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Mark B

@markbri25.bsky.social
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Salford RLFC, MCFC, early medieval history. Left of centre

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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 11h
You missed out "slimy"
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 15h
Typo
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him.
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nawaqanitawase is (a) the reason they need names on the back of shirts, cos I can never remember it (b) the reason they don't, as it wouldn't fit on #NRL #NRLGF
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Absolutely beautiful. Shades of Jimmy Page
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hypnotic
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So is Richard E Grant one of those who people think is intelligent because he gets great roles and sounds posh, whereas.... ?
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Did you swear at the telly at the end like I did?
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do you do it back to him?
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TV's hardman, familiar with putting his life in mortal danger with Colombian drug cartels, now petrified if someone puts a hat on him
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That entrance was stunning
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes but how does she know you weren't?
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wondered where that was going for a moment, you tease
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think City may well blow apart FPP. This is like Bosman, where football didnt think employment law applied to it. You cant call something a "sham contract" if it is perfectly legal under corporate, employment and tax law. Shell keep their drilling and petrol stations separate. No different
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Could have got him a shirt with buttons...
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Very disappointed with this behaviour. We aren't American. Should be two fingers
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Err... the ones that look like...?
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He should be being charged with possession of a knife/bladed article. I would be very concerned about an angry person carrying a knife in public with the intention of committing a criminal act.
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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If only there was some way of knowing why Nigel Farage is so against a new national centre to tackle disinformation and deepfakes from hostile states such as Russia
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It did :-)
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not finished the programme yet. Definitely wasn't killed by an arrow. That object wasnt originally an arrow, didnt go near an eye, and much more likely that Harold is the dead man on the floor with an elite battle axe than the standing man with a humble spear. I hope the programme says the same
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At least Spurs have moved away from that 17th position they have been stuck in for the last 2 years
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sorry to hear that. But it means you had a good and happy life together. You can do no more for our little companions x
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Autocorrect tried to change that to "pill", which is a very different story
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, it's not like you are going out on the pull, so don't fret about it: it will heal
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Given I cant remember what I did yesterday, I've been recalling a 6-1 win v Norwich in the successful league Cup campaign of 75-76. Looked it up in case I misremembered and apparently it was in the second replay at Stamford Bridge
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Follow the money
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thought I was looking at the border between East and West Germany for a second
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And wtf is a cup anyway
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SomersetWhovian 💙 🇺🇦 @clairecopperman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh, ffs.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'd like to enter this into the "best thing I've seen on the Internet this month" contest. This racist piece of shit called ICE after these fellas built his fence to avoid paying them. They handled their business. And I love the music this is set to. "You've been, THUNDERSTRUCK!"
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Squid Game 3: Gi-hun and Player 001 Celebrate
ALT: Squid Game 3: Gi-hun and Player 001 Celebrate
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm currently getting wound up by football pundits and commentators using the phrase "statement win"
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What do you mean, "was"?...
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Leonardo DiCaprio Clapping - Very Good
ALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Clapping - Very Good
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Most overused term by football pundits already this season: "Statement win". It's just 4 games, you numpties
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Should have been free kick to City, yellow to Bruno, but Phil still getting a red for that
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That's beautiful
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If I remember rightly, around that time didnt it have one of the highest number of moneyers across the country?
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Sean Coleman @colemandesign.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*EXCLUSIVE* Patriot Platform 2026/27 kit launch leaked.
Patriot Platform. Or maybe the Gumbys from Monty Python’s Flying Circus. Hard to tell.
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hope you do the same for his funeral, especially when they "fitted" him in his coffin
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Are you sure it isn't a shot of redeye?
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Will you be chucking a spear at pagans temple ?
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Are you saying that one day you believe you will possess no books that haven't been read or in the process of being read?
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I see that Trump's envoys have received their instructions in Moscow, having been kept waiting by Putin, and are now on their way to Kyiv to tell Zelenskyy to surrender. Then they will get annoyed and blame him for not complying. We've seen all this before
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I seem to be being bombarded by utility companies with their "want to beat the price rises for gas and electricity?". Like they are doing us a favour.
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You need to bring a bit of Brum to your reading by listening to Hand of Doom from Sabbath (off the Paranoid album) at the same time
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Presumably it is part of a pair with The Uprising.... ;-)
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mel Stride? Mel Stride? Give me a moment... thinking I'm getting a mental image... No... No... It was Mel Smith...
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Mark B @markbri25.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is a fabulous set. Brilliant, original, maybe a little bonkers. Very enjoyable
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