Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 16hEvil Mr. Beast fighting a K-6 elementary school gauntlet style to see how many kids he can beat before one stops him. 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Somebody got "so pissed off they had to go home" ...does that mean that is an option? 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"I will be buried under the most luxurious dirt covered in the most golden of piss. American piss, the best. The likes of piss you'll have never seen before, Corinthian columns of piss. Gilded piss." 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Getting sucked into a German documentary about constructing a house out of garbage and discovering it's just a regular stick built North American home. 010
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's getting so dire that the Palestinians across the street took their flag down and put up a Canadian one today. I assume it's in support of us gaining an independent homeland? 010
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 06/09/2026NASCAR and F1 are probably off August 8, 2027. Bring back the Michigan 500. 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Ordering one slice of each meat at the deli counter, then filming myself reviewing them in my car as sort of a depressing fat guy performance art. 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Baconade: the low sugar, high protein electrolyte beverage for the inactive lifestyle. 110
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Once Alberta separates they're opening the Museum of Human Wrongs in Calgary. 010
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 06/08/2026"Dontcha Put It In Your Mouth" is prohibitionist and doesn't allow children to make an informed choice. It's about to be replaced by "Poison? Would." 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Getting the full Saskatchewan experience today. Co-op full serve gas, casual racism, driving without a seat belt and camping in a field with no cover while it's 32 above. 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Trying to turn this slaughterhouse into a slaughterhome. 010
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Compiling a documentary set in the summer of 2019 called Life Before Covid. Everything is exactly the same except nobody knows who Tiger King is and everyone could buy steaks. 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Blasting Death - Symbolic on a $20 Walmart boombox, cleaning the basement in jeans but tarp off, full Randy Bobandy. 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Are they sure cereal works as intended? I eat a lot of it and still can't keep my hands off the fuckin' thing. 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I drive past a Merkur for sale down the street every day, is it time? 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 10/04/2026You talked about your AI, talked about your ChatGPT and it didn't get you anywhere. Well, AustinGPT says I just whipped your ass! 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 03/02/2026People in Canada who think we don't have freedom do not appreciate how hard it is to go to jail here. It's like a fifty-fifty shot you do hard time for killing someone on purpose. On the other side of the line there's people doing life because they don't have $300, never mind the current situation. 010
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 20/01/2026The morning after Trump posts Canada and Greenland covered in the American flag is probably not the day to send out the email saying we're finally taking away your ARs. Might be the day to start handing them out. 120
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 07/01/2026A particular kind of white woman is looking for gluten free vegan perogies at the store. I just said it's called a potato. She didn't think I solved her problem. 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Winnipeg clears everything and their snow budget is $47 million for 7300 lane km, Edmonton's is $67 million for 12,500 lane km. Even a huge increase to $150 million (under one third of the police budget) is a $12/month property tax increase for the biggest quality of life improvement we could buy. 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Making a Hallmark movie about inclusion called All Downs Go To Heaven 010
Reposted by MarcMarc @marchetype.bsky.social · 27/11/2025[Robot leaping about an orgy dodging flopping tits and swinging dongs, until he slips and his left nut is chopped off by a dominatrix's paddle. He picks up his nut and welds it back on.] "My name is Cuckbert. I am a robot from Planet Submissive. I can put my nuts back on. You can't. So play safe." 061
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 15/11/2025They invented generative AI so they could say the THROATUS pictures are deep fakes when they leak. 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 26/10/2025NASCAR is so hard up that Coofandy is sponsoring a car. Is Rlawtdor next? 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Watermelon, product of Canada! Global warming kicks ass. Let's burn diesel until we have bananas. 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Making a series of public service announcements about home economics called "Dinner: It's What's For Dinner" 010
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Townsend Bell with a cocaine joke wasn't on my bingo card but wasn't far off either. 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 30/04/2025It's Facebook Marxistplace, give according to your ability and take according to your need. 010
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 03/04/2025It doesn't make sense to leave Canada for the big automakers. Canadian made vehicles are already selling profitably in the US for double digit percentages more than in Canada. 2025 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 RST - $66,499 CAD retail $58,390 US retail = $83,188 CAD = 25.1% more 100
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Is it possible for the NYSE to start with a limit down at the opening bell? 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Unspecified Threats sounds like the title of a late 90s thriller movie. The layers of exposition eventually lead to the conclusion the villain is paranoid schizophrenia. 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Need more "pallet jack" and less "jack it, pal" in the warehouse you guys. 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Everything went to hell when they switched from the Pil Cube to the Piltangular Prism. 100
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I thought they were going to line up time change and international women's day but they couldn't figure out how to make it only 17 hours. 000
Reposted by MarcFriendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Getting absolutely gord faced on a half dozen hoserbombs 081
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Eventually the time arises to hammer our plowshares back into swords. 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 17/02/2025I bet people who read Homer won't be as mad about Christopher Nolan's Odyssey as the people who read Ready Player One were about the movie. 010
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Getting a DQ ice cream cake with Spiderman that says "I'm finna sling some web on u" for V-day 000
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Take all of that steel the US wants to tariff and build Energy East. Twin track the entire CN and CP main lines while we're at it. 010
Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 08/02/2025For the other people who search DadBoner on here once a week powermoves.bsky.social has an account we need to give an audience.powermoves.bsky.socialMike Burns (@powermoves.bsky.social) 000
