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@marchetype.bsky.social
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 3h
If you had solar it would be useful in spring and fall but nothing is going to be more economical or convenient than gas. This new thing is the program that should have been rolled out instead of carbon tax coming off heating oil.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 4h
I know we were restricted from them on the green grants because we're in too cold of zone. You had to have backup gas heat. Carrier did a dirty trick and got their furnaces approved so if you bought a new furnace the government would basically buy you a high end air conditioner.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Evil Mr. Beast fighting a K-6 elementary school gauntlet style to see how many kids he can beat before one stops him.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My biggest failure as a person is I don't find most independent shop/"prairie" style pizza good because it's all crust and sopping wet. Too much sauce, too much bread, not cooked enough for the amount of toppings.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why is it so wet
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*AWD
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somebody got "so pissed off they had to go home" ...does that mean that is an option?
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You're right about everything, but also Amazon FireTV Stick Lite for $22.99. I don't like having Bezos in my house but on the Lite you have to key the mic. Alexa allegedly isn't listening to the proletariat plotting against the bourgeoisie in your living room until the button is pressed.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Federal diesel tax is 4 cents per litre and has been suspended since the end of April.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You can't use EBT at Baller Tree
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's like Hawk Tuah got the Nashville writing machine to slop out a hit for her instead of the Silicon Valley crypto machine to slop out a rug pull for her.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is he a popular former mayor that lived two blocks from there?
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Coworker was test driving a new truck at Westgate that wasn't PDId, it seized from no oil as soon as it pulled into 102 Ave. They tried to make it his fault.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"I will be buried under the most luxurious dirt covered in the most golden of piss. American piss, the best. The likes of piss you'll have never seen before, Corinthian columns of piss. Gilded piss."
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Getting sucked into a German documentary about constructing a house out of garbage and discovering it's just a regular stick built North American home.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The real trick is putting stuff in the cup and covering it in slush.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The gas station by my house does in an effort to keep you from drinking it until you pay. I don't know if that's enough of a barrier to keep someone who would just walk out with it from walking out but they think so.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think it's overlooked how different product standards are here. Cars can be done at the stroke of a pen, until 1996 Euro cars could be sold here but a common market is going to be harder when nothing electric is compatible. Will all of our food ingredients end up double compliant to US and EU?
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm still waiting for a history minute of P.L. Robertson telling Henry Ford where to go.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We can't deal with you saying finna anymore, Cartman!
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dearly beloved, before us stand two towers of love which shall be toppled by no unforseen circumstances inside or out...
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every other business pretends to not have outright disdain for their customers. Ryanair is the business equivalent of if "I'll say it to your face."
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's getting so dire that the Palestinians across the street took their flag down and put up a Canadian one today. I assume it's in support of us gaining an independent homeland?
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dog our only two Chilis left are in the airport
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I wonder how an Explorer races. The most insane thing about the crusher program was shredding what amounted to civilian snowmobiles and boats, not just Police Interceptor Utilities.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's still made in Gimli, Manitoba and the blending/bottling for Canada is done at the old Schenley plant in Quebec now. There's lots of "Canadian whisky" sold in the US that isn't even marketed in Canada but is produced here. Personally a Wiser's guy.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We are really showing everyone our inferiority complex.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't want to sound like a tinfoil hat guy but it really bothers me when I get ads for something I've thought about but never searched or talked about. It has to be statistically likely based on other activity and the algo just caught me, but it doesn't make me feel any better.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
NASCAR and F1 are probably off August 8, 2027. Bring back the Michigan 500.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I think the claim was Canada never got these because the rear bumper wouldn't pass CMVSS. Oddly the rear bumper rules are why the Pintos didn't explode here like in the US. It looks like they are back on the inadmissible list for import again.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ordering one slice of each meat at the deli counter, then filming myself reviewing them in my car as sort of a depressing fat guy performance art.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Not to be that guy, especially on an esteemed Polling Canada post, but everything is so stupid that nothing is off the table anymore. It only takes one armed person to control 100 unarmed people, it might be time to turn the buy-back into the hand-out.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
North American Paper in Brampton still makes made in Canada scribblers.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Mead bought Hilroy in 1994 and then Acco bought Mead. Somewhere along the line they got offshored. Printed and assembled in Vietnam.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There was an era where racing was said to be the largest spectator sport, and it's hard to believe until you see things like this and realize that every whistle stop used to have a drag strip or dirt track.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
2002-2003 pre-lobotomy Scott Goodyear wasn't as bad as he gets credited for. Eddie's issue was every single thing he said good or bad was in the same tone.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I wonder if it was the same guy who bought $3,000 of shots when I was at Brewhouse on a Friday night then walked around handing out business cards and introducing himself in what I think was an attempt to make it a promo expense?
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I wanna be a space cadet
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Baconade: the low sugar, high protein electrolyte beverage for the inactive lifestyle.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Once Alberta separates they're opening the Museum of Human Wrongs in Calgary.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
As long as Ontario depends on Enbridge Line 5, Canada doesn't have the tools to turn off the tap. If the tap got shut, Canada would get Venezuela'd in a day. Nothing is more sacred than gas being under $3.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I don't know what's worse, Will Buxton's heartwrenching soliloquy to keep his green card when they shit can him or Hinch having to hit the cough button to wipe his mouth after monologue.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fall of 2019 we were headed into a massive recession, all of the signals were bad, and somehow "they" have managed to push it seven years down the line while making all of the bad numbers even worse. Maybe five dollar foot longs will come back?
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I have spent almost 20 years trying to find Phil Anselmo's rant about "real fucking metal" like the "fourth Burzum album" again. Not as many Phil rants on YouTube anymore.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Couldn't afford Prime, named her daughter Alexa.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If they turned the hairpin into a knob end shape there'd be a crossover opportunity when they turned the other direction exiting. Not sure how they can make a track that's 24 feet wide and be "FIA grade 2."
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
People who think an X1 is gauche but still have bad taste.
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
"Dontcha Put It In Your Mouth" is prohibitionist and doesn't allow children to make an informed choice. It's about to be replaced by "Poison? Would."
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Dulux Farm Fresh
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Marc @marchetype.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Getting the full Saskatchewan experience today. Co-op full serve gas, casual racism, driving without a seat belt and camping in a field with no cover while it's 32 above.
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