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Maressa aka Shannon

@maressa.bsky.social
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Too complicated to explain in such a limited space...basically, I have ADHD, a million hobbies, and if I think about something new for 5 seconds too long I will become obsessed. It's a thing. Looking for work: Writer/Editor/Social Media

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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
...whhhhy? Also...yeah, maybe.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It was horrible. Like watery maple syrup.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a woman is smiling in front of a help me mug
ALT: a woman is smiling in front of a help me mug
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Thanks to @mrprofessor318.bsky.social I learned that Pony is turning 30 this year. Doing some quick math that means I was 11 when the song came out. I was OBSESSED with that song. To be fair I still kind of am. But where the hell were my parents?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbno...
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Ginuwine - Pony
YouTube video by GinuwineVEVO
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
What gender are prisons? Do we assign a gender to them? Asking for my sourdough starter.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Those are adorable!
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
You can make cheesecake with it?! I think you just sold me on an Instant Pot
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Yogurt is one of the big appeals for me. I don't like yogurt but I've always wondered if I made it at home would I like it better?
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I've been kind of leaning towards Instant Pot if I'm honest. But I've never owned one before so like...I don't know what downsides there might be.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Slowcooker or Instant Pot? Our slowcooker died over the Christmas break and now that we're in the market for another I'm wondering if we should go Instant Pot, never had one before. For context we are two adults and a cat who begs for our meat.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Put together what I'm sure will be the first of many terrariums today. 🌱
A large glass jar with a cork lid containing plants, moss, and soil.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
It really is the best version.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Please don't
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
He chewed on it until it was basically just mush but I'm not sure he actually swallowed any of it.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Jaffa went nuts for his cucamelon 🌱
An orange and white cat leaning down to examine a cucamelon on the bed.An orange and white cat with a cucamelon half sticking out of his mouth
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Zombies put the rot in erotica
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
It's hard to tell from the angle but it's actually female, haven't had any males open yet.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Pretty sure it's pumpkin. The only other option it might have been was patty pan squash and it doesn't look like that's the case.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Pretty sure it's a pumpkin :D Not the best thing to be growing on the balcony but *shrug*
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Whelp, I had a good run. It's right outside my office window so I'll be the first victim. Run while you still can.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Mystery plant finally has a flower open! 🌱
A large yellow flower of a pumpkin plant with some leaves around it.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Flowers have started to form, it looks like pumpkin
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
The balcony jungle is in fine form today 🌱
A large patch of green plants growing on a balcony along with a few red poppies that are looking pretty orange at the moment.
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Peppers Ghost @peppersghost.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
The only Indiana Jones reboot I want to see is this one.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Potating is a verb.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
That shirt is ❤️‍🔥
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Did they really have to hurt me like this?
A screenshot of a video from the Doctor Who Youtube channel called 'Twenty Years of David Tennant as the Doctor' with two photos of David Tennant as The Doctor as the thumbnail.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I planted a bunch of seeds last year trying to use up some seeds that were getting old. Nothing came up then so I wrote them off as a lost cause, but this one has decided to come up this year. So I have a few ideas on what it could be, but until fruit starts forming it's a mystery
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
The color on that morning glory 😍 Adding it to my list of need to grow!
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I think mine are going to turn out to be patty pan. The problem is it's from a seed planted early last year and last year I had nothing but weeds come up, so I have no idea what it is!
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Gorgeous flowers! What are they? I don't recognize the striped one or the orangey one.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Agreed! It's a super cute sign, but @gardenswillsaveus.bsky.social clearly needs it most.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Update on the mystery plant...it's looking more and more squash like to me! 🌱
A large leaf of an unknown plant growing on a balcony with red poppies growing behind it.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Oh I should add that last year I didn't have anything I tossed into the bed actually grow. So this is from seeds I planted last year.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Can't be unless it came out of the seed packet that way. I've never grown anything big like that since I only have a really small balcony.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Had a random plant come up in my balcony garden. My plant ID app can't decide if it's cucumber, pumpkin, or some form of squash. I didn't plant any of those this year. Last year I tossed a bunch of random seeds into the space though so....yay plant adventure! 🌱
A large flat leaf of an unknown plant. It might be a pumpkin leaf.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
If anything happens to Krypto we riot.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
He's so....wholesome! A proper boy scout type. Though I will admit Nicholas Hoult kind of stole the show.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I only use it in WvW for that very reason.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Ponybow is love. Ponybow is life.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I need a job where the whole thing is just coming up with ideas. Need an idea for a novel? I've got tons. Need an idea for a website? I've got way too many. I remember when I was 8 and I had an idea for a business doing people's grocery shopping and then taking it to their house...in 1994.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Nicest day of the year so far...so of course I'm sick. Having blocked sinuses when its 22c just isn't fair.
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The Neurodivergent Adult @thendadult.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Colin Killick from The Autistic Self Advocacy Network did an amazing job sticking up for autistic Americans after disgusting comments from the head of the Department of Health and Human Services that will only serve to spread hate and misinformation. #autism abcnews.go.com/US/video/aut...
abcnews.go.com
Video Autism advocate on RFK Jr.’s promised autism study
Colin Killick, executive director of the Autism Self Advocacy Network, joins ABC News Live to discuss how HHS Secretary RFK Jr.’s comments about autistic people impact the community.
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The Neurodivergent Adult @thendadult.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Trans women are women. Period.
A heart with a trans flag inside it and the words trans women are women.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I've been up since 3 in the morning so I'm too tired to properly rant but... an emojicast? Are they trying to appeal to 8 year olds? Are adults not mature enough to watch the pollen forecast without little sad faces?
A pollen forecast from a local news channel that uses emojis to show how bad it will be. They call it the Pollen Emojicast.
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Jennifer C @thejenniwren.teamlh.social · 12/04/2025
1/Every parent, educator & advocate should be alarmed: DHS agents tried to enter 2 LA elementary schools posing as “wellness checks”—targeting children who crossed the border alone. Superintendent Carvalho, once undocumented himself, called it out with “anger and contempt.” As he should. Kcalnews
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Dave Johnson @dcjohnson.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Did you know the US House of Representatives passed the Save Act, which doesn't let women vote if they have a different last name from the one on their birth certificate? And by the way, if it passes no one can vote if they can't show their birth certificate. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
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Four House Democrats join Republicans to pass SAVE Act
Voting rights advocates warn GOP bill would disenfranchise millions of eligible voters
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
So just to keep up, the plan is, we’re going to raise tariffs so high no one can buy things, then we’re going to build factories with no OSHA protections, no pollution standards, no change to the minimum wage, and open to child labor. So we are partying like it’s 1899, that’s the plan.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Nothing more needs to be said.
Graffiti of a potato with a sail and a penis coming out of it while it's floating on water with the words dick tater ship underneath.
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Maressa aka Shannon @maressa.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Why are pistachios suddenly the in thing?
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