, but you'll feel better later.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no! Anyway...
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That roller-skating tortoise is out of a job then.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who wants to be third anyway? #NUFC
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If it's a Dacia, it probably won't hurt.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Alternatively, there's the wisdom of Steve Bruce on TalkSport... ?
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My car is an Insignia. Doesn't smell the same as this stuff.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You just knew it, didn't you? #NUFC We were still very good. Much to be positive about.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
They profit from fear and loathing, so this is par for the course.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The top brass at INGSOC would have been so proud.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Logo for the Republican Party, adorned with a Trump-style wig. The trunk of the elephant is ‘a bit too close’ to the figure of a young girl.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's not really a matter of 'telling the truth', it's more like building on the evidence available and sharing the outcomes with the wider world to create even more robust explanations and discoveries. It's also a method of thinking that works. The thing that corrects science is... more science.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My dad decided to end it all today. He was 90. He used to love it when I took him out around Northumberland. Don't know why I posted this here, just cathartic I guess. He was always going to have the final say about how he was going to go. Dreaded hospitals. Rest easy, fella.
Dad overlooking Kielder Water in Northumberland back in March 2026.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ever watch 'The Truman Show'? They'd drop in corny ads while in the middle of talking to Truman. Tramp is doing exactly this right now.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Who knows? This new incarnation of #NUFC could surpass all our hopes and expectations. But probably not immediately. .
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Re Infant-ino, keep hammering at that greedy smug twat until he fecks off for good. #uefa #fifa
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Howe remains a fully-fledged legend. There were some great times. And we finally got a pot. Thanks for everything Eddie. It was a pleasure to see. So, where do we go from here? #NUFC
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Seen what Wes Streeting is saying? You won’t like it.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
RETURN. THE. MAP.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
#NUFC really were going to the wall in the early 90s. I remember standing on the steps of a foggy Oxford United, seeing us hammered 5-2 and staring relegation to the third tier in the face. And then, he came... and everything was transformed. Mr Keegan, sir, thank you for everything. What a time.
King Kevin Keegan, who died today - Mon 20 July, 2026.
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Sam-I-Am @slduk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
😂
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Same as it ever was, eh? Over to you, Spain. 🇪🇸 #England
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
There is ALT text there.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
From a #NUFC forum. Hat tip to the OP.
Just to put things into perspective: we, like almost every other club in the world, have been getting gazumped for players for decades. This is not new, and it certainly is not a uniquely Newcastle problem. It is simply the transfer market.

Fifteen or twenty years ago, a throwaway line in The Chronicle "Emerton on Toon radar" might have filled a few column inches. Now it becomes a month's worth of material for some wanker of a content creator, or for the likes of talkSPORT, because every rumour has to be stretched, recycled and milked to fill hundreds of hours of content and remain relevant to the algorithm.

Then you have people like Romano, whose entire operation appears designed to generate money and leverage for agents, players and clubs. It is a cyclical, self-sustaining and avaricious monster: the constant demand for 24-hour headlines, content creators desperate to remain relevant, grifters taking backhanders to inflate fees or unsettle players, and an audience conditioned to expect a fresh dopamine hit every few hours.

The reactions I have seen on here are testament to all of that. They have been disproportionate, catastrophising and, frankly, quite childish Regulate your emotions. None of this is new. You are allowing yourselves to be whipped into a frenzy by people who profit from your agitation.

Do not let them.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Is there an original source for this quote?
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
#worldcup
Barry The Baptist from Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels movie with the World Cup 'Hydration Break' caption.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Some of these comments are giving me diabetes.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
This sums it up... www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr1I...
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Tim Minchin - The Good Book (Live)
YouTube video by QueenSlartibartfast
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Rod, Jane and Freddy, from the popular TV show 'Rainbow', have withdrawn from performing at the Freedom 250 concert.
Rod, Jane and Freddy, from the popular TV show 'Rainbow', have withdrawn from performing at the Freedom 250 concert.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Is that it? Is this stupid season finally over!? Just hope that fewer games next season does us some good. #NUFC
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂
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Brexit Bin 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 @brexitbin.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
All together now! ... "But Nige did take five million quid, and Nige would take five million more!" 💥💥💥 #RefUKkers
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Yep, I heard it too. Raised an eyebrow! 😁
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H3th375 @heth1.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
All these fake assassination attempts in the US are making me question the Farage milkshakings.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Aye.
Comedian Michelle Wolf's joke at the 2018 WHCD resonates more today: "I think what no one in this room wants to admit is that Trump has helped all of you. He couldn't sell stakes or vodka or water or college or ties or Eric, but he has helped you. He's helped you sell your papers and your books and your TV. You helped create this monster, and now you're profiting off of him."
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Remember the days when we'd get pics of the team in the dressing room after a match? Why did they do that again? I've forgotten... #NUFC
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Too depressing, innit. #NUFC
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I've signed, and so should you.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I remember when the support of the US administration might have counted for something. Now it’s political poison. And it’s all their fault. Here’s hoping that poison spreads to Putin, Farage & co.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Bring back the international break! I was enjoying it! #NUFC
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Gotcha... but no edit button! 😆
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I do know what's happening right now. He's just issued himself another 2-week excuse.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
TACO strikes again.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I just want one whole, orange person to die tonight. My ambitions are modest.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Love the Moon mission - stayed up late listening to the comms. Love the descriptions of the terminator, the colours, moon dust etc. Don't love Victor Glover's proselytising. "There are no atheists in rockets"... John Young, William Anders, Christer Fuglesang, Gherman Titov...
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Is Bluesky dying?
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That Would Be An Ecumenical Matter Ecumenical GIF
Alt: GIF of scene on Father Ted - That would be an ecumenical matter.
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