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Mary G Bird

@marebear333.bsky.social
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I write monsters (smutty, funny, scary...any kind really), am a general smart-ass & misc creative type, and light fires when bored.

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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Our little town is doing a cruise where people bring their cars downtown and show off...one of my regulars brought this beauty and I might just be in love!
Prisitine, deep purple pearlescent, 1967 mustang sits invitingly in the sun.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I have one of these, mine is a collection of short stories.
Front cover of pocketbook #91 a collection of short storiesrear cover of pocketbook #91 showing the 4 cent charge to send to a 'boy in the armed forces'Inner page of pocketbook #91 showing that this is a wartime book.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
My handsome man doesn't care what I have (unless it's chicken which he just steals if given the slightest oppotunity) he waits patiently until he see me take a bute then he NEEDS some...lemon cake? Sure, as long as mom takes a bite to show him it's ok same w/ anything else lol But look at that face!
Tabby named 8-bit lays belly up with front paws curled in a display of cuteness so profound it hurts a little.  Also he is very soft.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
If you were a video game character, what would your health pickup be?
A jar of trichome coated grape gas strain cannabis stares enticingly at the camera.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Took a minor road trip yesterday. During the manadatory snack stop I faced the daunting challenge of selecting a sweet. A wall of brightly colored & over hyped candies stared at me, but to me the choice was obvious...gelatinous cube. I chose correctly ya'll... all hail gelatinous cube
Bright pink bag shows gummy cube candy with squishie gummy filling.  Bag is labeled 'juicy drop gummy mystery cube'.  Side note: flavor so strong i had to blink my way through the first one and did not know that was even a thing.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
My boy wanted churros so we found a recipe and got to work. These pics are the finished batch (minus several that were tested along the way for quality) and the same plate 5 min later. Everyone here is ready for a mid-afternoon nap to sleep our snacks off.
blue plate full of homemade churros sits next to a whipped cream covered cup of hot chocolate on a brown speckled counter topblue plate of homemade churros sits nearly empty on a brown speckled counter top
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
After three days of wondering what this monster was doing we finally caught him. Folks meet Talker, he spent three days living under my bed sneaking out to use the litter box and snack. He is now an indoor grump who prefers cozy living to scrapping and pooping in the dirt. 6/6
A tan tabby (Talker) is curled up on a black comforter pretending he doesn't know I am taking his picture.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
$21 after tax here in my legal state (29% washington apple indoor) amd we aren't even the cheap dispo here lmfao
Jar of Washingtpn Apple indoor strain marijuana nugs
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I missed the alt text so here is the same pic with it
Black kitty meows ferociously next to a ouija doormat
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
This kitty will call you up in the great beyond to remind you breakfast is at 8am not 8:05 no matter how dead you are.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
We have two idiots, two demons, and one old man who snuck in last year when we had a snow storm and just never left. So, I guess that is at least semi-confirmation (also one of the demons is my profile pic just fyi). Here is a pic of 1 of my beautiful idiots (he has great resting bitch face), Bubs.
8-Bit a.k.a Bubs, a tabby cat  looks over his shoulder to see what the damn human is up to this time.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Forgot to eat lunch and my edibles just kicked, so in a pretty good place. I hope you're all as pleasantly relaxed as I am. Have a cat pic...This is once again 8-bit, a.k.a. Bubs, and he is a very handsome young man.
Beautiful tabby cat snuggles his own feet while sleeping on a black background.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Discovered some wisdom hidden in the container for a thc/cbd bath bomb...I may just grab one of these for I yearn to be noodly (marinara optional, garlic bread mandatory).
A view of the inner top lid of a cardboard cylibder container reads, "Caution: You may feel like a noodle after using this bath bomb.  Remind yourself you are only mataphorically noodly.  Do not climb into a bowl of marinara."
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
ok looking at my last few skeets and damn, time to take it down a lil bit so I don't get all arsony...my dad had one of these in white with three stripes, light purple on the two outer stripes deep purple on the center (stole the pic from an auction site)
This is a '79 International cabover...a white cabover semi sits in a snowy landscape with a blue fence behind it.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I desperately want to burn something to the ground. here's a cat dammit! This ebony beauty is my 11 yr old Jazzy, she may be the most introverted and evil cat I have ever met...I love her SOOOOOOOO much!!!!!
All black norwegian forest cat, Jazzy, reclines in her bed looking to the camera as if to say "what now human?"
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
So I'm a few edibles and beverages into my day off here...I have that need to say shit I will regret when sobriety takes over. Anyway here's a pic of a cat because I can and nobody can stop me. Throwback to our Mayhem as a kitten.
Mayhem, a gray tabby kitten, lays belly up as though dead when in fact he is merely sleeping that deep sleep of the young we so yearn for as we age.  A testament to youth he is also a major pain in the ass and we love him.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Hit 20k+ words in one of my current projects and was pleasantly surprised to see the story arc right where I wanted it. Sometimes the characters run amok, but these ones are cooperating nicely. Anyway have a cat pic because cat pic=good
throwback picture of baby Princess, a tortoiseshell kitten, and her brother Mayhem, a gray tabby kitten, getting caught playing in the bathtub.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
So, I could chat about politics, but the world is a shit show & if you haven't figured that out I don't have the patience (or flash cards) to help you. Instead I'm popping in here to say I've been doing some writing, playing w/my hobbies, petting cats & living...never surrender! enjoy a cat pic!
Sweet, innocent looking tabby cat, 8-bit, lays out on the kitchen floor surrounded by the homegrown catnip freshly harvested for his enjoyment.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I find myself in a strange place lately...I keep creating things, but I am way less inclined to share. I hoard the things that bring me joy like a dragon on it's pile of gold. Oh well enough about my decent into madness here is a pic of cat becuz everyone needs that.
Jazzy, the all black cat, looks to the camera as she stands on a black comforter.  She seems sweet and lovable, but in her old age she is becoming quite an evil bitch.  This only makes us love her more
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
So this other emplpyee has been boss' favorite since they got here, so of course i get to design a 2yr anniv sign. The whole thing is rough pencil and just a layout thing, but we're getting there.
Pencil sketches of our bestest employee, Woof, a red heeler.  She is surrounded by fireworks made of tennis balls and doggie biscuits.  A banner above her head reads '2 years' and two rockets sit below her.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Awwww shit y'all we got a new tattoo shop right across the street from my dispo...now I gotta plan some ink (I'm excited!!!) No cats at work so have foliage
A vibrant green Gary Payton Cookies clone under a grow light shows off her deep green leaves.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
May & I'm enjoying my year (not the outside world the one I'm making at home for myself)...no pressure just making things, learning things, & doing it on my schedule. I can't tell if I'm driving myself mad with all the new things or just living my best life, but either way I'm all in. Have a cat!
8-Bit, also known as Bubs, the tabby lounges on a black comforter as he looks to the camera with perfect yellow green eyes and an expression that says he is dangerously close to being done with my shit.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Spring is definitely here at work and the girls are looking damn good!
Top down view of a cannabis clone (Gary Payton Cookies). Vibrant, green, healthy and happy!
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
When I lie in bed, cross-faded and warm in winter, and watching cat videos online I think to myself....this, this is what my caveman ancestors wanted for their progeny, they would be so proud. Anywho, have el gato (my bed, NOT my cat...well wasn't my cat, but hey times change right?)
Talker, a tabby, sits with his back to the camera on a black comforter...that is my bed, but not my cat.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Been thinking a lot lately & decided to take the year fof me. I'm going to make stuff because it makes me happy. I'm going to continue working locally to be one of the helpers where I can. I'm not going to stress word count, queries, or submission windows. Anyway here's a cat...
Mayhem, our gray long hair tabby, sleeps belly up exposing much floof.  This is a trap, or course, the floof is soft and those who know this learned by bloodshed.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Sometimes I just want to dismantle the world brick by brick...anyway here is a cat
8-bit, our very photogenic tabby, sleeps curled up in a ball of adorable cat
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Looks like my sweet gentleman 8-bit...he loves fresh laundry lol
8-bit, an american short hair tabby, snuggles on a warm american flag print towel and a pair of blye jeans.  He is currently rated best snuggler in the house.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Generally the kind where i go on a kitty hunt to pet every one of my fluffy minions!! Muahahaha...seriously though, I would cry. But I share my babies oh kitty-less ones! Behold!
Princess Mow Mow, a deceptively sweet appearing tortoiseshell cat stares innocently into the camera.  This is an act, do not be fooled.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I'm having a very similar day, but I got a cat pic? That might help...
8-bit, a tan tabby, gazes handsomely at the camera as he lays on a black comforter with his widdle paws pulled up to be as cute as frigging possible.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I haven't been in school since 1996...today I turned in my first homework in almost 3 decades...the anxiety is messing with me y'all. Anyway here is a cat becauz we can all use a good feline.
Bubs (a.k.a. 8-bit), a short hair tabby, curls up on a freshly dried towel and pair of blue jeans.  It is his official job to hold fresh laundry down. He takes his job very seriously.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Decided to do a thing, fear of failure has me full of anxiety...but fear of succeeding might actually be worse. I don't particularly like being an adult. Anyway here's a pic of my fav doggo Woof
Woof, a red heeler pitbull lab mix, sleeps tye sleep of the righteous on her blankie and couch.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Welp,I've been up about an hour and already a herd of furry beasties have demanded treats and I've been mooned by my neighbor's toddler must be a holiday. Here's a cat becuz I love the hell outta this beastie and I'm thankful for her everyday
Jazzy, an all black Norwegian Forrest cat, snuggles in her fluffy white bed while looking sweetly at the camera...she is not sweet, do not be fooled, petting the belly means certain death.  Best Cat Ever.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Last week I forced my eldest (20) to watch 'My Cousin Vinny' and during this hilarious torture we discovered they have not seen either 'Independence Day' or 'Men In Black'...so I'm off to watch movies I enjoy with someone I love...before I go here is a critter, meet Leviathan a big sweetie.
Leviathan, a 6ft red tail boa stretches out on the floor of her local dispensary while her foster momma gives her a lil pet.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
My bio says I write stuff, & I swear this is true (got 3-5 projects in various stages atm), but sometimes I don't feel like sharing. I just get mad at the world or sad about life in general & keep my stories to myself. I'm not good at sharing, but when I'm in a good mood good luck shutting me up.
Slightly blurry shot of Mayhem, a gray tabby, enjoying a box he has just discovered.  He has a happy yet guily expression like he got busted eating stolen cookies.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Another dr thing (2nd day in a row) and I'm starting to think death would be better than another stranger touching me. I don't do touchie except on an extremely limited basis. I fucking hate getting older soley because they find new ways to put hands on me. Anyway cat becuz i need it
Ginger tabby Jr looks up at his temporary human servant wondering why his breakfast is late.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I always thought sites that let people collect other people like pokemon were weird..."I have 75k followers" cool, cool name four you actually engage with.I just chill, say stupid shit & let the chips fall where they will. Everybody has their own thing tho have fun with it. Here's a cat just becuz
This is Blue, he is an all black domestic short hair cat.  Blue is not sure if he should let me pet him...spoiler I gave out breakfast and suddenly he loved me very much.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I've been drinking a touch (& am high because fuck you that's why) & find myself willing to type what I think so I'm off to watch My Cousin Vinny because it's been a minute & I'm exposing the 20yr old to some classics (Hackers was an epic win last time). Here's a cat, because y'all can't stop me!
8-Bit, the most handsome tabby to ever live, shows his ever so soft belly tempting the unwary to go in for a pet.  Not pictured the band-aids I required after falling for this trick for the thousandth time.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We call our now very large, but not grown up, kitten Mayhem (like the guy in the allstate commercials always causing shit) he is a fluffy menace and loves attention whether it is negative or positive (he's a furry friggin toddler, I swear). I feel your pain. Here is my miscreant showing his ass.
Mayhem, a gray long hair tabby, struggles to fit the wide load that is his ass into a much too small barnes and nobles bag and thus break all laws of physics.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
If I do not know you, do not chat me. This is an automatic block. You got something to say, say it here or ask. Anyway cat pic because no one can stop me:
An all black domestic short hair cat looks at the camera.  This is Blue he is hoping for 2nd breakfast, might be part hobbit.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
I post stupid shit. Sometimes I write monster stuff. I also have many cat pictures.
8-bit (aka Bubs) a short hair tabby cat lays on his side and looks at the camera as if I have managed to insult seven generations of feline by snapping this single shit.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
I friggin love local urban legends and modern folklore...someday I wish to have the time and fundage to travel around the u.s. collecting these stories into a giant compendium of modern creepiness. Anyway time for cat pic:
Princess Mow-mow (a tortoiseshell feline) looks innocently at the camera belying her homicidal tendencies
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Still say it is this friggin thing to a t including no windows
the crew of the planet express ship stand outside Leela's new 'safety ship' a boxy gray abomination of a spaceship
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
This reminds me of Leela's safety ship in Futurama
The crew of the Planet Express ship stand outside the boxy gray safety ship after Leela pulls tarp off in 'unveiling'...vehicle sports no windows and low to the ground profile.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
Homemade cinnamon rolls done. Chili in the crockpot. First lil harvest of wee sweet homegrown tomatoes rinsed & waiting to be devoured. Liquor & thc applied liberally to cook/gardener. I'm one good fist fight & some weird f@cking from a perfect day. Here's a cat:
Our boy Mayhem (long hair gray tabby) stretches out showing his fluffy freckled tummy while he sleeps like he is in a coma.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
My lockscreen is work tho (resized for my ph screen of course) lol Our babies a few seasons back
Absolutely beautiful and vibrant green marijuana clones form a lush canopy
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 28/08/2024
19yrs ago today I sat on the gulf coast of MS at a picnic bench chatting w/my dad. His shift was ending, I was midway through mine. The bands were coming in & the casino boat was rocking. I had no warning it would be the last time I sat at a table w/my father. Here's a cat pic, he loved cats.
A handsome tabby (8-bit is his name) lays in a pile of homegrown catnip on a tan linoleum floor.  Momma grows the best stash of nip and my boy appreciates it.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
I will see your bird posting and raise you, Bird posting bird (not my painting)
Painting of bird in a tree (no idea what type of bird but it is brown and orange and pretty damn cute)
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 25/08/2024
Y'all ever notice how no one gives a shit about your creative pursuits until they can find a way to benefit themselves? That pisses me off, if you can't deal with the crazy bitch who makes it (me) you don't really need to worry bout what I can do for you. Anyway, here is Bash cuz he's cute
An 8 week old black lab (Bash) sleeps on a brown counter
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 02/08/2024
Awwwww shit y'all Thriller just hit the radio for the first time of '24 and I give zero fucks what day of the year it is SPOOKY SEASON IS OFFICALLY HERE!!! I'm so happy here is a pic of my precious void.
My spooky baby Jazzy, an all black Norwegian Forest cat, looks at the camera as if to say she is done with all out shit.
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Mary G Bird @marebear333.bsky.social · 11/07/2024
Got edits handled, did a lil work on a new story, built some tiny legos, & got a new toy in the mail...I may not fully be grown up, but my mythological romance edits are coming along great & my shifter romance is starting to pick up the pace. #romancebooks Feeling good so have a cat pick
Mayhem (grey tabby) as a kitten innocently sitting on the bathtub edge...he very clearly was NOT swinging from the shower curtain and, quite frankly, is disturbed you would suggest such a thing.  Shampoo bottle for scale.
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