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Marissa

@marissags.bsky.social
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Paralegal turned tiny human chaser. HerHoopStats contributor. AP WBB Top 25 voter. Fan of: science (including vaccines), women's sports, Tiki, funfetti MI>MA>TX>OH>OK>NC, with a few loops back to MI, visited 41/50

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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 5h
Oh hey O’Hare. I did not miss you one bit. You’re lucky I love Chicago.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seemingly not anymore? "Harper is married to Jon Harper, an assistant coach on her staffs at Western Carolina, NC State, Missouri State and Tennessee." mutigers.com/sports/women... Very good call though.
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Kellie Harper
Kellie Harper
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
WBB hive mind: obviously I can and will poke around/research after preseason voting insanity is handled, but anyone off the top of their head know of NCAA staffs where one spouse is the HC and the other is on the staff? Aware of: BC, Fairfield, SMU, South Florida...
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If they made some of the Golden Goose girls sneakers in grown-up sizes, I'd be in trouble. IDC.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's giving "Will Cain didn't think Marc-Andre Fleury's concussions were a 'real' injury" vibes. Yes really. That's the one clip of his radio show I ever (accidentally) heard live.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well that is certainly one list of USF WBB coaches...
A google result for USF WBB coaches that, for some reason, still lists Jose Fernandez above Kristy Curry.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Home. Thanks to everyone who tuned in @herhoopstats.com the last two days. I’d give myself a B-, but @acoach4thecoach.bsky.social would probably say that’s too harsh.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nice touch from the league to have memorial creds/tribute to Chris Spatola and Kenny Klein
A table with a black tablecloth and photos of Kenny Klein and Chris Spatola with credentials for both of them and flowers
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Morning, friends.
The mannequins wearing all the uniforms of the various ACC team
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In a development that will shock 0 women who’ve been nervous about an event, I hate everything I brought.
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Jenna Marbles: Where Are My Good Clothes?
ALT: Jenna Marbles: Where Are My Good Clothes?
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am apparenrly “give up on sleep at 5:15” levels of nervous, so this should be interesting.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Already spotted Georgia Tech and Miami's crew and Wake Forest's HC.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Current view
A laptop with the Dream/Luberty game on the screen with the 2026 NCAA WBB tournament Wikipedia page also on it and a pretty bar background behind it
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have what I think is a defensible AP top 25... except the 4 slot is empty.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Y'all I'm the only person in this restaurant.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's a "what if we put the Tigers beat writer Jason Beck in charge of Michigan's offense" joke to be made at this point, because WTF.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Working on UVA prep is weird because they did all this impressive stuff last season but then their coach got dismissed.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Apparently I'm finding out lots of random things while prepping for ACC Tipoff, so here's a thread. Pitt's new coach brought her SID from Charleston...
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TIL Cal has co-directors of athletics.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm sitting in the lobby working. Dude walking out: "they must be having an ACC event here." IDK, maybe?
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well this stuff wasn’t here last night…
A cart with stanchion-type things for different ACC teams: visible on it are the Stanford Cardinal, Miami hurricanes and Syracuse Orange A giant sticker that looks like a basketball court that says ACC tip off at half court Are you out a front door with a visible welcome to tip off sticker, banner facing incoming visitors
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Guys I just slept 10 hours (almost) straight. WTF is this
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I see I missed nothing by accidentally falling asleep for 3/4 of the 4th quarter.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LOTS of out-of-towners (everything from MI to TN to CA) at the Michigan watch party this week with the Lions in town, so obviously they're playing Gridiron Heroes.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm starting to feel like preseason polls are 50% vibes.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At the Michigan football watch party in Charlotte working on the women's AP poll, as one does.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anyone else’s Apple podcast app acting a fool in CarPlay? Happening on two different cars.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why do pimples know when you’re trying to look like a put-together adult and decide to threaten/show up?
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Karen Smith: It's Like I Have ESPN
ALT: Karen Smith: It's Like I Have ESPN
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love seeing players that were great to cover succeed. KK Timpson is the one that comes to mind, she never got enough credit playing with Latson (who also never got enough national credit/shine while at FSU).
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(I admittedly had forgotten Henderson's name, but not the other facts of the case, my google search was "nfl player more games for weed for ibd than domestic violence")
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'll never forget the fact that Greg Hardy got fewer games for what he did to his ex-girlfriend than Seantrel Henderson got for using weed under a doctor's direction for Crohn's.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As was pointed out, they had to know this going in to last night's game with the pretty E/W(ish if the Wings had won) split. Why wait to announce it?
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Mean Girls Day, y’all.
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Mean Girls: October 3rd with Cady & Aaron
ALT: Mean Girls: October 3rd with Cady & Aaron
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
no one's doing it like college woso
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I forgot about the scary bits of Hercules and had to nope out with my older kid at about that same age. Oops.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do we at least know the two time slots for Sunday?
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Any time anyone wants to call them out on camera, that would be great.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s a parlor in Prairie Village. www.clementinescreamery.com/pages/prairi...
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Prairie Village
Clementine's now ships our decadent ice creams nationwide on Goldbelly—straight from St. Louis to your door. Guaranteed to arrive fresh. Shop now!
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ongoing solid week for professional sports players in their late 30s…
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Honestly though, if I’m paying to ship a sweet to me, A1 on my list is one you have local access to: www.clementinescreamery.com/blogs/flavor...
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Naughty Pink Champagne Sorbet: A Flirty Twist on a Classic Treat
Our Pink Champagne Sorbet stands out as the ultimate indulgence when creating unforgettable ice cream moments. A delightful fusion of sparkling wine and fruity sorbet, this flavor is perfect for Valen...
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not a big licorice person. This is my candy splurge of choice ATM (plain/no chocolate). www.ethelm.com/en-us/gift-b...
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Pecan Brittle Collection: Chocolate Brittle | Ethel M Chocolates
Our pecan brittle is world-famous, made in small batches, and always delicious. Shop 12 or 24 piece classic or milk chocolate coated pecan brittle assortments.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also dang I wish they had build your own boxes.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I haven't bought an advent calendar for myself in a few years because there's not a cheap one I like and I don't like enough of the stuff in the super-fancy ones to justify the $$, but that one looks fabulous.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I keep getting targeted ads for their advent calendar.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm assuming they're 30th season gear but the no-color team logo with orange W logo quarter-zips are making that coach look like security.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Aces having a red alternate and both A'ja and CC being 22 is making for some difficult crowd shot/fan distinctions
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was, in fact, interference, but that was athletic AF from KK.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Good phone call." - Owen Wilson in How Do You Know. Terrible movie, excellent usable line.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Especially with the two starting QBs. Ew.
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Marissa @marissags.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good thing the 39yo is not on one of the teams playing tonight...
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