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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Every time the Oilers score a goal, Fred gets a pumpkin strip Holy shit boys, look what happens when you go to the net! Murphy gets us back within 1

Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, sits like a good boy before getting his first snack of the night.

Let's see what this team is made of tonight

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

LEON FUCKIN DRAISAITL AGAIN!! 4-1 What a play by Bouchard at the blue line

Fred, sitting like a good boy, rewarded once again by Leon Draisaitl

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

LEON FUCKIN DRAISAITL!! 3-0

Fred sniffing up treat number 3.

Fuckkkk yaaaa baby

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Every time the Oilers score a goal, Fred gets a pumpkin strip. PODKOLZIN!! Save our season.

Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, doesn't wait for me to snap a photo and bites right into his first treat of the night.

Podkolzin strikes first and gets the crowd into it early. Fuck ya

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

The Bouch!! Oilers regain the lead!!

Fred fuzzy face receiving a pumpkin treat after Bouchard scores on the PP

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Let's get caught up! Every time the Oilers score a goal, Fred gets a pumpkin strip

Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, stands and waits for his first treat of the night.

Kapanen on the first shift, let's go!!

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Your mission: suffocate your child in your man boobs while standing in line at the Steak n Shake

Some fuckin weird "tactical" baby carrier for insecure men

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

MCDAVID!! He's never needed one more in his life

Fred munches down after McDavid brings the Oilers within one

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Kapanen!! Let's fuckin go!!

Fred is lying on the floor while a pumpkin treat sits on a wood table waiting for him.

Kapanen with the snipe, now the boys need to get fuckin going

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Every time the Oilers score a goal, Fred gets a pumpkin strip Podkolzin, fuckin rights let's get this started!

Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, who now starts drooling when I cheer, is ready to receive his first snack of the night.

Fuckin rights Podz

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

SAMANSKI!!! What a first real goal!!

Fred happily bites into a treat after Josh Samanski gets a hell of a 1st career playoff goal

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Zachary Bartholomew Hyman!!!

Fred gets fed thanks to Zach Hyman's beauty of a tip

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Every time the Oilers score, Fred gets a pumpkin strip. Draisaitl!? Podkolzin?! One of em gets the party started and delivers Fred a snack.

Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, stands and looks away from the camera (watching a replay) while his first orange dehydrated pumpkin snack is held in front of him. Fuck ya

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Let's get these fuckin playoffs started! Dickinson, what a way to announce your return! Every time the Oilers score, Fred gets a pumpkin strip.

Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, patiently waits for his first treat of the Oilers postseason.

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Saw this cool dude on my walk today. Hopefully, a good omen for the Blue Jays tonight.

A photo of leafless spring trees and bushes. If you zoom in, you may see something.

A zoomed in photo of the same trees. A blue jay is resting on a branch, hiding from the rain.

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

NY Times to the AMA: "source?"

The old post where the Blue Jays announced that Smoak is still available to pinch hit. Some dude asked them "source"? And they replied "Literally us, the Blue Jays"

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

BONUS CARROT FOR THE WIN TEAM VENEZUELA!!!

Fred waits for his carrot with huge eyes, as the World cheers for Venezuela and laughs at Team America

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Every time Team Venezuela scores a run, Fred gets a pumpkin strip. Fuckin rights, the legendary catcher Salvador Perez crosses the plate to make it 1-0

Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, patiently waits for his first treat of the night after Venezuela goes up 1-0 against the fascist empire

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

These stairs are my winter Olympics

A view of a snowy and frozen North Saskatchewan river from the top of a giant set of wooden stairs. A blonde colored dog is looking down the steps.

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

The ghost after 20 minutes with Zohran

Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze in the movie Ghost

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Every time Shane Bieber exercises his player option, Fred gets a pumpkin strip

Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, is receiving an off-season bonus treat after Shane Bieber unexpectedly exercises his player option to return to the Blue Jays for another season

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

ERNIE AND GIMENEZ, LETS FUCKIN GOOOO!!

Fred about to chomp into his 4th treat of the night, courtesy yet another clutch hit by Gimenez, bringing in world series hit record holder Ernie Clement

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Every time the Blue Jays score a run, Fred gets a pumpkin strip BO KNOWS!!!!

Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, patiently waits for his first 3 treats of game 7 of the World Series.

Bo Bichette takes a look at the first pitch Ohtani throws him, and takes a shit on it

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Every time the Blue Jays score a run, Fred gets a pumpkin strip Let's go George!!!

Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, stands and waits for his first treat of the game, courtesy the elder George Springer, battling through multiple injuries to get his bat on the ball and drive in Barger.

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Every time the Blue Jays score a run, Fred gets a pumpkin strip

Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, stands with his scruffy chest and waits for his first treat of the night, courtesy a bomb by Davis Schneider on the first pitch of the game!!

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

The sportsnet feed is back and I'm furious I missed 3 runs. But Fred gets fed.

Fred with 3 more treats after another 3 runs cross the plate. Let's goooooo baby

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Gimenez, let's fuckin goooo

Fred sniffs a pumpkin strip with his big pink nose, and Gimenez comes up with a massive rbi single

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Every time the Blue Jays score a run, Fred gets a pumpkin strip Let's fuckin go Vladdy

Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, is curled up on a grey ottoman, with his first two treats of the night in front of him.

Vladdy stays hot and gives the Jays an incredibly important lead early in the game. Let's fuckin roll boys

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Every time the Blue Jays score a run, Fred gets a pumpkin strip. THATS MY CAPTAIN!!!

Fred, a big blonde lab mutt, sits and patiently waits for his first 3 treats of the night, as the best catcher in the league crushes a ball over the fence to give the Jays a lead

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