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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 1h
The Northwestern fireworks look like missile defense systems.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 2h
Girl makes soup. Girl burns tongue. Girl does not learn lesson. Girl makes soup. Girl burns tongue. Girl does not learn lesson.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 3h
The new Ryan Field looks absolutely incredible.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 11h
The entire broadcast last night and how they talked about Watson was a disgrace. Was really bad postgame, especially when they had Monken join them.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Really cool how the Sky traded her away because they could not accept someone pointing out what they needed to do better. Joke of an organization.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think the most disappointing thing about the Cubs crashing out of the playoffs is just how bad the last few weeks were. Choked away the top wild card spot, then 2 uncompetitive playoff games. And now we may not get to watch them for a very long time due to the expected lockout.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Insanely disappointing season for the Cubs.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is officially October! The Cubs made it to October! Just in time for them to lose.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cubs just swinging at so many balls the last week+.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lol, they pinch hit for Shaw.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cubs finally got an extra base hit. It only took them until down 3 with 2 outs left in the series.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is Matt Shaw about to get the last out for the Cubs this season?
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Assuming there is a baseball season next year, the Cubs are going to need so much. They really went all in at the deadline and the team just collapsed again down the stretch. They need a new LF, ideally help or a better 1B, maybe a RF, full bullpen overhaul again, tons of starting pitching.
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Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your TL is gonna be full of bleh. so i'll say something nice. ron coomer has become exceptional as pat hughes' radio partner. he perfectly threads the needle of "guy you wanna have a beer with" and "guy who knows ball." plus he has cool stories from his playing days.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And now another one. And Nico is smiling. Someone on the Cubs is actually happy.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is that the first mistake the Padres have made this entire series?
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No clue what this woman did but the state should not be executing people regardless. The death penalty should have been made illegal in this country a long time ago.
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Cara @cc-is-me.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the last really dominant Cubs pitchers were Lester and Arrietta, neither of which were home grown and that was a decade ago. it's ridiculous
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katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the “its always 2 dumb bitches telling eachother "exactlyyyy"” tweet
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Funky Cold Luda @funkycoldluis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the push notification when the cubs trade matt shaw for a bag of balls to be opened later is gonna hit different
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well Dansby, ya got another chance with guys on-base. Don't swing at multiple balls this time. And....you flew out on the first pitch. Fucking brutal.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
lmao, matt shaw sucks
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They did it! The Cubs finally scored a run!
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SML Junior Scores a Point!
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Really need to get at least a run here and ideally tie it.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shocked that was a ball.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ugh…
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Swinging at pitches way outside the zone twice instead of just walking.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Only took until the 3rd this time.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Come on Dansby.
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Robert O'Neill @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 01/10/2026
matt shaw may be a disaster at the plate and a liability in the field but at least he's also a shitty person
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Two run deficit feels like a million right now.
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Nancy Armour @nrarmour.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’d like them to do every game.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, everything is going right for the Padres in this series.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wonder how long it will take the cubs to get their first hit this game?
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cool! A terrible start to this game after the horrendous one last night.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Audio on this broadcast is horrendous. Popping noises, the guys in the booth slightly ahead of the video.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well that was a bad way to start after they lost 8-0 last night.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spending 2 hours cooking a new soup and having it be so damn good you want to cook it again the next week, so you can bake fresh bread as well for it, is just the best damn feeling.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy for white sox fans. Now I hope the cubs actually show up tonight to force a game 3.
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Meg Linehan @meglinehan.com · 01/10/2026
Filed under: things that are not mind-boggling.
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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You gotta wonder -- what really motivates a party to spend so much time fixated on whether students were born with a a penis or a vagina?
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✶ ✶ Veggie Jackson ✶ ✶ @justnbaird.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mood. #Cubs
Jack White, in a cubs shirt looking sad/upset
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Mark Lazerus @marklazerus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GOAL: Patrick Kane. Of course. Great patience. 3-2 Vegas.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SHOWTIME!!!!
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As we all expected.
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Matt Trueblood @matrueblood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of my problems with the four-voice Peacock model is that there’s a weird need to hold a circle jerk at some point in each game. Because these guys don’t usually work together and two of the four have an allegiance to one of the teams, they feel this compulsion to glaze one another and it’s bad.
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cubs got a hit
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Funny Crowd Cheering
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A HIT!!!! THEY DID IT!!!!
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That was an insanely long interview with Bedard.
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Maren Messenger @marenmess.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Going to be really funny if they do get no-hit.
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