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That's a horrible challenge by Kirk. 1st inning. 0-0 count. Nobody on base. What are you doing, man? Don't care if you're right, you can't be doing that.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Pitcher Clearly Ate Rosin Bag

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I thought they were Irish possums

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You can't just choose happiness like that. That's cheating.

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Letting all the neighborhood cats in to hit the bong and munch on sweet chili heat doritos

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I'm grateful to live in a universe with Alejandro Kirk stealing bases

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Every toilet has a bidet so long as you stay seated when you flush

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

13 man bullpen no starters, let's roll

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Vladdy, just do something different. Anything. Where you stand in the batters box. How you hold your hands. Only sit on fastballs. Only sit on spin. Fuckin anything my dude.

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Democratize creative production by paying billionaires to steal from real artists

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

How many fuckin 6'8" guys do the Yankees have?

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The people who need help aren't buying brand new homes from builders

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I finally learned how to make pot pies, and now I'm gonna end up eating so many pot pies

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Blue Jays deserved that win after that bonkers ass review

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Braydon Fisher, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Blue Jays W!! That's what you get for your USA chants ya fuckin losers

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I eat so much healthier when I'm broke

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Dan Mason @learnbaseball.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Mark Coley II of the Biloxi Shuckers!! (University of Rhode Island, now in the Brewers system) #MILB #baseball

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

That looked closer to a trebuchet than a cannon

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Sanchez just about chucked that ball out of the stadium #BlueJays

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Can Anaheim assemble an entire roster filled with dudes named Angel? I believe in them. 🙏

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

The last game before the deadline summarized the season perfectly. Despite great pitching, their offense and fielding let them down. Asset management time. Sell anyone you don't want for 2027. #BlueJays

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Ximena González @ximenaka.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Starting July 31, Albertans will be able to pay to skip the line for diagnostic testing. In other words, the poorer you are, the lower the chances you’ll get timely treatment—and survive.

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TSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

The smoothest trick pitch you'll ever see 🤯 (via BananaBall/X)

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Sportsnet jacking up their prices once again, you assholes

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

They really think a 14 year old can't access the internet 24 hours a day and type in "titties"

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Fuckin rights, Biebs. We need ya bud. #BlueJays

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Half the country is on fire

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I am walking the dog at 10 pm in Edmonton. It's 30 degrees Celsius out. I am wearing full winter gear to shield myself from mosquitoes. My only wish is to retain enough blood to make it home.

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