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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

so yep tiger is fine www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...

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JunkboxJim @junkboxjim.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Nice kitty.

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 09/10/2026

Friends, can we all block and report @scuba-diving-5.bsky.social — they are pretending to sell my stuff on merch (check their replies tab), but it’s a credit card number theft scam. Hopefully nobody got ripped off, but if you did, call your credit card company ASAP.

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fannd ✧ comms waitlist @fannd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Commission for Iast 🖤 I'm always so happy when you keep coming back with your characters, again and again, to capture them in different situations! ✦ #commission #art

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kaylee rowena 🫀 @kayleerowena.com · 08/10/2026

i had a conversation earlier about what to charge for commercial commissions that reminded me i had a calculator for that sitting around in my google drive, so i've edited that into a template and tossed it on my ko-fi for PWYW! ko-fi.com/s/bc6f316116

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✧ art rates calculator ✧ - Kaylee Rowena's Ko-fi Shop

a google sheet template to calculate rates for commercial art commissions for various size clients and various usage situations. not meant to be an en...

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Granuailynn @granuailynn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Think of the poor, poor white males! ...who hold the majority in Congress Fed Exec SCOTUS all state legislatures all state governors law enforcement the judiciary ... ...& they STILL Can't catch a break! Sounds like a skill issue🤷

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Duncan Eagleson @duncaneagleson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

For those who may not be familiar w/ the term, giving up "moral rights" means they don't have to credit you, & can alter any part of your work w/o permission. Along w/ the other terms, it basically makes a freelance gig into Work for Hire, the artist or writer giving up all rights in their work.

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I will admit my ignorance on this. I looked it up and was appalled!

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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 08/10/2026

Well. Hello. (Is that a debut at #7 on the NYT bestseller list? Why yes, yes it is!)

A screenshot of the Astarion cover next to a blurb, New This Week, and the #7

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Deirdre @dlpr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

TO ALL THE WHITE MEN FEELING ATTACKED RIGHT NOW…HAVE YOU TRIED SMILING MORE?

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IGN @ign.com · 07/10/2026

The Dungeons & Dragons and Magic: The Gathering teams at Wizards of the Coast have just announced they're unionizing. In a letter of demands, the union has urged Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast leaders to stop pushing generative AI. bit.ly/4hMhPzG

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I have 3 things... 1) a scan of my brain 2) a 3d printer 3) a bunch of intoxicants in my system (day off after a rough week)

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Young Frankenstein: Abby Normal Brain

Alt: Young Frankenstein: Hans Delbruck Brain

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My man would be pissed if I didn't at least call on his bday so it tracks

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Shana V. White (she/her) @shanavwhite.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026

Advertising a Trump knife is certainly a choice.......

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If I ever end up murdered by one of these (and I feel like folks buyin these might just be that type), for the love of all that is remotely sane in this world, I beg y'all to lie...I would rather my obit say I drowned in a greyhound station toilet than that I was stabbed by that thing

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The only nobel prize he should get is posthumously for droppin dead.

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I think in every relationship you should be offered an option of a cage match to the death every 10yrs. The best part...the first few decades not many couples would do it, but when Edgar & Lucille are finally done after 50yrs we get geriatric death match. Yes, I say put that shit on pay per view.

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Shrek: Chair! Give 'em the chair!

Alt: Shrek: Chair! Give 'em the chair!

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I stood in line at midnight to get the wrath of the lich king for this fool. I have done my service to this bullshit and will no longer participate.

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The same SOB who said I was "too drunk & belligerent" to play WOW back in 2008, because I had the nerve to ask what the hot bar buttons did when had me try to play on his acct, is now trying to convince me to get him a new copy of wow so he can play wow forever...I have some feelins bout this y'all.

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World of Warcraft: Clicking Play and Enter World

Alt: World of Warcraft: Clicking Play and Enter World

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This right here...and when an author I already love is talking about books they like? You bet ur sweet ass I'm gonna go grab a copy.

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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Pete Hegseth trails behind the crowd while running with troops in San Diego

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Miramar...that's the Marine Corps Air Station still right? Did the PT shorts get longer? Those things were daisy dukes back in the 90's. Also he runs like he's about to die.

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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

now this is unscientific. I didn't tell every romantic partner whether or not I owned a sword. ladies don't necessarily want to hear that. they want to hear i make a mean tiramisu

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm not sure 'lady' is the term I would use for myself, but that being said my priorities lean way more to tiramisu (I have my own collection of sharp objects).

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I used to sell weed to a guy who looked just like this...he swore he was going to take the OR legal system down for making him have license, regist., & ins. to drive. He was "learning law" to do it (on his own, no one would teach him). Haven't seen him in a min., wish I could remember his name.

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

My grown ass was at the store & they had those coloring kits half off (y'all know the ones w/the travel case). Today is my friday. I was promised when I grew up I could have cake for breakfast & there's a giant slice in my fridge. I am finally going to live like six yr old me anticipated I would!

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Futurama Bender Drawing Art

Alt: Futurama's Bender Bending Rodriguez coloring in a coloring book

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This gets my vote for the best thing I've seen on the Internet today:

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 05/10/2026

We are not enthusiastic enough about our passions… i stand on this app to declare the fires that rage in my soul!!!!

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Stephen Blackmoore @stephenblackmoore.com · 05/10/2026

And yet most women's clothes still don't have pockets.

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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 05/10/2026

Spooky bird stories. My Halloween comic from 2024.

A comic titled Spooky Bird Stories. In panel 1, a turkey vulture is telling stories to other vultures, and it says, "She walked toward the source of the terrible smell. She got closer and closer, and then, to her horror, she saw... No dead body." A black vulture says "No!" and a turkey vulture says "Did someone already eat it??" In panel 2, a northern cardinal is telling a story to some songbirds. It says "They peered through the windows of the house at the gory scene. Zombies had smashed through the door in the night. The homeowner was dead. But worst of all... He hadn't refilled the feeders." An eastern bluebird says "Aaah!" and an American goldfinch says "It can't be!". In panel 3, A screech owl is telling a story to other owls. It says "And then the ghost fluffed itself up really big to appear scarier." A saw-whet owl gasps, and a long-eared owl says "Horrifying!". In panel 4, a downy woodpecker is telling a story to other woodpeckers, and says "The eerie sound rang through the dark woods. Tap-tap. Tap-tap. It was the distinctive two-part knock of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker. The species had returned from the dead... FOR REVENGE." A red-cockaded woodpecker says "Yesss".

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

None of this has any real point, just sharing because why the hell not? Things have been coming along nicely lately and so my little story I wrote to fulfill my own needs makes me happy. I foresee a busy fall/winter & am looking forward to it. Do with that info what you will.

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South Park: I Do What I Want!

Alt: South Park: I Do What I Want!

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I got burned out on virgins & series. I've never dug secret babies or weddings. I wrote this for me & hopefully the new year will see me reading a complete rough draft, but first I have to throw a giant fictional xmas party, murder a werewolf, & convince a woman not to run away from a good man.

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It isn't either MC's 1st relationship & while neither character is perfect they are more mature & less likely to act impulsively. I am loving writing this & while I have zero against books with younger couples I wanted a stand alone grown couple for a change.

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I love romance (&horror but not the point right now), been reading it for 3+ decades, but got sick of 20-somethings who haven't learned to communicate or all the angsty stuff. This year I'm determined to finish my shifter rom with a couple in their 40/50's.

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JoyousJoyfulJoyness @joyousjoyness.com · 05/10/2026

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨ Surprise! Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day! #happy #cat #cute #joyousjoyness #repost

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Stephen Blackmoore @stephenblackmoore.com · 05/10/2026

Scorpio: Today you will set a new record for Greatest Number of People Angered In The Shortest Amount of Time.

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Gonna beat my previous high score!!! Fuck yeah!!!

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Lot of old internet talk tonight & it sparked a random memory. Have some fucking weird for ur night... About 4yrs ago I swear I ran into the specter of death. The thing is he looked more like the pc guy in the pc vs mac commercials than a skeleton in a dark hooded robe. That is all. Sleep well.

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Mac vs PC Ad: Hello, I'm a Mac

Alt: Mac vs PC Ad: Hello, I'm a Mac

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I was wondering if it was just me.

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I may be a terrible person. I was wandering around singing the hell outta that song & must've watched it dozens of times (I watched the 1989 Batman everyday for an entire year so odd isn't undeard of for me), I still love it! I am sorry it scared you tho, I will take all ur rewatchings for ya! lol

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

My dad worked for the school district (old bugger taught truck driving & diesel mechanics) so we had that sweet free ass internet. I think I ended up showing him how it worked (was selling custom build pc's back in the 90's). It was so much smaller but we LOVED it, unlike algorithmic inference.

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

To be fair some lil orange dudes just had a musical number while Augustus was on his way to the afterlife, I would probably stfu too...but I wouldn't risk my big ass for a candy factory. Also are oompa loompas the best at improve musical bits or was it all premeditated? Whole movie messed me up.

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Sleepy Hollow Reviews 🎃🐎 @sleepingvillage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Lot of us november babies do some math and end up at valentine's day...hell my youngest is a novembet baby (i got jewelry and him that year).

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