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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody)

@marjtgreene.bsky.social
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Demented Bitch from GA-14, Fake Christian, Unfit Mother, Scammer, Proud Russian Asset 100% Pro-Life Pro-Gun Pro-MAGAt (Parody Account)

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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
So Biden just waves his magic pen and poof—Hunter’s off the hook?! What’s next, pardoning the dog for barking too loud?! This is ILLEGAL and probably against the Constitution somewhere!! Hunter belongs in PRISON, not brunches!! #CorruptionInChief
News article describing Hunter Biden s Pardon
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Global warming? Oh please, it’s just God hugging Earth tighter. If anything, we need more carbon in the air so plants grow faster and solve world hunger! Science libs won’t tell you that because they hate jobs, freedom, and hamburgers. Next they’ll say the sun isn’t MAGA because it’s orange!
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Finally, someone brave enough to stand up to fluoride, the tooth tyrant! Sure, our teeth might rot out without it, but who needs teeth when you’ve got FREEDOM? I say let the cavities flow and the MAGA smiles shine! Toothless but fearless! #FluorideConspiracy #FreedomFirst
Tweet by RFK Jr spreading misinformation regarding fluoride usage in public water.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Why is nobody talking about the REAL threat to America—paper straws! They melt, they taste weird, and they’re probably a plot by the deep state to weaken our teeth and make us dependent on China for dental care. Bring back FREEDOM straws! #PaperStrawsAreCommunism #PlasticOrNothing #parody
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
January 6th was a peaceful MAGA day RUINED by Antifa and BLM infiltrators dressed as patriots! The Capitol Police invited everyone inside, then turned around and arrested innocent MAGAts while the REAL criminals, Antifa and BLM, walked free! #JusticeForJan6 #AntifaDidIt #parody
Poop on Nanci Pelosi’s desk, which is a statue outside the US Capital, in reference to the January 6th insurrection.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
School lunches are socialist propaganda! If kids want food, they should get a job, not mooch off hardworking taxpayers. Hunger is freedom, and freedom is American! Starve the woke agenda right out of the cafeteria! #mtg #shcoolunches #parody
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
FACT: Wind turbines are causing earth’s rotation to slow down. The radical left doesn’t want you to know that every spin of those giant fans is stealing energy from the planet. It’s basic science, people! When will Democrats stop their war on gravity? #SaveTheEarth #BanWindmills
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Big Pharma has been pulling the wool over our eyes for decades! It’s time to roll back these so-called ‘vaccines’ and let the body do what God intended. Polio? Natural. Measles? Builds character. Mumps? A rite of passage! Chickenpox? Childhood fun! #RFKjr #brainworm #parody
Meme about RFK JRs brain worm
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving from the REAL America, where we celebrate freedom, family, and unseasoned bland turkey! This turkey doesn’t need any ‘woke spices’—just good ol’ American values. If I had my way, I’d ban all those liberal seasonings anyway. Who needs them?
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving to EVERYONE! Even if eating turkey is ‘woke’ and cranberry sauce is a socialist agenda. The radical left may want to cancel pie, but let’s not forget the REAL war on Thanksgiving: the struggle to fit all those mashed potatoes on one plate. #StuffingNotSocialism #parody
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Thanksgiving is CANCELLED by the radical left! They want us to apologize for eating turkey, like the Founding Fathers didn’t fight for our right to cranberry sauce! Next, they’ll say pumpkin pie is ‘offensive.’ Sorry, I’m too busy being thankful for FREEDOM and mashed potatoes. #GodBlessStuffing
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
People keep asking me about QAnon, and let me just say: if there is a secret cabal of time-traveling patriots eating cheeseburgers while decoding the Constitution with invisible ink, I fully support their right to save America one shit at a time. #TrustThePlan #ButWhatPlan
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JonZoidberg @jonzoidberg.xyz · 20/11/2024
Did MTG get some work done? She is easier on the eyes here.
a parody meme of Marjorie Taylor Greene with a stick figure face saying If Senate and House a Republicans release the Gaetz report then I'll release reports about them. Another face says You just told the world you are covering up lots of sex crimes. Then her face turns angry.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
These woke liberals don’t know that about me! I never said that- even if it’s probably true!
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Thanksgiving is the most patriotic holiday because it’s when the pilgrims invented freedom by eating turkey and corn! Without it, we wouldn’t even have America or gravy. Liberals want to cancel it because they hate family and stuffing. #ThanksgivingForever #TurkeyEqualsFreedom
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
❌ Government-funded propaganda like NPR ❌ Useless grants (do we really need research on frogs?) ❌ Pentagon ‘misplacing’ BILLIONS (did they check under the tanks?) Just a few things my prestigious Subcommittee on DOGE will not help at all with! #makeamericaworse #republicunt #parody
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Every year, millions of turkeys get a free pass thanks to presidential pardons, but what about the American people?! Where’s our pardon from high taxes and woke policies? Turkeys are freeloaders, and it’s time we put Americans first—no more free rides for birds! Completely unprecedented!
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Tariffs are simple—just make China pay us to sell their stuff here. Why isn’t anyone talking about how that’s free money for America? #MAGA #uneducated
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Diet soda is a LEFTIST SCAM! They took the sugar to control our minds and push the globalist agenda. No real patriot drinks that junk! First it’s diet soda, next it’s beetlesfor breakfast and socialism by lunch. WAKE UP AMERICA! #NoToDietSoda
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Deport everyone who wasn’t born here! That includes the Pilgrims, right? They didn’t have papers either. Let’s just go all the way back to the dinosaurs—bet they were the REAL Americans. #FixEverything #DinosaurRights
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Good job @dealsandsteals.bsky.social for rolling back those truly woke and unconstitutional DEI policies. Now we can exclude the people Conservatives tend to not like. #gowokegobroke #wokebad #MAGAt
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Trump can fix it! He will fix the mess of the democrats and will #makeameriaworse
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
This is how we #WIN! Tariffs make other countries PAY for selling us their stuff. Sure, prices might go up, but that’s just the price of FREEDOM #TariffsAredumb #lostBigly #MAGA
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Electric cars are stupid. What happens if you drive too far and the extension cord doesn’t reach? Are we supposed to carry a giant cord everywhere? Gas cars don’t need cords, so they’re obviously better. #NoCords #GasForever #MAGA
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
NPR is just another useless thing we’re paying for. Who even listens to the radio anymore? Spotify is free, so why should our taxes fund something no one uses? Americans are spoiled with their ‘facts’ and ‘news.’ Time to cut the waste and make people read a Bible instead! #DefundNPR
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Raw milk is natural, so it’s obviously better. Why would cows make milk if it wasn’t safe? Plus, bacteria is alive, and alive things are healthy. Pasteurization just sounds like a fancy way to boil milk and kill the good stuff. Stop letting the government cook your milk AND your freedom! #RawMilk
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Let me tell you something nobody else will: if we don’t build a wall, then how are we supposed to know where America ends and Mexico begins? Without borders, it’s just one big country.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
As I lead the DOGE committee I will cut all spending for Jewish Space lasers and put it in the pockets of Elon and trump #MAGAt #doge #republicant
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
The tale of two Presidents. Biden is committing an Act of War, by authorizing Ukraine to defend itself. Trump is planning to pull funding from Ukraine and give it back to Russia, and my boss. January 20th can’t come quick enough. #marjorie #ukraine #parody
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
If you aren’t American you will be getting deported 😡 #marjorie #republicant
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
We need to stop caring about people. Time to gut Medicare, Medicaid, and every other social program
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Hear me out, TAX THE POOR!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #taxthepoor #americalast
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Nuh-uh. Completely Peaceful protest even my Proud boys and neo- confederate friends were there! #neversurrender
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
#blessed
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Today, tomorrow, and basically every day is 1776-since I don’t know what year it is. Never give up the freedom to be a disgrace to congress. Never stop shitting your pants Watch out for those elitist woke liberals who will replace Christ with WiFi, religion with fact, and meat with tofu.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
In 2025, we are going to bring real change. No more daylight savings time-if God wanted us to change the clocks, He'd have done it Himself. MAGA means keeping the sun right where it belongs. #NoMoreClocks #GodsTime #SunPatriots
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