Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 21hI do like my coworker but he is a misophonia nightmare. Bro you CANNOT be eating corn on the cob at your desk this fucking loud 110
Reposted by Marine MonarchLætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024now that it's october im legally allowed to post this 1052270110765
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Good evening. Happy to report the next chapter of my Cornelia/Irma W.I.T.C.H. fanfic is up. In this chapter, Peter does his best, Irma plays host, and Cornelia finally gets out of her own head long enough to figure out something really really obvious.archiveofourown.orgEvapotranspiration - Chapter 6 - TheFishQueen - W.I.T.C.H. [Archive of Our Own]An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works 210
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Fucking fantastic performance of The Play That Goes Wrong. Walked out of the theatre with aching cheeks from laughing so much. At times felt oddly like watching professional wrestling with all the physical comedy. Highly recommended for a straightforward good time 010
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Gonna try and get the next fic chapter up before I start Dietrich 010
Reposted by Marine MonarchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick 472342244
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Fire Emblem: I appreciate that Leda's soul-consuming revenge complex genuinely does make her off-putting and unpleasant, even to her own allies and even slightly to the player. And the way she puts on a charming persona with the other characters is so pleasantly fake 120
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is by far the most bonkers plot set up to a Fire Emblem game. Don't just drop that shit and move on WHAT 010
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lads I fear 5 hours of sleep. May not be optimal for the work day 000
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026With effort you can get into the head of any character ever and there will always be something you can relate to. For Cornelia there is her stubbornness, her pride, her instinct to be judgemental. All familiar. One thing I cannot do on the other hand is relate to her on a fashion level. 100
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Just saw someone describe the FE:FW House Lamine route main characters as "Dietrich's dastardly little polycule" and I think that might have fully pushed me over the edge into picking him as my secondary route. God. 000
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I haven't described enough plants as Cornelia. I have to take advantage of her being the only girl to know what plants are 010
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Goddd why did I try to change some really important parts of the intro of this scene after I already wrote it now I gotta recontextualise this whole thing!! 111
Reposted by Marine MonarchErin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying 4102383195
Reposted by Marine MonarchSiffrin from success @pyrodrgn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Here's my <60s edit for you commander 1928318
Reposted by Marine MonarchTiduidu @tiduidu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Incredibly funny that after decades of "Noooo, Samus is like a mother to us all, she's a beautiful flower, we said she's a bounty hunter but we'd never have her hunt criminals for money :<" we now get "Okay, now she's a ravenous beast and fully voiced to scream about eating your face, happy?" 292147542
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Wait hold on if PLvPW gets a port off the 3DS before they make an Ace Attorney 7 I'm gonna lose it. That's so funny. 000
Reposted by Marine MonarchStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/09/2026 1422147
Reposted by Marine MonarchILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP 1979252713
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Ok I've started describing boats in an unrelated section this actually is getting too Earthsea-y 010
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Reading A Wizard of Earthsea. If the quality of my descriptive writing noticeably improves between chapters 5 and 6 of my fanfiction, now we know why 010
Reposted by Marine MonarchStephen Thompson @idislikestephen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!" 1406180667
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My mannnnn God Gundam! Lovely to build and satisfying to pose, with great articulation - the extra joint around the shoulders is so cleverly added. Handsome and sleek, love all the different hand pieces he came with. Definitely up there among my faves. 161
Reposted by Marine MonarchJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 31/08/2026a "liminal space" is any place where there's no one there and the carpet looks kind of weird 353221434
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 31/08/2026There's some good stuff in the next chapter I envisioned forever ago. I'm really excited to finally write it 110
Reposted by Marine MonarchZee @zyalahzee.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Cornelia from w.i.t.c.h. Was my favourite magical girl growing up. #witch #fanart #magicalgirl #witchdisney 073
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Hi everyone, back with my Irma/Cornelia W.I.T.C.H. fanfiction. In this chapter, Cornelia discovers how absolutely not jealous she is about other people's lives, for sure. Nuh uh.archiveofourown.orgEvapotranspiration - Chapter 5 - TheFishQueen - W.I.T.C.H. [Archive of Our Own]An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works 110
Reposted by Marine MonarchGraeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry should also be remembered for featuring in the best between takes photo of an actor in recorded history. 50107342683
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Ok so bad news probably not getting this chapter out before end of August so readjusting the expectation to sometime before FE:FW comes out (17/09). The good news is that I'm basically writing two chapters at once so playing like 100 hours of fire emblem should not delay chapter 6 that much 120
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Wait hold on the Irmelia boba date art is official? 121
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Bad news I had to cut like 1000 words of bullshit that wasn't working good news I immediately figured out the different better direction I wanted to take the scene #deleteyourwork 010
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Just discovered I was labouring under the assumption that a lobster roll was some sort of delicious spring roll variation when it is in fact just lobster in a hot dog bun. My mistake but also I feel we missed out on an opportunity to call it a lobster dog 000
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Ok so on the one hand I have actually hit the 15k chapter with stuff still to go. On the other, I did decide about 4000 words ago that I was definitely going to be releasing this chapter in two halves, so TECHNICALLY,,, 000
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Ooooh no, I already spent like 15 hours playing Isles of Sea and Sky this weekend no fucking way I'm playing Sudokuvania 2 until I've published this update 010
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The thing about Irma is that every time I write her in a scene I have to go back and re-write it later so she's funnier. I can't do it off the dome I'm not original enough. The upside is that for a few hours after the rewrite I'm briefly funnier than normal 210
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The longer this fic gets the more my no starting sentences with a conjunction rule gets thrown out the window 010
Reposted by Marine MonarchSeth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026slammed the brakes so hard I flew through the windshield 242150362935
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Of course now I'm also stuck doing my least favourite part of research for my fic too: trying to figure out how the fuck ice skating competitions work and how much achievement is plausible before remembering that absolutely nobody is going to fact check me on this 100
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Back to my favourite part of researching this fic: searching "Reddit Massachusetts nostalgic food" to find weird regional junk food to include. I'll get the fluffernutters in here yet 000
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I'm writing again thank god. Hoping to get this next chapter finished before the end of August - I have about 8000 words so far so may split it in two if needed. 100
Marine Monarch @marinemonarch.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I think we're about two entries away from Splatoon doing straight up Gyo shit. Maybe just one 000
Reposted by Marine MonarchToaster @cardbordtoaster.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Splatoon Raiders 841211019
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