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MarkGamed

@markgamed.bsky.social
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expert at misusing programming languages my opinions on AI align with ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-fuck…

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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HOOOOOOOOLYYYYY SHIT
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
now watching
Theater sign for “Jet Lag: The Game Japanorama Finale”
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
im always scared to post stuff to bluesky because then you all have to deal with me
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the jam may be over but that doesn’t stop me from making spaghetti
spaghetti boiling in a pot
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Cublex @cublex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a cerebral tetris-like that's all about going quickly. imagine Rally 8P from Tetris Friends, and give it some more edge and a randomizer that isn't afraid to be ridiculous. you certainly get the tools to manage it
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
IM SORRY I DIDNT TEST IT
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
proud to announce my #fallingblockjam game is out!! I rushed the hell out of this and I’m sorry about how rough around the edges it is but I promise I will make it better eventually. see you in 2027 when I make a game that gets me put on trial for my puzzle crimes markgamed.itch.io/aquosia
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aquoʒia by MarkGamed
bubble-based stacker
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you think you’re ready for a game jam and then you’re sitting there figuring out how to add control remapping to your ever growing house of cards. and the game’s due in ten hours
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh that's satisfying. good news is i've got the basic menu system and level loading complete. my immediate concerns are the courses and control rebinding, then after that i will spend the rest of the time making it as good as i can. which likely will not be much but i'm trying my hardest here ok
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ranatalus @ranatalus.ddrextre.me · 25/09/2026
please play big walk find a group that you know will play consistently and do it doesn’t matter if it’s 10 other people or only 2 it is such beautiful and pure fun
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
guess who just discovered the concept of having two spritesheets. and also better gameplay
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
okay i am slightly stressed about the looming #fallingblockjam deadline but the gameplay is now fully working. i now have 3 days to fix up the graphics, design stages, and make menus might experiment with making bubble remainders collapse into 1x1 pieces & not clear? but other than that im happy
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh god there’s three days left and i just now got the entirety of the basic gameplay working aaaaaaa #fallingblockjam
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i might remove one of the rotation buttons because having 4 buttons is probably a bit cognitively straining. either that or i'm not used to them because i invented these controls 2 seconds ago
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh we can do some real gaming with this #fallingblockjam
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
FOOBAW
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
definitely am not procrastinating on the #fallingblockjam this year no sirree
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
5:44 PM
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Nebula @nebula.tv · 18/09/2026
Ready or not, here comes the Japanorama finale.
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“wasn’t on my bingo card” has become one of my favourite phrases as of late. it’s my equivalent of “oh, cool. anyway” when i just find something out
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
real quick, can they bring me the head of whoever updated chrome on iOS to put an Ask Gemini button where the back button (by far my most commonly used button) was?
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
just lost 12-14 at a game of Mario Super Sluggers. real baseball WISHES it would be this good
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
matches are FT9
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
re steam machine price, i genuinely do not care enough to be mad at valve in any major capacity when the real course of action is to finally end Sam Altman and the entire AI industry once and for all
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i had the opportunity to play this in person and you all need to hop on this game. it’s so funny getting heated over colours
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I need to clarify that this game is really fucking good and everyone needs to play it the puzzle just gave me war flashbacks
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
artistic rendition of me walking into one specific lategame Big Walk puzzle
drawing of one of the characters from Big Walk, with an arrow pointing to them that says <- "I'M OUT!" 1.3 SECONDS
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
is this why you kept opening and closing the demo about once every two minutes earlier tonight
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 30/08/2026
background radiation on the internet people.kernel.org/monsieuricon...
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Creepy crawlies
You've probably heard me complain about the "AI crawlers" before, but now I actually have some hard numbers I can put up to show their im...
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
red bull just be doing anything. they’re selling red bull-based drinks at McDonald’s now. sure whatever
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
it’s fun
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this wave of AI has legitimately killed a huge part of what I loved about seeing stuff online, what I loved about being an educator, and what I loved about sharing my own work I just don't feel like doing it anymore
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Cublex @cublex.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
THE CREW!!! #cbxdaily
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
they’ve already come for Canada. every day we try to hide from Quebec. it’s only a matter of time
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You’ve gotta run dude what if the French see this
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I bet it feels really good to bite into a baguette like it’s a big breadstick
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
(checks notes) I think this legally qualifies as doomed yuri?
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
it’s so funny that XML is a completely reasonable format on its own but every single usage of it adds its own crimes so that none of them ever feel good
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Big Walk is the greatest co-op videogame ever made and I’m completely serious
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
i’m sorry are those the TGM3 profile decorations
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Readers added context:
15. A firm’s commercial advertising, displayed on billboards, on signs or posters or on any other medium having an area of 16 m^2 or more and visible from any public highway within the meaning of section 4 of the Highway Safety Code (chapter C-24.2), must be exclusively in French unless the advertising is displayed on the very premises of an establishment of the firm.

O.C. 1756-93, s. 15.
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
FUN FACT: Under O.C. 1756-93, s. 15. for C-11, not knowing French gives you built-in adblock when driving on Quebec highways
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The horrors.
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
🦊 << them
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Big Walk might be game of the year
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
they trapped lucario in the soder
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
not sure if anyone who follows me isn’t aware of this saga but this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year. there are real people getting angry over the equivalent of a poster that tells you how to destroy files
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
sounds like the name of a lumines skin
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
redeeming myself. intentionally topped out at 900k
photo of an Atari Tetris arcade cabinet, in which I have the high score of 904,750 points
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
DUDE THEY ANNOUNCED PARTY HOUSE THE BOARD GAME TOO WE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY
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