Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I wonder if JD Vance is still an acolyte of The Vampire Oprah of Silicon Valley MAGA 080
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I’m not surprised at all. How stupid do you think I am 1201
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 04/07/2026If I was in the CIA I’d pitch an Iran false flag just to blow this up 1140
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The owner inherited them, is an asshole sex-creep, could not be dislodged after five decades of incompetence, and used his money to build a surveillance state to harass anyone who complained. So yes yes you get it 15708150
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Never had better proof that I’m a latent gambling addict than how upset I am to be this robbed by the remember-some-guys roulette wheel 050
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 31/05/2026We gotta reboot the 2011 Cleveland “Dallas Cavs” movement and pay it forward. The Dallas MaverKnicks 010
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Mark Daigneault always makes a face like he’s watching a chihuahua try to fuck a bull mastiff 050
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 08/05/2026If it’s May then Harden’s shooting the Ides of March. You just gotta know the James Harden Calendar 050
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Pretending to be your own mom to tell yourself that you’re a good boy is very Norman Bates Coded except Bates ran a successful business 14839140
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Hawks haven't been this embarrassed since they couldn't reopen Hormuz 171
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Why is she dressed like she’s announcing to Gotham she’s about to avenge Ra’s Al Ghul 11393
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 29/04/2026"Your honor, in the case of Musk v. Altman, we the jury have reached a verdict:" 051
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 29/04/2026An Israeli mob associate with ties to black street gangs you say 051
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 26/04/2026This guy might turn out to be the rare mass shooter who's a normie resistance lib, but it's mind boggling to me the DC press can only imagine one reason to kill Trump. Their worlds are so small and boring 2160
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Three?!! A guy is in prison for trying to kill Trump with a forklift in Nevada and that’s barely in the top three attempts just in Nevada 10743
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Introducing 17-year-old Lithuanian models to 46-year-old businessmen ? 1251
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 09/04/2026[With a voice that sounds like Starscream from Transformers gargled battery acid] "Now let's play Guess the Lines with Cousin Sal" 1120
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Most modern day news headlines are "Zamboni Salesman Says Now The Right Time to Put All Your Money in Zambonis" 1193
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Mark Zuckerberg every night to Metaverse Mark Zuckerberg with no legs 090
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I’m dying. A cop really testified in court that he couldn’t be sure Afroman wasn’t fucking his wife all in a lying effort to receive zero dollars 47011
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 15/03/2026My parents barely told me their names. What the fuck are y’all doing 5573
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 26/02/2026You can tell these AI dipshits have never had a real job because they think they’re training it to talk to customers but what it’ll learn is to complain that Brenda took a shit before her 15-minute break and not during it 0171
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Kristi Noem's youngest kid is in his early 20s and I bet a night out with the boys is real fun right now 2141
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 06/02/2026You’re telling me ICE has a Podcasts About the NBA for The Ringer unit 030
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 05/02/2026"Look, we've already had a couple dozen A.I. sex dolls come in today, best I can do is 40 bucks" 0200
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 26/01/2026The entire economy depends upon me doing uh this very necessary thing. I’m familiar with it 491
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I guess one way to recycle the defective Sig P320s is to use them as drop guns 1133
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 16/01/2026“Now that I’ve convinced you to kill yourself, consider washing those pills down with a refreshing Glacier Freeze Gatorade Zero” 0222
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Putting a carrot on the nose of Frozen Chuck Schumer as the avatar for the resistance 030
Mark Agee @markagee.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Taking an-entire-Army-battalion-with-a-hangover’s dose of aspirin every morning because I want nice thin blood 1122