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Level 3 Early Years Educator | #NUFC - for better or worse ⚫️⚪️ | Once worked for a Museum and a Library. | F⬛️ck the nonce T⬛️ump and all his cronies | "What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence."

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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Logo for the Republican Party, adorned with a Trump-style wig. The trunk of the elephant is ‘a bit too close’ to the figure of a young girl.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My dad decided to end it all today. He was 90. He used to love it when I took him out around Northumberland. Don't know why I posted this here, just cathartic I guess. He was always going to have the final say about how he was going to go. Dreaded hospitals. Rest easy, fella.
Dad overlooking Kielder Water in Northumberland back in March 2026.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
#NUFC really were going to the wall in the early 90s. I remember standing on the steps of a foggy Oxford United, seeing us hammered 5-2 and staring relegation to the third tier in the face. And then, he came... and everything was transformed. Mr Keegan, sir, thank you for everything. What a time.
King Kevin Keegan, who died today - Mon 20 July, 2026.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
From a #NUFC forum. Hat tip to the OP.
Just to put things into perspective: we, like almost every other club in the world, have been getting gazumped for players for decades. This is not new, and it certainly is not a uniquely Newcastle problem. It is simply the transfer market.

Fifteen or twenty years ago, a throwaway line in The Chronicle "Emerton on Toon radar" might have filled a few column inches. Now it becomes a month's worth of material for some wanker of a content creator, or for the likes of talkSPORT, because every rumour has to be stretched, recycled and milked to fill hundreds of hours of content and remain relevant to the algorithm.

Then you have people like Romano, whose entire operation appears designed to generate money and leverage for agents, players and clubs. It is a cyclical, self-sustaining and avaricious monster: the constant demand for 24-hour headlines, content creators desperate to remain relevant, grifters taking backhanders to inflate fees or unsettle players, and an audience conditioned to expect a fresh dopamine hit every few hours.

The reactions I have seen on here are testament to all of that. They have been disproportionate, catastrophising and, frankly, quite childish Regulate your emotions. None of this is new. You are allowing yourselves to be whipped into a frenzy by people who profit from your agitation.

Do not let them.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
#worldcup
Barry The Baptist from Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels movie with the World Cup 'Hydration Break' caption.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Rod, Jane and Freddy, from the popular TV show 'Rainbow', have withdrawn from performing at the Freedom 250 concert.
Rod, Jane and Freddy, from the popular TV show 'Rainbow', have withdrawn from performing at the Freedom 250 concert.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Aye.
Comedian Michelle Wolf's joke at the 2018 WHCD resonates more today: "I think what no one in this room wants to admit is that Trump has helped all of you. He couldn't sell stakes or vodka or water or college or ties or Eric, but he has helped you. He's helped you sell your papers and your books and your TV. You helped create this monster, and now you're profiting off of him."
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
mf sounds like an ayatollah.
Post from President Tramp: 

Remember when I gave Iran ten days to MAKE A DEAL or OPEN UP THE HORMUZ STRAIT. Time is running out - 48 hours before all Hell will reign down on them. Glory be to GOD! President DONALD J. TRUMP (April 04, 2026 at 3.05 PM)
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
That’s home. That’s us. #NASA #Sagan #ArtemisII
View of Earth, with West Africa and Iberian Peninsula visible, taken on board Artemis II on the way to the Moon.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
How about a spoiler alert next time, you bastards?
TV guide entry: 9.00  The Bible - Jesus is crucified. Last in the series.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
All together now...
Black and white rebus based on the lyric 'Take me home country road', in which Trump is strategically inserted.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Is it too late? www.theguardian.com/global/comme...
"Since Donald Trump returned to the White House, American political life has taken on a familiar rhythm. Each week brings another court ruling framed as a breaking point, another election cast as the last real one, another executive order described as the moment it all finally tips over the edge, another person murdered by a government that's finally gone too far. Democratic party fundraising emails promise to "save the Republic". Commentators warn that the guardrails are giving way.
Anxious citizens refresh their screens, waiting for the collapse of American democracy.
This state of permanent panic rests on what Sigmund Freud called an illusion: a belief embraced not because it reflects reality, but because it satisfies a psychological need. The illusion in this case is that the United States still has a democracy to lose. The more unsettling truth is that Americans are not living under threat of future democratic breakdown; we are living inside the aftermath of one that has already occurred."
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I did a lol.
Host of Flying Pig United YouTube channel suddenly realises, via Osula's worldie, that playing against 10-man #NUFC wasn't as easy as he thought it would be.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Posted without comment. (Apart from some stifled giggling.)
BBC Sport screenshot of the breaking news- Man United sack Reuben Amorim.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
You can watch the 'banned' 60 Minutes section about CECOT here: www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-... . I've also added ALT text to these images summarising the content, in case the link no longer works at some point. #CECOT #ICE #60Minutes
Deportees thought they were en route to Venezuela, but then saw hundreds of police on tarmac. They were shackled, paraded before cameras and delivered to CECOT

Upon arrival, CECOT director told prisoners that they’d never see the light of day (or night) again. “Welcome to hell, I’ll make sure you’ll never leave.” Prisoners believed they’d die there - they thought they were already the living dead. 

Hands and feet tied, forced to their knees, heads shaved. “Blood everywhere, screams, people crying - they couldn’t take it, urinating and vomiting on themselves. Forced into prolonged stress positions. 

Guards savagely beat prisoners with their fists and batons. “Four guards grabbed me, beat me until I bled, to the point of agony. Forced my face to the wall. I lost teeth.”

CECOT is source of pride for El Salvadorian government. Social media personalities invited to tour it. (Plenty of videos out there under ‘tour of CECOT’). 

Cramped cells, metal bunks stacked four-high. No mattresses or sheets. No access to outdoors and no contact with relatives. UN confirmed that CECOT was below minimum standard for incarceration. 

Trump on record for expressing admiration for El Salvador’s prison system during meeting with El Salvador’s president at the White House. US administration publicly labels these migrants as all forms of ‘monsters’. US accused of making an example out of these people, sending a message across Latin America to stop coming to the US. 

Report from ‘Human Rights Watch’ concluded that systematic torture and other abuses existed in CECOT and that almost half of the Venezuelans sent there had no criminal history. 

Only 8 prisoners had actually been convicted of a violent or potentially violent offence (sourced from databases in all 50 US states [provided by ICE] and records held in Venezuela.) US considers anyone crossing border illegally as criminal, but attorneys say that flawed points-based criteria is being used to justify deportations. A cut-off of 8 points is enough for deportation. Tattoos that officers suspected were gang-related got 4 points straight away. 

Criminologists have said that tattoos are not a reliable way to identify gang members. Some gangs do not use tattoos to signal membership. 

Detainees spoke of ‘The Island’, a room with no windows, light, ventilation or furniture - just a sealed, dark, concrete cell. Beatings took place every half-hour. Door was regularly pounded with batons to traumatise those therein. People were held in there for days, regularly beaten. 

Sexual assault by guards common. Genitalia ‘tugged by hand’. Prisoners weakened. Lights left on 24 hours a day. Food and medicine often withheld. No access to clean water - that used for toilets and bath was same they had to drink. 

Those injured from beatings and torture were told that drinking said water would heal them. “The sicker and more injured we were, the better it was for the guards”. 

Noem toured the prison, didn’t speak to any detainees. In her own video, the prisoners filmed behind her were local detainees that had been there for years - not Venezuelans. 

Social Media videos touring CECOT showed images of ‘The Island’, backing up claims of former detainees - also armouries of weapons used against them. 

In one video, a warden confirmed lights were on all the time, indicating pride around the suffering and poor conditions - all prohibited by UN standards. 

DHS declined interviews and referred questions about CECOT to El Salvador’s government, who never responds. US administration forming further deals to offload deportees to South Sudan and Uganda, also notorious for human rights violations and torture of prisoners.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Tom from 'Tom and Jerry' creeping through a door wearing an FBI hat.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Can someone forward this to Mr Bruce? #NUFC
Lidl recruitment poster, with a lamp post obscuring the 'f' in "We're hiring shift managers".
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Seems legit. Stay vigilant out there.
Indication that this account was only created within an hour of this message being received. False Bluesky Admin account in an attempt at phishing, warning that my account will be banned within 24 hours if I don't click on the suspicious link. Also, terrible writing style and grammar.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Palace fan on BBC's Have Your Say, who isn't very up to date with recent decades. Or mathematics in general. (FYI - #NUFC have been in the Premier League for 31 seasons out of its 34-season existence. Palace's total is 17.)
Crystal Palace fan commenting on a BBC Sport page: "Newcastle have spent more time in the Championship than the PL in recent decades." Which is very much incorrect.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
What is this non-story? It doesn’t bother me that players want to keep their options open in the long term. Is this player currently performing to expectations? He’s exceeded them in my opinion. Has he downed tools in a sulk? Hardly. Crap journalism all round. #NUFC
Headline in the I newspaper - “Tonali’s stance on his future won’t impress Toon faithful.”
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Red State IQ shocker.
News item suggesting that people in Kentucky got angry that they couldn't vote for the Mayor of New York or the Governor of Virginia.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Rinse and repeat.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
From 'Fatherland' by Robert Harris. I recognise ICE in this, and what Reform and the Tories will try and do, given the chance.
Excerpt from 'Fatherland' by Robert Harris, with highlighted section:

"Instead, the swampy frontiers of the German race were patrolled by those less confident of their blood-worthiness. Insecurity breeds good border guards. The knock-kneed Franconian schoolmaster, ridiculous in his Lederhosen; the Bavarian shopkeeper with his pebble glasses; the red-haired Thuringian accountant with a nervous tic and a predilection for the younger members of the Hitler Youth; the lame and the ugly, the runts of the national litter - these were the loudest defenders of the Volk."
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
My first #NUFC match I attended was a 2-1 victory over Leicester at SJP on 30th November, 1985. There was snow all over the Gallowgate, resulting in the biggest snowball fight I've ever seen. Jeff Clarke and Peter Beardsley scored for us. Only 17,300 in attendance. Willie McFaul was the boss. RIP.
Old Panini sticker for ex-Newcastle United manager Willie McFaul, who died today.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Donald Trump, and all his pig-ignorant cronies, can fuck right off. Don’t lecture the world on how to live when your own miserable, grifting, destruction-loving lives are so full of shit. Don't usually use this sort of language on posts, but I can't stand the orange nazi twat.
A digestive system with a Trump-style toupée and his mouth as the rectum.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
There we are… an actual signing. Feels much better than baseless rumours and clickbait. Wishing Anthony all the best #NUFC
Elanga signs for NUFC - official.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Meme pic of a vampire-type man laughing at the Arsenal FC logo.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Pretty good when you look at it like this. Chelsea can still do the double over us (only Fulham have done that so far), we can still do the double over Arsenal (along with only Bournemouth) and we can get 4 points from Everton too. My brain hurts now. #NUFC
Pie Chart showing the percentage of NUFC's results against other Premier League teams
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Pneumonia takes time to recover from. And you can only do that as quickly as possible with complete rest and separation from stress. Which is what I trust he's getting in abundance. When he returns, it'll be when he's fully fit to successfully continue what is a very demanding role. #NUFC
Pic of Eddie Howe holding the Carabao Cup at Wembley.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Not yet ready to stop buzzing about this. #NUFC
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Not a bad night out on the Toon! At last... a cup in my lifetime. Well done to all - and look at the teams we had to beat to get this far! Now go get UCL... #NUFC
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Know what I mean mate…?
One-eyed cocker spaniel with tongue hanging out.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
UK version of Google Maps and the madness of following the fat orange mess. This seems to be a priority for the White House.
UK version of Google Maps showing the Gulf of Mexico, with 'Gulf of America' added in brackets after.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Comment not required.
Set of intestines made to look like Trump talking out of his arse.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Nice dendritic ice crystal growth on the roof of my car this morning. Must have been colder than I realised.
Dendritic ice crystal growth on the roof of my car.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Someone's AI bot page is very much broken. #NUFC
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Pic of Snoop Dogg and Donnie Tramp shaking hands, with the title 'LAP DOGG'
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
So drink it in you Mags... last 6 PL games, won the bloody lot, scored 18 goals and conceded just one. Holy shit. Plenty of other fun stats to pick out of there if you look closely (Spurs, Man U, Everton etc...!) #NUFC
Table depicting all PL clubs last 6 games.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Imagine going back to your late-November 2024 self and saying that #NUFC would be 4th and 2-0 up in a semi-final after an incredible run of wins. Yet here we are! Also the official Wolves Bluesky account deleted this - was harsh on them mind!
Deleted post from Wolves official Bluesky account: "Santiago Bueno's goal had been called back. Apparently Tonali pulling his arm up constitutes a handball. Newcastle seemingly has
12 players out there."
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I suppose that most people are basing this on relative expectation levels, but surely waiting 70 years for one pot to come along is enough of a need?! (From BBC Sport) #NUFC
Poll - Which managers and club need a trophy the most? Currently; Arteta and Arsenal 51%, Postecoglou and Spurs 34%, Howe and Newcastle 15%
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
A month ago, we were 12th in this form table with a negative goal difference. #NUFC
PL Form table - last 6 games, as of 14:45, Sat 4 January 2025
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Cousin's doggo lost an eye recently, but still a happy fur ball. Similar age.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
SCIENCE!
Sign on roadside reads - I before E except after C disproved by SCIENCE.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Overall we're a bit mid right now, but they showed real fight against a very good #LFC team. Need to show the same against the sides around and below us. #NUFC
PL Form table after match 14
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Some fun with the digital microscope today.
Bubbles at 500x magnification.Two insects caught in a web, 300x magnification. Flower, 500x magnification.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Hoping we get a reasonably-sized win tonight, 2-0+ or something. We could be 3rd in this form table. More importantly, we'd be 2 points of 2nd place in the real table! #NUFC
Premier League form table - last 6 games
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Someone needs to find out which goal these teams are attacking.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
That's me in the corner... Mirandinha's debut, September 1987. I was only 14!
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I asked AI to produce a map of the Berlin Wall through the centre of the city, and it beefed up this drivel. I especially like 'Cockpoint Berlin'.
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markipoos2026 @markipoos2024.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
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