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Marissa

@marissags.bsky.social
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Paralegal turned tiny human chaser. HerHoopStats contributor. AP WBB Top 25 voter. Fan of: science (including vaccines), women's sports, Tiki, funfetti MI>MA>TX>OH>OK>NC, with a few loops back to MI, visited 41/50

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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 4h
DeWanna Bonner and Case Keenum: showing that the Bluesky age cohort can still play.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 8h
At this point might just fly to Lansing and show up at the department of treasury office.
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Veep: Selina Meyer on Office Incompetence
ALT: Veep: Selina Meyer on Office Incompetence
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 11h
If anyone needs tiniest home, he is the one with butter on his face and hands because he assumed that he was just supposed to eat the butter I stuck in the microwave to soften for grilled cheese while I had the audacity to go to the bathroom and leave him unsupervised for two minutes.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 17h
Pretty freaking much. I legit thought it was still preseason and I live in the same city as the team that had a banner go up last night.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For $1, name a woman('s basketball team).
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"#Fever statement: “Following a report of a comment directed toward a player, arena security spoke w/ the fan involved & witnesses. Security determined there was no violation of the Fan Code of Conduct, the fan was not removed from the arena. We consider the matter closed.”
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Tony East @tonyreast.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The fan has returned to his seat and is high fiving the people around him.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
.@kareemcopeland.bsky.social is reporting the fan is back?!
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm guessing T was assessed on A'ja under Rule 12(A)(V)(a): "An official may assess a tech w/o prior warning... A tech may be assessed to any player on the court or anyone seated on the bench for conduct which, in the opinion of an official, is detrimental to the game...
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At least he got roundly booed out. x.com/RomeovilleKi...
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James Boyd (@RomeovilleKid) on X
Wild scene here in #Fever-#Aces as Las Vegas star A’ja Wilson gets into a verbal altercation with a fan here at Gainbridge Fieldhouse. (The beginning is not in the video.) The fan was escorted out, ...
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was kinda surprised when I saw that old dude in the front row, but it wasn't him, it was the dude behind him who looks exactly like you'd expect. Thx Poly for the clip.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thinking I need to bring a fun bag to Charlotte for Tipoff since I won't be chasing a toddler...
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The funniest thing about the Schmitt rake stomp is that if it'd been a Dem we'd have a week of think pieces about how Dems lack of hoops literacy was alienating them from real America.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another receipt pull.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
STL KMOX radio reporter Sean Malone has photo receipts on other site "I went through broadcast of IA/MD game on 2/3/24. A replay of Clark’s 1st 3 shows J. Smith sitting in Section 109, Row 1. Yet EricSchmitt is taking a victory lap on RW media. I blocked faces of who appear to be his family 🎥(Fox)"
Caitlin Clark shooting a three with Jack Smith visible in the front spectator row.Zoom in of the prior shot of Clark shooting a three, with a man that appears to be Jack Smith with his family's faces whited out.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow. We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every day, there’s at least one sports/sports media reason to post this GIF.
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Billy Eichner: Name a Woman for $1
ALT: Billy Eichner: Name a Woman for $1
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Look at his face when he thinks he's just got him lol
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ACC Tipoff/media days attendee lists are out
Image showing ACC WBB media day attendees, which are as follows:
Boston College 
Head Coach Kate Popovec-Goss 
Jocelyne Grier 
Grace Oliver 

California 
Head Coach Charmin Smith 
Gisella Maul 
Lulu Twidale 

Clemson 
Head Coach Shawn Poppie 
Rusne Augustinaite 
Mackenzie Nelson 

Duke
Head Coach Kara Lawson 
Toby Fournier 
Delaney Thomas 

Florida State 
Head Coach Brooke Wyckoff 
Avery Treadwell 
Solè Williams

Georgia Tech 
Head Coach Karen Blair 
La’Nya Foster 
Talayah Walker 

Louisville 
Head Coach Jeff Walz 
Imari Berry 
Elif Istanbulluoglu 

Miami 
Head Coach Tricia Cullop 
Amarachi Kimpson 
Gal Raviv 

North Carolina
Head Coach Courtney Banghart 
Achol Akot 
Nyla Brooks  

NC State 
Head Coach Wes Moore 
Zoe Brooks 
Khamil Pierre 

Notre Dame 
Head Coach Niele Ivey
Hannah Hidalgo 
Madison St. Rose 

Pitt 
Head Coach Robin Harmony 
Taryn Barbot 
Alancia Ramsey 

SMU 
Head Coach Adia Barnes 
Theresa Hagans, Jr. 
Zahra King 

Stanford 
Head Coach Kate Paye 
Alexandra Eschmeyer 
Hailee Swain 

Syracuse 
Head Coach Felisha Legette-Jack 
Uche Izoje
Angelica Velez  

Virginia 
Head Coach Aaron Roussell 
Breona Hurd 
Kymora Johnson 



Virginia Tech 
Head Coach Megan Duffy 
Alyssa Latham 
Carleigh Wenzel 



Wake Forest 
Head Coach Megan Gebbia 
Opal Bird 
Breauna Ware
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well we won’t be winning any speed awards, but hopefully tiniest homie is tired.
A screenshot of a workout from the Apple fitness app showing a 47 minute and 14 second, 1.27 mile workout, which meant the average mile pace was 37 minutes and four seconds 
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does “do not quote the ancient texts to me” work when the person you’re talking to is older? Someone was just trying to tell me about how Justin Verlander’s daughter and my daughter have the same name…
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got lightly accused of stealing this morning at the grocery store, so that was less than fun.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
TIL someone I knew at BU a year behind me is on the new Love is Blind season…
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Time to weight train with two very sore biceps. This should be fun.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kacey Musgraves honoring Dolly at the VMAs tonight
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need Angel and/or A'ja to do a lifestyle/lower-cut sneaker next.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone know how much courtside seats were tonight at State Farm?
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The too small montage is perfect, no notes, please give my best to the director.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imma need DeWanna to also drop the skincare routine, since she's ~2mo older than I am.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
DeWanna Bonner has made 51 3s all season...
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Candace's "oh" said everything about what she thought about that call.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tell me you got your COVID and flu shots at a pediatrician’s office without telling me 
A singer with turquoise chrome, cat eye nails on it with two Band-Aids, stuck to it, one is a light blue background with Captain America on it, and the other is a dark blue background with little icons of hearts and suns and Shamrocks and clouds on it
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I continue to have questions about shot selection.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dream need to stop taking these awful shots.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They couldn't find anyone better than Julianne freaking Hough to fill Gwen's shoes? Really?
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had no clue that's what the stadium in Landover is currently called
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The one speech (Puck's closing monologue from Midsummer) I still have fully memorized there is no good f-bomb slot, but to be or not to be that's the fuckin' question isn't a BAD option...
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know the answer is a combo of Stanford being in the ACC and ESPN, but the fact there is a top-15 volleyball match that doesn't start until 8:30p ET on a Sunday just doesn't feel right.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kids and I getting shots today. (YAY) Question of the day: will husband go to work tomorrow/if he gets the admin day they’re possibly giving him, will he get any work done?
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mentioning the 2007 blocked FG was unnecessary, Jason and whoever is doing color...
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sigh. T&P to my NC State media friends, although y'all probably need something stronger.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wait how the eff did App State tie it up.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay so a lot of stuff would have to go funny ways for the Cubs to be home hosting NLCS game 1 on marathon day. Probably for the best, TBH, speaking as someone who lived in Boston both near Fenway and along the marathon route...
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need someone to invent a pillow that can wedge its way into one's hip joint to relieve FAI
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sent an email inquiring about the iX3 situation at my local dealership today...
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol the N&O fired/“laid off,” I’m assuming arguably their best sports photographer, and she did other photos as well. Eff that.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
App vs. NC State challenge: go three plays without a flag. Level: impossible
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*wearily taps sign*
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