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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ya... Jarry can't even be a backup goalie if you wanna win. He's cooked.

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Counter offer: You go fuck yourself, and we'll ignore you til you die.

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Max Scherzer screaming at his daughter "I'm not fucking coming outta this game"

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Thank you, Max Scherzer, for this moment.

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This Blue Jays team, does not have the juice. There is a hole in the cup. The juice has leaked out. They're thirsty, and the floor is sticky.

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

That's a horrible challenge by Kirk. 1st inning. 0-0 count. Nobody on base. What are you doing, man? Don't care if you're right, you can't be doing that.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Pitcher Clearly Ate Rosin Bag

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Letting all the neighborhood cats in to hit the bong and munch on sweet chili heat doritos

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I'm grateful to live in a universe with Alejandro Kirk stealing bases

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Every toilet has a bidet so long as you stay seated when you flush

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Vladdy, just do something different. Anything. Where you stand in the batters box. How you hold your hands. Only sit on fastballs. Only sit on spin. Fuckin anything my dude.

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

How many fuckin 6'8" guys do the Yankees have?

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I finally learned how to make pot pies, and now I'm gonna end up eating so many pot pies

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Blue Jays deserved that win after that bonkers ass review

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Braydon Fisher, I thought I told you to trim those sideburns

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Blue Jays W!! That's what you get for your USA chants ya fuckin losers

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I eat so much healthier when I'm broke

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Dan Mason @learnbaseball.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Mark Coley II of the Biloxi Shuckers!! (University of Rhode Island, now in the Brewers system) #MILB #baseball

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Sanchez just about chucked that ball out of the stadium #BlueJays

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Can Anaheim assemble an entire roster filled with dudes named Angel? I believe in them. 🙏

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

The last game before the deadline summarized the season perfectly. Despite great pitching, their offense and fielding let them down. Asset management time. Sell anyone you don't want for 2027. #BlueJays

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Ximena González @ximenaka.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Starting July 31, Albertans will be able to pay to skip the line for diagnostic testing. In other words, the poorer you are, the lower the chances you’ll get timely treatment—and survive.

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TSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

The smoothest trick pitch you'll ever see 🤯 (via BananaBall/X)

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Sportsnet jacking up their prices once again, you assholes

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Fuckin rights, Biebs. We need ya bud. #BlueJays

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I am walking the dog at 10 pm in Edmonton. It's 30 degrees Celsius out. I am wearing full winter gear to shield myself from mosquitoes. My only wish is to retain enough blood to make it home.

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Does explosive diarrhea follow you to hell, or do you get to start fresh with a dry bum down there?

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Whats the vegan selection at Costco like these days? Should I get a card again?

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Vladdy's gonna hit a bomb tonight, I can feel it

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I've never seen John Schneider look so disgusted 😬 #BlueJays

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The world cup is cool, but I'll never get over grown men flailing around on the ground after getting slightly bumped

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Hahahahaha Arozarena!!!! Are you serious dude?

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

40 billion on a pipeline while people live on the streets

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Chocolate milk and banana chips 😀🍌🍫

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Edmonton summers are now just avoiding mosquitoes or forest fire smoke for the rest of our lives

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David Steel @steelyseabirder.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Sorrry didn’t mean to spook you! The Razorbill chick is spooked by its parent stretching its wings.

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Gonna be a great day for a nap

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I don't want him closing, but I'll take Jeff Hoffman in my bullpen every day of the week

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Raj Patel @rajio.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Posting this for a specific audience here.

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Re: Edmonton Oilers I suppose when you have nepo baby owners hiring nepo baby general managers you get nepo baby type decisions

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish Trump's a felon Spurs in seven

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Some of my closest encounters to death have been from getting one foot caught in a pair of pants while dressing myself

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

My responsible Oilers offseason: Bring back Kapanen, Dach, Murphy, Stastney Sign or trade for a 3-4 mil goalie. Trade for Cossa. Bury Jarry, no more dead cap space Start the season 2-3 mil under the cap and accrue enough space to add multiple significant contracts at the trade deadline

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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

You don't need a bell on your bike . 🤣😍

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Mark D @markdrebert.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Just as the Blue Jays get rolling, Vladdy and Cease leave for injuries in the same game. FUCK RIGHT OFF

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