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Mark Hartig

@markfsu.bsky.social
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🦅Former State Prosecutor and Current Professional Liability Civil Defense Attorney |🧐| Tampa, Florida #FSU #Noles | Wishing Everyone Has a Natalie as a Fellow Traveler in Their Life |

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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 9h
I don’t know the context of this post, but I know it’s absolutely true.
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MJ @bstnboy.bsky.social · 20h
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 11h
Joke's on the IRGC. Americans don't read. They need to stick to Lego videos on TikTok.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When does Sam Altman rename his company OpenSI and then change all the signs, filings, etc.?
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Homeless vets just need to fire up their 5G connected iPads to get telehealth mental health services, and then stroll over their local CVS to buy their meds. Problem solved.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Darlene Graham only up by one point in a Trafalgar poll??? 🤔
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#ETTD alert, Tennessee's QB just got hurt.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Good Morning! Get your day started with a nice story.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Defeat Roger Marshall
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Love.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is quite the reveal. Under Sean Duffy’s leadership all pilots, flight attendants and air traffic controllers are now furries.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@davidjolly.bsky.social you should run an add on Fox News in the DC area that shows that Byron is scrubbing Trump from his website because he knows how toxic he is.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fire Todd Bowles. It just gets slightly worse every year. Baker has played poorly since his 3 year extension.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is the New York Jets I know. Choking a 10 point 4th quarter lead, and then getting the ball first in OT and going completely backwards. #Jets
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Coming to a precinct near you in November!
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OMG. 👀 We may lose this game by 20, but I cannot understand how we can be so bad, but have the athletes to play Alabama so well last season and this season. Like, what?? #FSU #NOLES
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
STOP THE COUNT! #FSU #NOLES
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look at this cat acting all casual like he didn’t just break a plate. #caturday
He thinks we don’t know what happened. But he’s wrong.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
To be honest, I love this for them. The royals sucked up to our criminal administration to buy off all their sins. And now in their time of need, he’s given them the middle finger. 🖕
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bravery in action.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Looks like it's time for Joe and Mika to go back down to Mar-a-Lago to suck up to the traitor again!
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Is our long national nightmare about to be over? #FSU #Noles www.espn.com/college-foot...
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FSU fires AD Michael Alford amid looming football questions
Florida State fired athletic director Michael Alford on Monday as the Seminoles grapple with looming decisions about their football program.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ooof. Poor Texas, just got the Cruz jinx.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Da fuq?
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today is the day that we remember all the victims and heroes of September 11th. But I can’t help to think about how we’ve not learned the lessons of September 11th after all these years.
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Paul @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I would be so embarrassed to film and release this.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Golden Age of America
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LifuX @lifux.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is why the internet was invented... #LifuX #Dogs #Dogsofbluesky
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is why it is good to be God. You get credit for anything good, but no blame for anything bad. It's a great gig if you can get it.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The constant slander of The Trump Vaccine created by his Glorious Operation Warp Speed is sickening.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You got to hide yo wife and yo kids from Tesla's Cybercab if you want to keep them safe, because there's going to be all sorts of crashes going on up in them.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Will the legacy media talk about this or nah?
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pretty spot on for me. Born in NYC but grew up in Miami.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Seems bad. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/01/b...
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Global Bond Sell-Off Puts Investors on Edge (Gift Article)
Government borrowing costs are hitting multi-decade highs around the world, reflecting anxiety about debt levels, deficits and inflation.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Even the Florida GOP candidates have done a complete heel turn on data centers. Hopefully Donalds and Moody will be constantly asked why do they now want to make Florida backwards and poor?
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I feel the same way. The message has to be if you want any check on Trump’s lawlessness you need to elect a democratic Congress.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 29/08/2026
Looks like RFK Jr. can finally join the FBI
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I don't have sons, but I think the solution to male loneliness would be to be nice and listen to women and hear what they say. Being self deprecating at times is good too. Funny goes a long way. You don't even have to be that good looking. Most just don't want guys to be brooding jerks.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Didn't the monarchies of Europe do this around the world, making deals with autocrats, privatizing other people's resources that led to centuries of colonization, many wars and the impoverishing the locals? Cool.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"We" lol
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I feel like I am the small minority here that actually likes the Discover page and finding new accounts to follow. Like Cats of Antifa.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think this is why Casey didn't run. Maybe not the main reason, as she wouldn't have been endorsed by Trump, but she thought this would just go away.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So which maga cultists in Congress will be the first to be sporting a Lake America hat?
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is such odd framing to me. She barely won. She was Trump's hand picked candidate he personally stumped for. It's not like he sent a random boilerplate tweet. Trump went all in for her and she only won by a few of points. This shows me he's becoming very weak. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/26/u...
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Even as Trump’s Standing Slips, He Slingshots Darline Graham to Victory (Gift Article)
After facing low approval ratings and endorsement setbacks, the president made a show of force in lifting Darline Graham to the Republican nomination for Senate in South Carolina.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sad news. What a legend and wonderful human being. #RIP
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Debbie Dingell with the KO Punch!
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Boxing Referee's Oooo Ooowee Reaction
ALT: Boxing Referee's Oooo Ooowee Reaction
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
People rightly dunking on the comparison, like yeah machines can do things people can not; but I think this is scary AF and am visualizing these things chasing people like in I Robot.
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Mark Hartig @markfsu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I don't know why, but I find these AI cat jazz videos mesmerizing. #caturday www.youtube.com/live/DkUUs3z...
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🔴 Cozy Jazz Café Evenings ☕🎷 Smooth Jazz, Candlelight & Timeless Vibes | Jazz Meowlody
YouTube video by Jazz Meowlody
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