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@markgamed.bsky.social
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expert at misusing programming languages my opinions on AI align with ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-fuck…

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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 13h
<- “I’M IN” 1.3 seconds
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
now watching
Theater sign for “Jet Lag: The Game Japanorama Finale”
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the jam may be over but that doesn’t stop me from making spaghetti
spaghetti boiling in a pot
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh that's satisfying. good news is i've got the basic menu system and level loading complete. my immediate concerns are the courses and control rebinding, then after that i will spend the rest of the time making it as good as i can. which likely will not be much but i'm trying my hardest here ok
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
guess who just discovered the concept of having two spritesheets. and also better gameplay
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
okay i am slightly stressed about the looming #fallingblockjam deadline but the gameplay is now fully working. i now have 3 days to fix up the graphics, design stages, and make menus might experiment with making bubble remainders collapse into 1x1 pieces & not clear? but other than that im happy
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh god there’s three days left and i just now got the entirety of the basic gameplay working aaaaaaa #fallingblockjam
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh we can do some real gaming with this #fallingblockjam
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
definitely am not procrastinating on the #fallingblockjam this year no sirree
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
artistic rendition of me walking into one specific lategame Big Walk puzzle
drawing of one of the characters from Big Walk, with an arrow pointing to them that says <- "I'M OUT!" 1.3 SECONDS
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Readers added context:
15. A firm’s commercial advertising, displayed on billboards, on signs or posters or on any other medium having an area of 16 m^2 or more and visible from any public highway within the meaning of section 4 of the Highway Safety Code (chapter C-24.2), must be exclusively in French unless the advertising is displayed on the very premises of an establishment of the firm.

O.C. 1756-93, s. 15.
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
redeeming myself. intentionally topped out at 900k
photo of an Atari Tetris arcade cabinet, in which I have the high score of 904,750 points
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i’m so ready
wheel picker that alternates between “normal game” and “evil game”
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It’s fucking June man. Why are there AI generated flyers at Best Buy. Why are there AI generated restaurant menus. Who at Rogers wanted the AI “art” exhibition. What happened to the human spirit. I’m so sick of this shit
flyer at Best Buy for “Doughnuts for a Greater Cause”, a charity donut sale. the entire poster is AI generatedrestaurant menu for “Match Day Specials” for the World Cup. again, fully AI generatedwebsite screenshot for “AiRTIFICIAL Visions”, an AI “art” exhibition. i have never felt physical pain from a website before and yet here we are
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
unfortunately for you,
MarkGamed posted on 2024-02-25: “just fucking lost it at the idea of ‘doing’ being pronounced like ‘boing’”
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
you’re not gonna believe how big of a sigh i took when writing this post
screenshot of Google search results. i have searched for “lamenting definition”, and am presented with an AI overview of the definition (not what I want) immediately followed by Merriam-Webster defining the word (what I want).
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
wonder what the mystery game is
picture of a small black bar in front of what is clearly an elephant, captioned “Guess this animal”
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
speed, wells, holes, level, random
PLAY DATA screen from a TGM3 run, featuring a coloured pentagonal graph not unlike the Groove Radar
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
for legal reasons this is a joke. for illegal reasons here you go
T = Tetris Effect Master mode best lines
q = 1/(1 + e^(10-(T/1000)))
G1 = TGM1 best grade, as amount of grades above 9
G2 = TGM2 best Master grade, as amount of grades above 9
G3c = TGM3 qualified Master grade in Classic Rule, as calculated previously
G3w = TGM3 qualified Master grade in World Rule
G3 = 3/4 * max(G3c, G3w) + 1/4 * min(G3c, G3w)
G4s = TGM4 best Master grade in Standard Rule, except all grades after GM Rounds are worth 1/14 more than the previous instead
G4t = TGM4 best Master grade in TGM Rule, as calculated previously
G4 = 3/4 * max(G4s, G4t) + 1/4 * min(G4s, G4t)
Mn = Maximum possible value of Gn under prior definitions
N = NES Tetris best score under tournament rules

skill = ((1-q)(T/1000) + q * sqrt(T/10000)) + (sum n=1 to 4)(((Gn/Mn)^2)/4) + min(sqrt(N/100000), 1.1)/(1+e^(3-(N/200000)))
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I have made the most threatening lever known to the server
lever next to a sign in front of a display board. display board reads “UNIT SYSTEM: METRIC”. sign next to lever reads “Pull lever to switch between unit systems”
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
counterpoint
box for “Monopoly: Longest Game Ever”, tagline “and you thought the original took forever!”
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
i’m out here at the letters store, they got some top secret illegal letters if you ask the employees nicely
framed ampersand
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
damn they got heat at the thrift store
blue shirt that reads “LATS, GLUTES, BICEPS, TRICEPS, QUADS” with the first letter of each of those words coloured red, orange, yellow, green, and blue respectively
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
they call it a torikan because I torikan’t deal with this
game of TGM3 Shirase on an arcade machine, having  ended at level 500 with a time of 3:03.03 (exactly 0.03 seconds too slow to continue)

I’M NOT THAT SLOW NORMALLY I AM JUST RUSTY ON STICK I PROMISE
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
IT'S SO UNFAIR
chart showing the luck calendar, arranged by month and day, coloured by rank
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
some of y’all already know this but I figured I should say it: yesterday I went to the canadian red bull tetris finals and WON IT BABYYYYY I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE IT
me, on stage, holding up a novelty giant plane ticket for the “RED BULL TETRIS CANADIAN CHAMPION” to Dubai
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
they don’t give a shit about how good it is already, they’re adding AI to it whether it improves the experience or not
product photo of the Logitech AI Mouse (WHICH ACTUALLY EXISTS!) featuring a dedicated ChatGPT button, amongst other strange AI-adjacent features including their own proprietary “prompt builder”
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
forgot to actually post about this whoops. i've released my entry to the #FallingBlockJam, in which I believe I have incurred the wrath of God for my crimes. introducing Project Omni, the *other* kind of game jam: itch.io/jam/falling-...
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
three
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
you can swallow 27,412,280 copies of the entire memory of the Apollo guidance computer in just one bite? finally, an easy way to do that
picture of the Wikipedia article for the Apollo Guidance Computer, which has (36864 ROM + 2048 RAM) words of memory at 15 bits per word. this is then calculated to be equal to 72,960 bytes of memory by a handwritten calculation on the image.

(2 TB / 72960 bytes = 27.41 million)
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
yoooo did anyone see the new balatro update this month
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
you simply have to lock in
picture of an atari tetris cabinet, showing the high score list, in which I just got the 1st place score of 555,886 points
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
actually i took this a while ago but never posted it here. opinions on this photo i took with my phone with no precedent for photography
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
edited photo of a store display completely full of red coins. signs read "GRANT ORDERED TOO MANY RED COINS SALE" and "BUY 1 GET 7 FREE, $1.99"
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
i think my dryer is experiencing time dilation
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
edited twitter screenshot. "my friends in the front of the car: "hey man you good?" / me in the back off the FLIPNIC perc:". the image attached is a picture of the spider crab from said game, with the contrast increased so hard it's just black and white
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
i can see myself getting used to it, but what’s up with the code block formatting colours? at least for me I can barely tell some of them apart on certain themes
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
flaming text “GameHouse Typo”
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Could be worse
“1x1 sudoku”: a single box with the number 1 in it
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
“why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?”
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
tumblr post from prthedisaster:
picture of google search history with the entries “tarot booster pack”, “tarot current meta”, “tarot best deck compositions”, “tarot banned cards”

reply from dotbalancer:
“meta players ruin casual. i swear to fucking god if i go into a psychic booth and they pull out 48 magicians one more time i will start a riot”
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
i’m not even joking this is my 3ds boot screen
modified picture of Balatro gameplay shown on a 3ds
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
okay there we go figured it out
Graph with a horizontal axis of "similarity to actual gambling (%)" and a vertical axis of "age rating (years)".

It starts off at around 4y at 0%, peaking sharply at 18y at 40%, nosediving to 2y at 60%, and rising again to 12y at 100%.

Points are on the graph: Super Mario 64 DS at (10%, 5y), Balatro and Luck Be a Landlord at (40%, 18y), FIFA at (75%, 3y), and actual poker games at (100%, 12y).
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
i have a theory
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
tetrachroma 100% achievements! good game go play it right now
Steam page for Tetrachroma, showing 58/58 achievements
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
Wow that is only barely a six-digit number
Celebrating 10M users: #991,078 (First 10%, joined Sep 13, 2023)
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MarkGamed @markgamed.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
A screenshot of the Steam page for 4D Golf, of which the description reads:
"Explore higher dimensions... with golf! Conquer mind-bending challenges, design your own 4D courses, and unlock new worlds and accessories as you golf your way through the 4th dimension and beyond!"
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