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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 12h

Amazing. No notes ❤️

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This kind of petty payback fantasy is how we got do-nothing Merrick Garland as the AG and nobody went to jail.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’ve lost track of how many husbands I’ve had, but none of them were mine.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

And I was correct. Manny dropped out earlier today.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oh god no! That Raffi is a real one. Raffi is a nickname people in SF use for Rafael Mandelman, our local Roy Cohn

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

WOW! Even sentient turd Rafael Mandelman dropped his support for Manny. I predict Manny will drop out of the race by the end of the day. Raffi posted this to his Insta story about 25 minutes ago:

In an Instagram story, Districts 8 supervisor Rafael Mandelman unendorsed Manny Yekutiel in the race to succeed him. Manny has been credibly accused of sexual assault by at least three different people, but Raffi still called Manny “extraordinary” twice.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Can we talk about Greg Brockman’s signature?

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think I would, too, and I’m a cross-dresser

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don’t believe in @sarahdbunting.bsky.social. I’m SURE of Sarah D. Bunting.

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Extra Hot Great @extrahotgreat.com · 27/09/2026

From Wednesday: it's #EHG 633 with Mari Cohn! #MonsterTheLizzieBordenStory, #BestOfTheBest, #GameChanger, a #DrunkHistory Canon pitch, more -- including our lead topic, #LineOfFire! extrahotgreat.com/eh...

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A mid-combat exchange… Druid, to Paladin: “Oh my god, that was so gross!” Paladin, to Druid: “It was so gross!” Vecna, to Druid: “I thought weird, gross worm stuff was your whole thing.” Druid, to Vecna: “I WASN’T *TALKING* TO YOU!”

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Three of those dudes are JD Vance

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Millennials: I’m never going to retire 😩 90 year old senators: I’m never going to retire!!!!1! 🤪💥🎉🥳🙌🍾

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Athletes shouldn’t host SNL

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If Russia stops fighting, the war ends. If Ukraine stops fighting, Russia kills their leaders, steals their land, abducts their children, erases their history and culture, and forces them all to be loyal to their oppressor.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I hope Obama wears a tan suit to Trump’s funeral

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m old enough to remember when republicans were furious at Obama for ordering spicy mustard and using a selfie stick…and now they make excuses for the guy who made frequent trips to Pedophile Island and can’t stop shitting himself.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

All I’m going to say about “The Life of a Showgirl: The Encore” is that TS13 had *BETTER* be a divorce album.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We’re just human superheroes doing the lord’s work

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I don’t get why data centers drive up utility costs for everyone else. Pay your own damn utilities

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Beatriz Izumino @biaizumino.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Greatest game time in the history of podcasts, locked by David T. Cole after 12,239 tie-breakers,

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If you need a visual metaphor for how America is doing, I give you two walls of completely empty grocery store shelves labeled “SALE”

A wall of completely empty grocery store shelves with a large sign above that says “SALE”

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Extra Hot Great @extrahotgreat.com · 23/09/2026

Earlier: it's #EHG 633 with Mari Cohn! #MonsterTheLizzieBordenStory, #BestOfTheBest, #GameChanger, a #DrunkHistory Canon pitch, more -- including our lead topic, #LineOfFire! extrahotgreat.com/eh...

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Love terrorizing these three with Dropout content ❤️

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is what I mean when I say we’re governed by republicans who slap a D next to their names to get elected.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I performed “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina” the other night for a Hispanic Heritage Month-themed show and PLEASEEEE I look so good. I nailed this Eva Perón look.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Democrats shut the fuck up about Hasan Piker and talk about affordability until Election Day challenge level: impossible

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’ve been on that man’s neck for a decade

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

But he can make both of his lead actor trophies from tonight kiss (they’re both boys)

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Incredible! Matthew Rhys won lead actor TWICE in won night

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Actually I keep thinking farther and farther back in his history and it never should have started

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It should have been over at birtherism

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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026

Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My decade-long dislike of Ed Sheeran is paying dividends

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It’s wild that the government think I’m a terrorist for… *checks notes* …thinking we should all have health care.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Daniel Lurie wants me to be represented by a sex pest

Lurie said Friday that in two competitive races for open seats on the Board of Supervisors he is backing leading moderates Theo Ellington, who is running in District 10 to succeed Supervisor Shamann Walton, and Manny Yekutiel, running in District 8 to replace Supervisor Rafael Mandelman.

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

9/11 stories that always make me cry: -random boats ferrying people to NJ -the town of Gander -Flight 93 passengers -the jumpers -Marcy Borders (“Dust Lady”) -Ladder 35 -the way the names are organized at Ground Zero -the search and rescue dogs -the survivors who changed their flights last minute

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Bin Laden tried to terrorismmaxx us but we Seal Team Sixmogged him

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Mari Cohn @maricohn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If you don’t want me to like Hasan Piker, don’t show me pictures of him in his underwear.

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