marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Oh yeah I got second at golden girls trivia yall 000
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Give the DRC goalie a gun NEOW cheese and RICE!!!! 000
Reposted by @marisakhart.bsky.socialDavid Reid @licklepuma.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Absolute scenes at the fan park in Lisbon when they equalised 32069655
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 15/06/2026We should make the capo verde goalie the first trillionaire 000
Reposted by @marisakhart.bsky.socialMike @mikefail.bsky.social · 15/06/2026The losers in the Hart sweaters in clear view of the camera are the ultimate cucks. Just pathetic. Anyone who loves Carter Hart should suck an exhaust pipe 09719
Reposted by @marisakhart.bsky.socialI Hate My Favourite Teams @carcelmousineau.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Drink it in 89129
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 15/06/2026TEUVO SHOULD BE THERE WITH HIS FINNISH BUDDIE 000
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 15/06/2026got excited about an email I got from the Marfan foundation just to discover it was for another marisa lmao 000
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 13/06/2026If I had a nickel for every own goal in a World Cup game between the USA and a South American country on US soil, I’d have two nickels which isn’t al— *gunshots* 000
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Showing the Andres Escobar own goal does unfortunately get you sent to hell, Fox 010
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Giving up a goal on a set piece? Atlanta United, they stole your whole flow, word for word, bar for bar 010
Reposted by @marisakhart.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/06/2026"America hosts the World Cup" would be so good if the government wasn't using it as an opportunity to demonstrate their dead-end dedication to vindictiveness and exclusionism 764082
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Was honest with a guy on hinge about what I do for work (retail before I go to grad school) and he unmatched 000
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I think the alt blonde lady is a little too mediocre to be this uppity about phones at her shows actually 000
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Give y’all three guess on what I just did and then three more guesses on how it went 000
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 11/05/2026If I say I find my brother’s cheating worse because the woman he cheated with is fucking ugly, are y’all gonna get mad at me??? 010
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 10/05/2026We’re firing up the old penis flattener and then beating my brother if you wanna pull up btw 100
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Only on hinge for bike path recs idgaf anymore 000
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I was completely down bad for that guy too but the spell broke immediately I’m #changingmedia.tenor.coma woman is standing in a hallway talking to a group of people and asking them what that is .ALT: a woman is standing in a hallway talking to a group of people and asking them what that is . 100
Reposted by @marisakhart.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 25/04/2026What the fuck are we doing here 33854141710
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Getting to third base (disclosing I have Marfan syndrome) on a second date 100
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Getting accepted to grad school means I can give up on the job hunt glory bemedia.tenor.coma man in a tuxedo has his hand on his faceALT: a man in a tuxedo has his hand on his face 000
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 22/02/2026You can tell the people in my old book club legitimately think they deserve to be happy 000
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I was starting to worry the men wouldn’t get a Tina 010
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Mom came out with hair dye in her hair to ask me why aren’t hockey players the best looking guys 000
Reposted by @marisakhart.bsky.socialHatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 22/02/2026dawg🥹 142190542
Reposted by @marisakhart.bsky.socialSarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 22/02/2026HOCKEY: America’s Game 1617715
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Someone just shoot a piss missile into the net 30 seconds into OT. I don’t even care which country. I don’t want to be experiencing this anymore!!!!! 000
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Going through this just to see a silver is gonna be TERRIBLE 000
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Do something on the power play or my heart will explode 100
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Kurt Russell, get in that locker room and save this team 010
Reposted by @marisakhart.bsky.socialAthens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 22/02/2026knuck if you Hellebuyck 225366
Reposted by @marisakhart.bsky.socialMike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 22/02/2026forget USD I’m only paying for shit with Hellebuycks today 746461
Reposted by @marisakhart.bsky.socialLogan @runthedangball.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Well id like to see ol team usa wriggle their way out of THIS jam! *team usa wriggles their way out of this jam effortlessly* ah! well. nevertheless, 05412
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Aorta gonna dissect due to how high my blood pressure is 000
marisakhart.bsky.social @marisakhart.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I will say Brady Tkachuk does look like if ringworm was a person 000
