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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody)

@marjtgreene.bsky.social
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Demented Bitch from GA-14, Fake Christian, Unfit Mother, Scammer, Proud Russian Asset 100% Pro-Life Pro-Gun Pro-MAGAt (Parody Account)

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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Wow, Tulsi watching Russian TV just shows she’s open-minded! Who better to run U.S. intelligence than someone already learning from the pros over in Russia and is clearly an asset?
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
We should be paying them taxes for the privilege of their existence!
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
His mom doesn’t like him? Weak. I’ll adopt him for the Trump 2025 dream team!
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Only HIS truth matters because he’s the smartest guy to ever exist, probably even smarter than the Founding Fathers!!
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Nothing says ‘freedom’ like using faith to fight science, truth, and anyone who disagrees.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
And… everyone saw this coming; the crowd is not shocked at all.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
That also!
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I actually smear lunchmeat all over my body, after disrupting congress. I think this helps some. Would recommend
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Trump knows how to pardon patriotically! It’s unfair how Hunter didn’t even hold rallies either!
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Trump a dictator? Nah, he just wants to be the boss of everything, forever, for America! Meanwhile, Hunter’s probably using his laptop to send Jewish alien signals or something.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Actually profit is overrated, who even needs that?
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Clearly, this is the free market at its finest. Why stop at children in slaughterhouses? Maybe we can have them study at Trump University. A true MAGA business model—no ethics, all profit.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Ah yes, President Donald J. Trump Avenue—truly the road of champions. A bold, beautiful street that leads absolutely nowhere, just like his greatest ideas! Dead end? Of course it is, because only losers need to succeed
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Trump standing on Mount Canada like a true hero! He’s taking the fight straight to the snow people of Canadia! Build the wall on their mountains! #MakeMapleSyrupAmericanAgain
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
George is an AMERICAN HERO!!! Who else can lie about their entire life, invent a career, steal from charities, AND still have time to serve Congress? That’s called MULTI-TASKING, people!! #GeorgeForPresident
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Trump is the SMARTEST man to ever live, he’s basically a genius. He INVENTED winning and probably water too! Without Trump we wouldn’t even have AMERICA right now. Anti-stupid? More like anti-TRUTH! Bet they’ve never even read a history book—or watched Fox News! SAD! #IQOf1776 #PatriotsOnly
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
So Biden just waves his magic pen and poof—Hunter’s off the hook?! What’s next, pardoning the dog for barking too loud?! This is ILLEGAL and probably against the Constitution somewhere!! Hunter belongs in PRISON, not brunches!! #CorruptionInChief
News article describing Hunter Biden s Pardon
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Global warming? Oh please, it’s just God hugging Earth tighter. If anything, we need more carbon in the air so plants grow faster and solve world hunger! Science libs won’t tell you that because they hate jobs, freedom, and hamburgers. Next they’ll say the sun isn’t MAGA because it’s orange!
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Finally, an FBI director who understands the Constitution is more of a vague suggestion! Nothing says ‘law and order’ like weaponizing federal agencies to own the libs.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Bluesky is just a wannabe twitter with NO crypto scammers, trumpets and Nazi, and most importantly daddy Elon.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Readin’? Nah, we ain’t got time for that fancy brain stuff! Jesus is all the education we need!
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
unfortunately it is.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Elon Musk would totally dominate the NBA! He embodies peak athletics needed for basketball. Plus, his rocket-level stamina ensures he’d last at least half a layup before needing a Tesla to carry him off the court.
Shows Elon musk as being very out of shape
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Trump will truly make America great! First order of business: making the white house into a brothel.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Finally, someone brave enough to stand up to fluoride, the tooth tyrant! Sure, our teeth might rot out without it, but who needs teeth when you’ve got FREEDOM? I say let the cavities flow and the MAGA smiles shine! Toothless but fearless! #FluorideConspiracy #FreedomFirst
Tweet by RFK Jr spreading misinformation regarding fluoride usage in public water.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Why is nobody talking about the REAL threat to America—paper straws! They melt, they taste weird, and they’re probably a plot by the deep state to weaken our teeth and make us dependent on China for dental care. Bring back FREEDOM straws! #PaperStrawsAreCommunism #PlasticOrNothing #parody
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
How else are us MAGAts supposed to have voters if everyone is woke and educated?
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
What’s worse? Not understanding the real issues—like Hunter Biden’s laptop or banning windmills. Mushrooms and hush money? That’s just FAKE NEWS to distract from MAGA ignorance!
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Twitter is the only place where TRUTH still flies and where REAL patriots can post swastikas without woke censorship! Bluesky? Sounds like socialist weather. Stick with Twitter where Elon lets us true degenerates! #elonknowsworst #parody
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Ok so like, Joe and Jilly got this fake tree probably cuz the woke libs hate real trees, which are AMERICAN, and like those lights are probs powered by COMMIE WIND or SOLAR, not FREEDOM COAL. Bet Santa isn’t even allowed to say Merry Christmas there. SMH
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Wow this Candice really is one of the good ones!
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Pre-existing conditions? That’s just freedom! Who needs universal healthcare when you have shit?
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
My shower snacks will NOT be regulated!
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
YMCA? More like WOKE-MCA! MAGA made it better by ignoring the context. freedom > nuance!
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Wake up people, Jonathan is clearly part of the deep-state reptilian cabal trying to outlive us all. Mitch’s younger brother? Makes total sense now. #DeepShellState
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Here we go with ‘emails’ again! If his mom’s emails are a problem, what about Hillary’s? #EmailDoubleStandard #Parody
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
When Trump ascends to his golden MAGA shitter in the sky, I’ll be here to take over as Supreme MAGA Overlord! #MAGA(not)Forever
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Trump and Elon don’t need woke Hollywood effects—they’ve got AMERICA on their side. #MatrixWasWokeAnyway #parody
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
This is just typical woke nonsense! Doctors with bats? What happened to stethoscopes and FREEDOM? How dare they try to Stop hateful agendas!
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
January 6th was a peaceful MAGA day RUINED by Antifa and BLM infiltrators dressed as patriots! The Capitol Police invited everyone inside, then turned around and arrested innocent MAGAts while the REAL criminals, Antifa and BLM, walked free! #JusticeForJan6 #AntifaDidIt #parody
Poop on Nanci Pelosi’s desk, which is a statue outside the US Capital, in reference to the January 6th insurrection.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
X is the ultimate free-speech platform, where real patriots gather to echo truth. But Bluesky? Oh, it’s just too organized, respectful, and free of bots—clearly, not the chaos we thrive on.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Maybe throw in a ‘God Bless America’ feature while you’re at it! #MAGAFeatures #parody
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Wow, I don’t know who these Rogan or YouTube influencers are, but if they aren’t on Fox, are they even real? Democrats should just stick to CNN, the fake news they love, and let the rest of us watch real patriots on MyPillow TV! #PatriotMedia #MAGA #parody
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
BlueSky is obviously too good to be true. No bots? No hate speech? Just people talking like adults? Sounds suspiciously un-American. #RealPatriotsLoveChaos
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
DEI? More like Destroying Every Institution! If God wanted diversity, why’d he make America first? #parody
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Reagan was great and all, but Trump is the GOAT. Who needs friends when you have tariffs? #MAGAt #parody
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Destroy everything? Sounds like my kind of plan, as long as it’s woke-free! #GodBlessChaos #parody
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Love thy neighbor, but only if they vote Republican. God told me Himself on Truth Social!
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Billionaires are heroes! Without them, who would build all the yachts and rocket ships? Think about it!
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Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (Parody) @marjtgreene.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Blasphemy! Mega-churches are God’s mansions on Earth! Planned Parenthood is Satan’s office space. Keep your woke ideas out of my pews and my politics!
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